Unheroic Times - Chapter 3

Chapter 3 — The Devoted Daughter

Dear Diary,

You will not believe the things I saw today. It was AMAZING.

So, I found this super cool planet that had sooooo much cool stuff on it. Mom must have left, like, a whole treasure-trove of toys for me! I was so excited, I might have taken the entire thing at once. I mean, who can resist that kind of temptation? Anyway, I found the neatest new toy to play with. Looks like it uses neo-quantum opto-photonics and gravimetric-pressurisation with a dash of time-based geodesic manipulation, so you just know it’s gonna be good!

Gonna test it out on a couple of star systems first, but if it does what I think it does, this is gonna make my life soooooo much easier!

TTYL,

Boo

Dear Diary,

It worked! My new toy works! Mwahahaha! This is so much fun! It’s so much cooler than I even thought too, it even includes retroactive-defabrication properties!

I love my new glasses!

Mom be blessed, this makes things so much more convenient. No more accidentally wandering back to empty, boring old star systems once I’ve searched them, now I can just erase them and forget about them! Plus, they make such a cool kaleidoscope effect! It’s like watching fireworks every time I look at the stars! So cool!

Anyway, time to find more cool stuff. I’ll write up a report later, after I’ve played a bit more. Back soon!

Boo

Subject:

Scientific Report 97003 AKA Star-Strike Specs

Recipient:

Eureka Haynes

Sender:

Boo Haynes-Green

Primary Effect:

Simply wearing these glasses and focusing on a star removes the star from existence, trapping it within the lenses. This also retroactively prevents the star from ever forming, erasing any surrounding planetary system.

Secondary Effects:

Other light sources can be targeted by the Star-Strike Specs. Useful for turning off your light when you’re already in bed.

Stellar energy can be released from the glasses to make a cool firework display. Said display is powerful enough to detonate planets with ease. Fun!

Benefits:

Can erase stars once all useful resources have been removed. Reduces clutter! Decreased likelihood of getting lost searching for useful things!

Drawbacks:

Only operates up to stellar class. With a bit of tinkering, I bet I could get these up to galactic scale!

Review:

Super useful! Four out of five stars! Mwahahaha!

Lots of love,

Your favourite daughter/scientific assistant/unpaid intern,

Boo

P.S.

Hi Mom! Hope you’re doing well! Thanks for all the cool toys! I knew you wouldn’t forget my birthday!

Dear Diary,

I found it! I finally found it! It’s taken literal years but I’ve managed to get my hands on a real, gen-u-ine, Eureka-brand pseudo-realistic quantum-locking essence-entangler!

It’s the last part I needed for my Universal De-tech-tor, but I don’t need to tell you that! Gosh, I must have mentioned at least, like, a billion times?

So that means I can really start collecting some toys!

I’m going to pay mam a visit first. She always loves it when I visit, plus I can show off some of my new toys to her. She won’t understand any of it, but it’s so fun to watch her try to work out what stuff does!

I’ll be back soon! Don’t get too excited without me!

SWALK,

Boo

Subject:

Scientific Report 97004 AKA Universal De-tech-tor

Recipient:

Eureka Haynes

Sender:

Boo Haynes-Green

Primary Effect:

Locates the nearest piece of Gen-u-ine Eureka Tech not currently contained within extradimensional space. Super useful! Ignores all of that basic primitive stuff, only the best, branded tech is detected!

Secondary Effects:

Gives a general overview of the local area, including names of the nearest planet, star and galaxy.

Gives an image of the appearance of the tech.

Benefits:

You can collect as much cool stuff as you can find!

Drawbacks:

Doesn’t give any information on what the tech does, but is that really a drawback? What would be the fun in playing with it if you already knew what it did?

Review:

So, so useful! I’ve been trying to find the parts to finish this for yonks! I give this 110%, and not just in the “work your lessers to exhaustion” kind of way!

Lots of love,

Your favourite daughter/scientific assistant/unpaid intern,

Boo

P.S.

