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Life of Ditto

Listen, we all know Dittos are whores. My Ditto's a whore, your Ditto's a whore, and honestly, so is everyone else's. That's just a fact of life. So don't go feeling bad for ol' Dave here, he knew exactly what this was. There's no other way to breed Nidokings, Tauroses, Throhs, Sawks, or Hitmonlees. At least he gets paid for passing his ass around. Also, the day care man is usually a cute geezer and gets no love, until now.

Honor me by naming your next Ditto Dave. XD  

Life of Ditto

Comments

It's also the only way to breed Hitmonchan and Hitmontop too!

The Valeyard

i think Ditto is supposed to change genders to breed with the opposite one...still this one looks better

Marius

aw gawd

Marius

YESSSSSSS!! XD

Dude Bulge

I caught a Ditto and named him Dave.

Tanner Henry

Just mind that poison point!

Dude Bulge

Day Care Keeper is a looker too... but that Nidoking... god damn. <3

Roque

Most definitely!

Xyverz

I like Grandpa and the Tauros the most in this comic. Both are just ruggedly handsome!

Originally he wasn't planned to be in the last panel. But then I was looking at him and thought, 'I made a cute grampa here, I want to see his junk!' *Adds line of dialog to make it make sense.*

Dude Bulge

Lol, more or less what I figured. Fucked for so long, made some good cash doing it, moved to Alola.

Dude Bulge

They really are, but I love them for their service! XD

Dude Bulge

That geezer can prep me any day!

Xyverz

Haha! Part of me kind of wonders what happened to the last one... hopefully there’s a nice retirement package!

BanditKir

Dirty Dirty Dittos

Jon Pitcher


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