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Poll for Jan Bonus Story #1

OP writes in to confess that he trapped his neighbors unfixed male cat and brought it to a shelter. Do you guys feel this was petty revenge? Was he a justifiable asshole? Or was this just way too far?

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January Bonus Stories 1, 2, 3, & 4! - Video

Enjoy my exasperated facial expression on this one y'all.. These stories were something else. And poll coming very soon so I can see where we're all at on the cat story!

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January Bonus Stories 1, 2, 3, & 4! - Audio

I picked quite the chaotic assortment for Jenna with these bonus stories. And I feel like I'm going to have different takes than so many of you ahhh.

Story links:

https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments...

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Last January Group Tea

What day works best for you all for our last January group tea? :) So excited to read reddit stories and chat through some hot takes.

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Episode 200 Update!

The responses you guys have coming in so far are so so amazing. I am obsessed with this episode already. Also please ensure your videos are downloadable :)

Making tomorrow the last day to submit. Even if you just respond to one story that is perfect!! I know 7 can be a lot lol

And here is a link to some of the videos in case you want to respond to a fellow Patreon user.

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January Content :)

Just wanted to update you all! Now that I got the episode for 200 sorted I have time to record and get January content rolling for you.

Are there any stories you want us to tackle? Any themes we should get into? The purposefully petty idea Justin came up with in this week's episode excites me, but let me know your thoughts! We also have one more group tea for the Unhinged tier in January so be on the look out for that! Tarot was so fun (Thank you Martina!!), but we're diving into Reddi...

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Episode 200 Response link !!

And we're off! Thank you ahead of time for your help in putting this episode together. I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE YOUR TAKES!

 So.. Listen to the stories, pause where I prompt, record your take in horizontal format and a quiet location, and upload to your preferred host site. Once it's uploaded please paste the link in the corresponding section on the form.

Once some responses start coming in I'll also share those so you can even respond to another listener if you'd like.

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Episode 200! - Video Version

The time has come.. you've heard the stories and now you have your takes to share!! I'm SEATED for your responses. Also my face in the still HAHAHA

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Episode 200! - Audio Version

Here is the audio version for episode 200! You will need to record your responses in video if you would like to participate though. Instructions and link to submit will be posted shortly :)

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Okay get ready... Episode 200!

This is going to be a team effort on this one... Episode 200 next week 🤯 And it's going to include YOUR takes. I will be uploading the episode later today, and it is meant for you to pause, record your takes, and really be a part of the action.

This whole show and community is only here because you listen. Because you react and want to engage week after week. So only fitting such a milestone really represents that.

Instructions should be pretty clear when I post but I will ha...

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Group Tea Starting soon!

Group tea Tarot reading !! Here we go :) 1:30 pm PST to 2:30 pm PST

To join the video meeting, click this link: https://meet.google.com/atx-cpze-mhf

Otherwise, to join by phone, dial +1 413-400-2052 and enter this PIN: 513 323 617# To view more phone numbers, click this link: https://tel.meet/atx-cpze-mhf?hs=5

I will be letti...

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Check-in :)

Hi all,

I've seen a few asking so just wanted to give an update-- we are all okay! Fires have been just devastating/scary and I've got a few friends that have lost their homes, but we're okay. Alejandra had to evacuate last night so she's at our place now, and we're off to help out at one of the large animal evacuation sites today. Our ponies had to get moved to Palm Springs since my little guys asthma couldn't handle all the smoke. It's all a bit overwhelming (I'm clearly all over the...

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Group tea tomorrow!

Hi all, so Tarot card readings has officially won! We will be moving this to 1:30pm so our amazing reader Martina can do it. I'm so excited! I feel like now is definitely the time for some Tarot insight.

How it works: I will post a link for our google meet shortly before we start tomorrow. I do have to let you in, and will do that once we're ready to go. :) Any other questions just comment them here.

Working on dates for the 2nd January date but this will be a read and respond t...

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1st January group tea!

Hi all, let's get January rolling shall we? I'm feeling a bit under the weather and came down with the crazy cold everyone's getting but I'm hoping to be good to go on Sunday for our first tea.

Thinking we do a morning time so most people can attend. Let me know what we feel for this first one :)

Tea is tentatively going to be Sunday. January 12th at 1:30 pm PST (Los Angeles timezone) 

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Update on a December Story!

