Hey everyone :)
Here’s an old Gurgle Goddess video that someone kindly shared back with me so I could share it with you! This is quite an epic, I don’t mind admitting that even I enjoyed skimming through this one to check the contents! Here I’m heading out to a posh dinner but I already have a bloated, gassy tummy that’s showing up through my tight, lacy dress and I was concerned that drinking champagne at the event will only make things worse so I drink a whole 2 litre bottle of sparkling water to practice letting out gas discretely.
needless to say, I am very much unsuccessful! I start drinking and with each glass of fizzy water I bloat up more and become increasingly uncomfortable. I let out a fart to release some pressure and start burping too but I’m hardly subtle about it :X eventually I end up with a full attack of hiccups and I VERY RARELY get proper hiccups! I get loads of singles when I’ve eaten or drunk too much but I can count on one hand the number of full attacks of hiccups I’ve had in the last 10 years so catching this on camera was really lucky!
I actually kind of go quiet for a bit while I’m hiccuping, I look so shocked, I think I was kind of afraid that I would scare them away again! 😅 eventually I get rid of the hiccups and explain what a shock it was when they started, and I go back to drinking. I manage to down the whole bottle much to my discomfort and now have a very heavy, bloated, gassy stomach which I rub and play with for a little bit, burping and hiccuping some more. You can see how much I’ve blown up from the start of the video to the end, my poor stomach looks so distended, and I even let out another fart in the closing minutes. There’s really something of everything here, I really hope you all enjoy it 🥰