Hi Mom! I’m super happy with having finished this one. It’s gonna make finding all of your other gifts so much easier! Hope you’re proud of me!

Kepler-22b, 600 light years from Earth

Yesterday

“Explorer’s log, entry 749,439. I am currently approaching the planet designated Kepler-22b. Readings from the Universal De-tech-tor indicate the presence of a new toy on this planet. Initial scans from Micro-Drones indicate a severe post-mom devastation, including the presence of large-scale mining operations.”

Boo tapped the antennae of the robotic bee resting on the expanse of her left tit, pausing the recording function and sending it back into her cleavage.

It was time to acquire a new toy.

Choosing how to approach a new planet was always tricky. Boo preferred not to be too big when she arrived on the surface, mostly because it made all of the bugs living on it very loud and irritating when you accidentally stepped on their cities. Being too small had a similar issue though, given that in Boo’s experience, mortals always found something to complain about, and they were even louder when you were comparable in size to them. Not that she disliked the little mortals. A lot of them were fun to play with, but they got so whiny sometimes.

Likewise, simply dropping planets into her cleavage had become a bit boring after the first few thousand. You missed out on the opportunity to show off cool toys to the mortals, even if they never appreciated them as much as they really should.

So, Boo most often opted to stay at a size that approximated that of the so-called ‘dominant’ species of the planet. 

Plus a little extra of course. Why have a body like this if she couldn’t show off a little?

Mom (and mam) be blessed, Boo loved her body.

It was flawless, if she did say so herself. Her legs were so long, and her butt was so round and perky! Her hair was amazingly awesome, each strand of it under her control. Her antennae were so cute and always so useful to tie her hair up with.

Then there were her boobs.

Her awesome boobs.

Just thinking about herself made Boo flush with arousal. Triggered by her growing lust for her own body, Boo’s ponytail moved of its own accord into her blouse, slipping into her reinforced bra and curling strands of vibrant emerald hair around each of her puffy nipples. They erected immediately, bursting all but one of the buttons from her blouse as her tits swelled in approval. Boo moaned as her body began to pleasure itself, losing focus as she dipped into narcissistic wonder.

It wasn’t an uncommon occurrence for Boo to distract herself with self-pleasure. Living as a being greater than a god, Boo felt no need to rush anything, ever. The only driving force in her life was to acquire more of her mother’s discarded technology, and that would take an eternity in any case. No matter how much of it Boo collected, her mother always produced more for her.

She could always spare time for boob-based fun.

Breast-based stimulation always worked best for Boo. Her tits were extraordinarily sensitive, every EurekaInch of them yearning to be caressed constantly, relentlessly eager to swallow things up into the chasm of cleavage between them. Boo’s hair continued to wrap itself around her breasts as the ends delightfully tickled her areolae, squeezing soft titflesh inside the loop of her locks. Forgetting everything else, Boo closed her eyes as her hands reached into her cleavage, leaving the exact item she retrieved up to chance as she searched for something fun to play with.

From the feel of it, she had grabbed a gun of some kind.

Eyes still closed, Boo’s finger crept to the trigger as she placed the barrel of the gun onto her nipple. She bit her lower lip as she squeezed the trigger and moaned in exaltation as freezing chill spread across her erogenous zones. That was obviously the Cool Girl Gun. Gosh it felt good!

Taking the gun with her hair, Boo kept the trigger depressed as she moved her hands to stroke her sides, running her fingers across her body, touching as much of herself as she could. Every single stroke of her body against itself was a new high, bringing back the incomparably infinite pleasure of simply being her. Her nipples remained dangerously stiff as absolute cold continued to blast them, hardening themselves until they began to cut into the fabric of space itself, tearing miniature black holes into existence at the tip of her breasts.

Boo’s moans increased in volume as she felt the gentle suction begin.

There really was no substitute for a black hole titjob. Boo’s boobs had been suckled by countless lessers before, but they rarely managed to bring Boo more pleasure than she would achieve on her own. Mortals just broke too easily!

