Amulets: Babe in the Woods

"As if, mate! Listen, if a woman EVER comes up to you first, it's because they want the big D. Don't believe a word they say, okay?" Joey said with a chuckle as he and his roommate Randall walked down the street of their seemingly normal hometown.

The two men had been enjoying a rare day off from both work and classes and instead of wasting it away inside, the two young adults had chosen to just hang out in the wonderful weather. It had been a good day overall, and the two were headded back home as the sun edged it's way below the horizon as the night slowly began. They'd had a couple of beers at the beach, and Randall had eventually sombered the mood by bringing up his desire for a girlfriend and his complete inability to get one ddue to having no clue how to talk to women. And Joey wasn't the best person to turn to in terms of good advice, himself having struck out more times than had gotten lucky and had never had a relationship that lasted more than a month at best. Where Randall was the shorter of the two and was soft spoken and empathetic, Joey was your typical brash and somewhat thoughtless buff egotist whose opinion on women was A: If they're pretty, pursue them and B: Treat them like second class citizens once you 'caught' a girl. All in all, Randall should have been seeking someone else to helps him out, because the only advice that Joey had was misogynistic. And what was worse was that Randall was low and desperate enough for his tall compatriot's words to actual start sinking into his psyche. But then something very strange and unexpected happened. From out of the nearby tree line came a gorgeous brunette woman, wearing very little clothes save for a pair of paintes, a white, knitted short dress that left VERY little of her busty form to the imagination, and an elaborate gold necklace!

"Oh god, you've got to help me!" She gasped as she pushed painfully out of the pvergrown bushes, her tiny feet smacking on the concrete, "I-I can't remember who I am! Or where I'm from!" She stared up at both men, her brown eyes huge and watery, her plump lips trembling as she fought to keep her composure. "T-this is gonna sound crazy, but I think I was a guy just a few minutes ago! I was...somewhere else and I put on this necklace and suddenly I was waking up in the woods as a woman! Please, you gotta help me!"

Joey and Randall shared a look, Randall's was one of concern while Joey's was a wry 'can you believe this?' grin. After a few moments Joey shrugged and took a step towards the much smaller brunette.

"Wait, so you're saying that a knockout like you used to be a guy? All because of some girly necklace?" He strolled around the terrified looking woman andd gave her butt a quick pinch, causing the woman to yelp in surprise and spin around to face him, her significant assets jiggling from the motion, "Well shit, dude! You're fuckin' hot!"

"H-hey! S-STOP! PLEASE! I-I need you to help me! I wanna be a guy again! I wanna go home!" The woman wailed as the last of her courage shattered, hot tears streaming out of her brown eyes.

"Woah! Joey, dude, that wasn't cool!" Randall said, the sight of the woman, whoever she was, getting harassed snapping him out of the ddeluded trance that had made his friend's horrible addvice almost sound good, "She needs help!"

Joey just snorted and rolled his eyes, "Oh please! You're BUYING this!? This is why you're just gonna end up some fifty year old loser whose never had sex! She's clearly some one night stand gone wrong, got caught and trying to play it off!"

"I'M TELLING THE TRUTH! I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM OR WHERE I AM!" The woman screeched again, stamping her tiny feet hard on the concrete and sending her breasts bouncing in the skimpy little dress once more. She pulled the necklace off her head andd throug her mane of thick brown hair and shoved it in Joey's face, "THIS THING TURNED ME INTO A WOMAN!"

"Nah, I'm not buying this 'babe in the woods' act, chica. Magic AIN'T real!" Joey snatched the necklace out of the woman's hands and stretched it out before him, "And there's no way in hell that this piece of t,in took away your dick! Here, I'll fucking pro-" Joey snarled as he crammed the necklace over her own head. The rude jerk never had a chance to finish his sentence however, as the moment the necklace settled around his neck, Joey suddenly vanished!

"HOLY SHIT!" Randall yelled.

"Oh god, what do I do now!?" The woman bawled as they stared at the spot where the asshole had just been.

Meanwhile, the sound of birdsong filled a new woman's ears as her eyes suddenly snapped open. She sat upright, her body, naked save for a pair of basic panties and a skimpy knitted white dress that barely covered her and of course, the necklace. Early morning mist hung in the fern-strewn underbrush around her as she stared down at herself in shock and confusion. Large breasts pressed gently against the knitted fabric of her top, one strap teasing its way off a slender shoulder. And the dangling glod necklaze that pooled on her cleavage. Blone hair framed her vision and her entire body felt so...so sensitive and new! And she looked stunnigly immaculate and feminine, her body appearing like that of the perfect woman. Her breathing was heavy as she delicately gave one of the orbs of her torso a squeeze and the arousing shock jerked her out of her reverie as her brain finally processed what had happened.

"Господи... черт возьми! (holy...holy shit!)" She screamed, her airy voice echoing into the forest around her. She was a woman! But she wasn't supposed to be! She was supposed to be a man named...named...Oh god, she couldn't remember anything! She'd put on the necklace and then POOF, her dick was gone and she had tits! And where was she!? Oh god, she had to find help! The blonde woman scrambled to her tiny feet and began spinning around, her big, brown eyes scanning the woods for any sign of help as she bit her full lower lip. There! Through the morning haze the blonde spotted the tell-tale signs of a town, complete with the sounds of it waking up as it's population began their day, going to work ,school or just running errands.

"Там должен быть кто-то, кто сможет мне помочь! (There must be someone there who can help me!)" She gasped, and after a moment of figuring out her balance, began running through the woods. Whoever she was, and whereever she was, she had to find help! surely there was someone in the town that could change her back into a guy and get her memories back! She wasn't supposed to be here, and not supposed to be a woman! It was all this necklace's fault!

Slowly but surely the town grew closer and the woman looked for anyone that was closest to her. She had to get back to whoever and wherever she had been as quick as possible! There! That handsome guy! The woman stumbled out of the woods as she began babbling about what had happened to her. He'd have to believe her, right!?