You used to try and stop her from going to the gym, it made you angry that she was drinking all your protein powder. Then, when she started growing taller, you got a little uncomfortable, as the 1 ft. height difference you had over her was a half-inch increment smaller every day. Now that she's got the 1 ft height advantage over you, and that one of her thighs is thicker than your whole body in a fetal position, you buy the daily tub of protein powder and don't complain.
[Sorry for the late upload! I've been working a lot on my new blog (*cough cough* https://unbury-her.tumblr.com/* nudge nudge* where I model and morph myself, Mal Malloy morphs coming.. eventually!]