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Vlad Needs a Good Staking

In the butt. Geddit? I would have come up with a better title/joke, but the hubby just showed up at my office door with freshly delivered pizza and I am fucking ravenous. Also, yeah, his claws are crazy so he's goin' reeeeeal slow and easy. Something something Dracula from Netflix because he gets my blood pumping! From this week's public stream.

Vlad Needs a Good Staking

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I mean... Alucard had to get it from someone!

Roque

Just remember, Dracula was written by the guy who had a lifelong crush on Walt Whitman. A very romantic AND sexual crush. So this definitely tracks! :)

CarFire

Yes, I very much do think that!

Dude Bulge

What up VLAD nice FEET and CLAWS

It's Jake

Very excited chair noises

Zolvira

Clearly he's learned how to use his fingers over the centuries judging by his eyes

Bryan Whiteman

Think he had the smiths make him some burly entertainment?

Manny

Lol, likely. And like, dudes on the side while she's dead. :O

Dude Bulge

He seems pretty open, maybe his wife pegs 'im, lol

Manny


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