Digestive diary

Here’s a double digest - no pun intended! 

Tuesday began with another upset stomach. I think I may have some form of ins on top of my other health stuff and do get this a lot, embarrassingly. But I swear I get even gassier now than I used to.  my belly was bloated right out and I tried to deflate as much as I could but the more I farted the more desperately I needed to get to thed toilet where everything o;d eaten yesterday evacuated in a noisy rush of gas and grossness, it wasn’t fun and I had horrible twisting stomach cramps afterwards!

It was probably not the most intelligent thing ever that I had three weetabix for breakfast after all of that.. I keep thinking sooner or later I’ve got to get used to all that fibre but it doesn’t seem to be happening very fast! 😅 I’m used to my stomach churning up a real fuss after eating breakfast now, and as I’m starting to get my strength back next week i’m going to start recording some proper audios again including one where I just eat as many weetabix as I can and let you listen to the result!! They won’t be great quality but I’ll take some pics of my swollen belly too 💙

I had gurgle guts for a couple of hours which gave way to ravenous hunger pangs and soon I was rumbling away with embarrassment!    I couldn;’t do much about that at the time, I was working too hard, so I ignored my stomach until Lucy told me off and made me eat something before my stomach had a chance to deafen us both! So I filled up in a lot of bread and cheese  and then later I tried some oven fries for the first time, crammed as many in the oven as I could fit, and then   half an hour later I crammed as many in my gut as I could, followed by lots of bread and butter and plenty of coke. I wolfed down some chocolate and drank some milk afterwards a d my tummy felt much happier with me! I could tell I’d started to fill back out from where i;d lost some through meningitis and I’m SO excited about poking on the pounds after we move!  

Yesterday I worked all day drawing for a second art challenge to raise funds for our move and literally didn;t have time for anything else. Sadly that included eating for the most part! I had weetabix for breakfast before I began  but strangely that seems to make my appetite increase rather than fill me up for long, which is weird but I’m definitely going to take advantage of that soon 😁

by mid afternoon my stomach was screaming at me but I could lt stop, I had to keep working. It was half 5 by the time I gave in and had to eat, my hunger pangs were just too strong and they echoed painfully though my gut. 

i stopped for 20 Minutes and crammed as much cheese and bread into myself as I could in that timeframe, leaving myself in a bloated, burping mess. I think I burp a lot more than I used to and my poor stomach was just full of air! I love the way Luce teases me about my fetish and every time I burped she gave me a stern glare and said ‘really??’ Until i squirmed frantically on the spot with embarrassment!

I managed to squeeze in time for a few chocolate bars and some milk before I went back to drawing but my god, my gut was in pain! I keep eating waaaaay too fast! And I just kept belching for ages, my poor insides thought they’d been put through a frantic torture!  

I continued drawing until almost 1 am and by the time I’d finished I was starving again! So I made a big round of toast, 5 slices under the grill, and ate with lots of butter and some red wine (I have a weird quirk, I can only eat toast if I have a coffee or red wine with it. The buttery aftertaste is too strong and not pleasant for me without one or the other!

I went to bed with a gut full of bread, again, and i’m really it now. I think all that bread has been adding to my middle! Better keep eating it then 😁