We have an update from one of our December full episode stories! I'm pleasantly surprised with how the boyfriend seems to be stepping up. What are your thoughts and where do we think this is going to head?

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December Full Bonus Episode!

Very last video of the year, and I think my face during all the fish interactions make it my favorite. Fish man.. but also these stories.. because what?!?! Who leaves out their wife from a white elephant game? Who puts their name on other people's gifts?! Lots of goofy holiday problems, and I'm ready for your comments!

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December Full Bonus Episode! - Audio

Closing out the year with some solid stories and really really solid guest co-hosts. We have Justin, Justin's Mom Kris, Stepdad Boake, and Amy joining in this one! Can't wait to hear what you think.

Story links:

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1gztd76/i_26f_have_been_giving_gifts_to_my_boyfriend_29ms/

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December Bonus Story #4! - Video

Just wait until you see my face when these fish pop out! Loved this ice house vibe. More coming your way in this month's full bonus episode too! That'll be dropping later today with quite a few guests hosts :)

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Group Teaaaa *yahoo voice*

Does anyone else remember the old yahoo commercials? That's the voice I'm saying "tea" in! But it is clear 2 next month won, so that being said

1. If you have any issues or concerns please reach out to me via message on this here :) I want to make sure everyone feels good about things!

2. If you are not going to be in the unhinged tier next month please send me your email so I can make sure you still get the times and google meet invites.

3. if you're going to be in the ...

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December Bonus Story #4! - Audio

Coming at you from somewhere new... THE ICE HOUSE! We went out on frozen Lake Minnetonka and used an ice fishing house as our studio for this story. Oh and free Emily right?! Can't wait to hear your thoughts on this one!

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December Bonus Stories 1, 2, & 3! - Video

Here we go with the video version for bonus stories 1-3! I can't wait for you all to see Jenna's face during some of these stories! Especially that last one.. it was a doozy eh? What's everyones thoughts on that.. and more specifically the fact he hates the crockpot too?!

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December Free Bonus Story! - Video

A face for the name.. Meet Jenna :) This bonus story is already getting some mixed reactions.. I love it! So much we didn't consider even.

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December Group Tea

Hi all :) December is moving fast on us and so many holiday days in front of us I'm trying to gauge group tea. I wanted to do this a bit earlier but with all the recording I've had to bank it's been so tricky. Wanting to see what everyone is thinking for dates :)

Also if the two sessions in January date wins and you have an issue please just let me know :) If you don't plan on being in this tier in January I'll ensure you get the link or are accommodated <3

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December Bonus Stories 1, 2, & 3! - Audio

Everyone meet Jenna! Whooo! Jenna has been editing me for the year and after hearing an abundance of stories, I thought she should give her takes a spin! These stories were such a fun way to kick her off.. especially that last one.. oof!

Story links:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1h7ctsf/aitah_for_sending_my_sister_flowers_...

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December Free Story Poll

Why do you think the sister got her brother this figurine as a gift? Are we missing any options?!

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December Free Bonus Story! - Audio

Are you all ready to meet my editor Jenna?! I throw Jenna into it right off the bat and give her some complicated stories. Can't wait to see how you vote on this one!

https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/1gq6bez/my_wife_thinks_my_sister_intentionally_put_her/

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Group Tea Starting Soon!

Hi all, come on over to this link for our group tea. We're just finishing getting set up!

To join the video meeting, click this link: https://meet.google.com/com-hyeu-cvn

Otherwise, to join by phone, dial +1 347-378-4630 and enter this PIN: 642 970 918#

To view more phone numbers, click this link: https://tel.meet/com-hyeu-cvn?h...

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Group Tea this Saturday!!

Hey friends! Having our November group tea this Saturday at around 11am PST (Los Angeles time zone). So excited to catch up and hear how everyone has been doing and get to some reddit stories.

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November Bonus Stories 1, 2, 3, & 4 ! - Video

Get ready to see my jaw drop during some of these ones.. Story one comes out swinging and I don't know if Ive seen Lauren so angry in a minute! What are your thoughts on these ones?

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November Bonus Stories 1, 2, 3, & 4! - Audio

"It's fine.. it's fine.. I think we did fine" -- famous last words from Lauren after this episode. These are some of my favorite stories we've had in awhile. We had such in interesting, chaotic conversations, and I can't wait to see your comments!

Story links:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1gheg88/aita_for_leaving_home_afte...

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