Premiering This Thursday Evening (7/17) @ 7pm
Step aside Big Ben—there’s a new landmark in town. London Town is your exclusive VIP pass into the thiccest corners of England, where glutes meet glory.
From high-flying business moguls jetting into Heathrow with custom-tailored trousers that defy physics... To countryside legends who shut down the local pub with one strategic pivot at the dartboard.
Expect cheeky boardroom rivalries, backseat drama in Bentleys, and the annual “Double-Decker Rump-Off” at the bus stop. Every man’s got assets—these ones just come with a postcode.
Private jets. Mega mansions. Sweaty briefs. This Thursday, the cheeks rise like the London Eye.
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