As the black holes began sucking at Boo’s teats, milk with the consistency and taste of honey began to leak out, a languid and viscous flow that swirled around the black hole before slipping inside. Unable to resist the temptation of her own nectar, Boo dipped a finger into the stream, sucking it clean with a delighted sigh. She tasted wonderful.

For the next few seconds, Boo rested there, straddling space with her lascivious body as she bathed in the glory of her own being.

That was all the time it took for her milk to completely overwhelm the suction of the black holes.

Not only was her milk highly-addictive, impossibly energy-rich, and an aphrodisiac that would kill lesser beings with its potency, it was also – as far as Boo knew – infinite. Certainly, for all of her testing, she had never run out of it.

Several adjacent universes could have attested that the nectar was neverending, had they not been drowned in it.

That was the thought that finally brought Boo to climax. Her body tensed briefly, shuddering gently as the full-body orgasm wracked her on a subatomic level. Her neurones paused all other traffic temporarily to allow every part of her body to fully experience its own accomplishment: that of merely existing at such a superior level to everything else.

Thanks Mom, Boo thought as she came down from her high. This is the best.

Now, what had she been doing?

Well, firstly, she had a pair of white holes resting upon her tits. Boo smiled. Those were her favourite treats.

With a playful toss and a pop of her lips, Boo swallowed each of the white holes with an exaggerated gulp, rubbing her belly in contentment.

Secondly, there was a third small white object rolling across the surface of her breasts, gradually losing to the inexorable pull of her cleavage. Boo giggled as she realised what must have happened. A quick glance around confirmed it.

While she had been pleasuring herself, she must have outgrown Kepler-22b, quite significantly as well. The poor, pathetic little world must have fallen into the path of her Cool Girl Gun and gotten stuck on her tit. Now, it was about to end its existence in her cleavage.

Well, Boo hadn’t planned on consuming the planet like that, but that couldn’t be helped really. She poked at the tiny little ball of ice with a strand of hair, giggling again as she did. It had seemed like such a big planet too. Not anymore, obviously. Now it was rolling over her boobs, less than a bead of sweat. For fun, Boo let a drop of her milk drip onto the planet, instantly thawing it and sending the newly unfrozen population mad with lust for her.

That lasted for less than a second before the planet fell into her cleavage.

And once again, Boo’s entire body tingled.

Millions of people, along with an entire planet-worth of matter, feed itself into Boo’s body, specifically into her tits. Her cleavage digested the world instantly, dissolving organic and inorganic indiscriminately, taking no time to discern between living beings and inanimate matter.

What it was before was irrelevant. Now, it was just something for Boo’s cleavage to consume.

Boo’s breasts swelled outwards again, straining her blouse.

The rest of her body would process it later, reducing her bust size a little and giving her more height, more strength, more power, just making her overall more than she was currently.

Thanks Mam too. Boo silently prayed again. Both of her parents had given her the gift of her body, after all.

But there was a more pressing matter than silly little bug lives. The Eureka-tech previously on the planet had obviously survived her cleavage, so it was with uncontained excitement that Boo thrust a hand into the chasm, rummaging around until her fingers brushed an unfamiliar shape among the thousands within. Eyes sparkling, she pulled out a small orb with a single button on top. 

“Neat!” She exclaimed. “I don’t have one of these yet!”

A few seconds later, Boo had an idea of what she thought it might do. She would need a new planet to test it on though.

“Oops, gotta remember to mark this one off too!” Boo looked at the star at the centre of the system, giving it a wink.

The star ceased to exist. In fact, it never had. All of that energy, all of that potential, Boo’s cheery gesture — and her mother’s technology — had stolen all of it. What was once a star system full of the potential for life was left only as a flicker in Boo’s Star-Strike Specs.

She would need to use the energy for something later before she used the glasses again. Maybe she would do another fireworks display. Or maybe she could let the sparks tingle across her tits. That sounded like fun.

“Time for the next one!” Boo declared as she looked at her Universal De-tech-tor. 

“Ooh, this is exciting!” Boo whispered to herself. “Time to visit this universe’s Earth!”