Red Guardian's Goods
Added 2021-07-15 03:39:08 +0000 UTCUgh. Yeah I'm for real kinda nuts for David Harbour's portrayal of Red Guardian here. I'm not gonna give anything away but, he's shown as a father figure trying to do right by his kids, big ol' beard and belly, even a scene of him in his tighty whities trying to pull his old suit on. Damn, they really out here tryna make me fall in love. Well I'll show them I'll... Oh, I'm already doodling his name in my sketchbook and drooling over his hairy balls. Shit, I got it bad.
Also, fun fact in the 'hard' edit: He actually says this line in the movie referencing his want to get frisky! XD
Comments
Wouldn't mind helping him with all that energy...
2021-07-16 16:34:01 +0000 UTCI understand the need
Dude Bulge
2021-07-16 03:25:25 +0000 UTCi want to CHOKE on that
stargiant
2021-07-16 00:29:23 +0000 UTCI'm crossing my fingers that he has more screen time in Hawkeye
Dude Bulge
2021-07-15 19:09:34 +0000 UTCLol yup, among many other assets!
Dude Bulge
2021-07-15 19:09:11 +0000 UTCOh man, hard same O_O
Dude Bulge
2021-07-15 19:08:55 +0000 UTCIt just felt right to the character :P
Dude Bulge
2021-07-15 19:08:39 +0000 UTC...I think I wanna watch this cut more. I know it's not his movie but... still. XD
Roque
2021-07-15 15:46:18 +0000 UTCDaddies got grit!!
Christian Carbone
2021-07-15 07:35:57 +0000 UTCFantastic reference DB, I totally wanted to help him relieve that energy!
marshallbananas
2021-07-15 06:29:36 +0000 UTCExcellent beard and artistic portrayal of David Harbour's penis. Definitely often fantasized about.
SabreXlash
2021-07-15 04:04:16 +0000 UTCMy mouth dropped open, I'm like, now we're openly sexualizing him? Let's GO
Dude Bulge
2021-07-15 03:50:43 +0000 UTCYeah... I want that booty next
Dude Bulge
2021-07-15 03:50:19 +0000 UTCYes! I'm so glad you included that line about having a lot of energy! that was too perfect, haha. Also, I'm totally down to help him burn all that energy π
Southpaw
2021-07-15 03:43:15 +0000 UTCI wanna help him open that bakery
Dude Bulge
2021-07-15 03:41:08 +0000 UTCWhat a stud. And I think your take on him is great DB. Wouldn't mind seeing you draw him more π
Anon Pseudo
2021-07-15 03:40:56 +0000 UTCdang, red guardian's got some good cake
Zolvira
2021-07-15 03:40:26 +0000 UTC
