Story time! Dried apricots

I thought some of you might like to hear this story. It happened back in 2020 which was quite a year for me. I finally found some medication that helped me deal with some of my conditions and without as much pain I was able to enjoy a few things again. For the first time in years I was able to start gaining again and enjoy my fetish and I tried a whole bunch of new things suck as lactulose, air swallowing and weight gain shakes.

...And dried apricots....

I had just discovered online what the effects of dried fruit treated with sulphur dioxide are. They can cause horrific gas and have a laxative effect. From what I read, dried apricots seemed to be one of the worst culprits. I tried to get some but the only thing they had were dried then partially rehydrated apricots. So they were soft but had very little moisture and were fairly small whole apricots.

Now, i’m A fussy eater. There are loads of tastes I just don’t like and I can’t  stand certain textures but i’m great at swallowing stuff. I knew I couldn’t chew these gross looking things but I thought I could swallow them down with a can of coke so I tried. I gulped one down with a mouthful of coke and it worked just fine - didn’t have to feel the texture or even taste it! Later I swallowed 6 more just before bed, just as a test.

Well, I didn’t expect much, and nothing much happened at first, except some gurgling not long after I swallowed them. But after a few hours I woke up to pee and as soon as I stood up a big string of blasts came out my ass! One after another after another they came, uncontrollably, like my butt had given up even trying to hold them back! I didn’t feel especially gassy at this point, my tummy felt more or less ok, and after I peed I went back to bed.

Luce says I did another string of farts in my sleep that woke her up with their volume and force, then I woke her up again the next morning with another lot of wind that blasted out of me uncontrollably. Even for me this was humiliating! As soon as I started to wake up properly I could feel things going on inside of me. I had a weird tummy, it was making loud, persistent gurgling noises and felt unsettled, like things were constantly moving around. 

I started to cramp up and had to rush to the toilet where everything i’d eaten pre-apricots came out of me accompanied by more gas and my stomach groaned and bubbled the entire way through. By now i was so fascinated by the effects I wanted more so. I swallowed 6 more for breakfast and another 8 at lunchtime. The effects started to get stronger and I prepared myself for the oncoming storm.

At some point while my tummy was going mental with gurgling and gas I started looking up things about the effects of apricots and that’s when I discovered I *may* have made a mistake.... apricots DO NOT DIGEST WELL, they don’t get broken down inside your digestive system and they travel through you pretty much as they are. And when you’ve chewed them, that’s fine. But I had 21 whole dehydrated apricots travelling through my digestive system which were swelling up as they absorbed moisture and becoming more uncomfortable all the time!

Well, about an hour after the last lot I swallowed I started getting really bad cramping and big bloaty bubbles in my belly. My tummy swelled up so much it felt solid to the touch and I could feel these big bubbles ‘popping’ in my intestines. And god the MOVEMENT! I have never felt anything like it! Even marbles i’ve never felt them so clearly through all my tubes! I farted. I farted and farted and farted and my stomach gurgled and rumbled and I popped and whined from my gut for hours. I was more uncomfortable than I’ve ever been in my LIFE. My guts squirmed and churned and I could feel bits of my digestive system I didn’t know I had.

The apricots took their time strolling through me and I could feel them so clearly. My stomach had never had to work so hard, my guts were so damn busy that they kept telling me i was hungry because it was working constantly, confusing my system. And yes, those apricots came out whole and that was quite an experience in itself :P