894 - Drone Bore feat. David J. Roth (12/16/24)
Added 2024-12-17 06:08:09 +0000 UTCDefector’s David Roth is back on the pod. We start with his write up of the recent drone scare over New Jersey, and how our ever-skittish suburbanites are discovering new ways to be scared of the lights in the night sky. Then, a review of recent media reactions to Luigi-mania, including the Atlantic tut-tutting over “decivilization” and the Root having a certified “bruh” moment. Finally, the most important bellwether poll of the year: the PornHub annual search trends results.
Find all things David Roth at the Defector: https://defector.com/author/david-roth
Last bits of merch going at discount over at https://chapotraphouse.store/
Comments
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Anderson Orsburn
2025-01-04 16:24:54 +0000 UTCHow would anyone connect “anal dildo” with “Alaska”
Anderson Orsburn
2025-01-04 16:23:47 +0000 UTCI’m surprised a huge memorial decoration hasn’t been bought and paid for him to make it appear like Brian Thompson has way more public sentiment - that he clearly does not actually have.
Jesse Wood
2025-01-01 21:20:33 +0000 UTCI hate to have to tap in on the “music” thing but I know exactly what gen z is looking for. Theres a whole culture that’s developed around PMV’s (porn music videos), where a bunch of porn clips are edited together to music. I have to say, they get creative with it. I think it’s probably popping off with gen z due to the lack of attention to long form stuff. It’s like a birdshot collage of porn instead of one singular event. I hate that I just typed all this out.
Mike
2024-12-20 13:08:12 +0000 UTCGuy from the root article sounds like theyre impersonating mos def
Sheep
2024-12-19 23:25:18 +0000 UTCWait - there’s stuff besides porn on Pornhub?
Oliver Elliott
2024-12-19 15:32:51 +0000 UTCEbotnics
John McElroy
2024-12-19 06:49:10 +0000 UTCMan, I dunno if this is the like 'statistically correct' take but it's definitely my favorite. Neato
Justen Harper
2024-12-19 03:55:20 +0000 UTCMan, those writers are really asking for it huh
Justen Harper
2024-12-19 03:52:14 +0000 UTCIf CEOs want a memorial for him, they can make one! No one wants to work anymore!
Soren Campbell
2024-12-19 02:26:14 +0000 UTCTwin Peaks
nahhhh
2024-12-19 00:31:45 +0000 UTCI hope Felix was teasing a new adventure with Pancake and Keester downing the Iranian mothership
Sean Curtis
2024-12-18 23:51:39 +0000 UTCRoth > Nichols, should be on more often
J Fitz
2024-12-18 23:51:02 +0000 UTCWhat’s the sound clip at the end?
Anna Grace
2024-12-18 23:44:12 +0000 UTClol all the Peter Thiel appearance references slimmer, humming bird blinking, a puddle,
Valerie Maybe
2024-12-18 21:26:46 +0000 UTCRoth is one of the best guests love when he brings sports into too
Jordan Brewer
2024-12-18 20:13:32 +0000 UTCTo be fair in Missouri most grandmas are about 35
Nathan E Simpson
2024-12-18 20:12:28 +0000 UTCI don’t know that there is a more accurate description of Colin Cowherd than “a guy with a 66 IQ becoming pointier and pointier” hats off to you Mr. Roth
David James
2024-12-18 18:12:30 +0000 UTCAlways love a Roth episode
Tim
2024-12-18 15:08:12 +0000 UTCRoth is the greatest. Always love when he’s on. The segment about the sports podcasts was so good I’m dying
Reece Coren
2024-12-18 13:25:27 +0000 UTChave they ever gotten the title of Felix's series right even once?
MJ Harris
2024-12-18 13:07:29 +0000 UTCIt is sad that there was no memorial... For Brian Thompson. It is sad to suck so hard that you get murdered and it doesn't inspire any sympathy
bruce moment
2024-12-18 12:13:06 +0000 UTCHow is Maine's search "depraved"? As I've gotten older I've come to enjoy nibblin' on a little fur burger. The rest I agree on though, if you're searching grandma or any kind of hentai, that should be a jail able offense. Same goes for feet too.
Garrat M
2024-12-18 08:59:33 +0000 UTCwoman is the underinsured of the world 🤣
Ben McLatchie
2024-12-18 08:30:23 +0000 UTCsure buddy
THEKILLERWHALE
2024-12-18 07:55:00 +0000 UTCWow Will WOW
Lillie Connell
2024-12-18 06:36:16 +0000 UTCIt's an amazing transformation that takes place when you own a home. You start thinking only of your pathetic kingdom, and protecting it's illusionary borders.
Khemith
2024-12-18 05:30:33 +0000 UTCHonestly NJ... If it's cold, they're cold, bring your drones inside this holiday season
Agent Scully
2024-12-18 04:45:12 +0000 UTCThe dogs are awful cause they’re covid dogs that never got socialized and also got adopted purely out of boredom by people who are irresponsible
Thomas
2024-12-18 04:10:02 +0000 UTCMy impression is that the military has acknowledged that there are drones and said they don't know where they came from but promise the drones aren't worth worrying about. In other words, people in NJ are witnessing military tech tests
Dead Flag Blues
2024-12-18 03:38:54 +0000 UTCDrone on drone violence is a sad state of affairs
Stephen
2024-12-18 03:38:41 +0000 UTCSo the position of the podcast is that there were no drones?
Dead Flag Blues
2024-12-18 03:35:26 +0000 UTCI’m your Venus… I’m your fire… the drone’s flier
Stephen
2024-12-18 03:32:47 +0000 UTCThe biederman kids are so fucking funny
Emily Richardson
2024-12-18 03:15:25 +0000 UTCLOL at the notion that the military is some hyper-competent organization not run by the exact same shitkicking goobers producing mothership press releases.
Michael Landreth
2024-12-18 02:58:27 +0000 UTCHate to rain on the parade, but I think the reason that some states were blank on the pornhub map is actually because the site is not accessible in those states
Alex Stevenson
2024-12-18 01:15:38 +0000 UTCTHE ROOT
Woke Batou
2024-12-18 01:13:40 +0000 UTCThe Kamala/Teddy Ruxpin comparison is spot on, as long as Teddy is kind of fucked up and chewing up the tape a bit
Greasy_Jones
2024-12-18 00:52:57 +0000 UTCI got a pole result for ya right here, pal
Owen
2024-12-18 00:43:18 +0000 UTCThe brown water navy of the Jersey Shore Used Car Dealers Association is actually pretty well equiped. Mikey and the boys got a few pontoon boats with dual C-mag fed ARs. I say deputize them and let them fight the aliens and airline pilots.
C. Andrew
2024-12-17 23:57:30 +0000 UTCAs regards the gen z pornhub searches, I think the explanation of some of those like Music or History of the Ottomans is pretty simple: it's one of the easiest places to find copyrighted stuff that kids don't know how to stream or torrent any more. I think there's also a general knowledge among them that there is lots of non porn content on there and they just think it's funny to watch it on there, especially as it's easier to find than on paywalled, adchoked, and virus ridden websites anyway
S.E. Nyarady
2024-12-17 23:46:08 +0000 UTCGen z porn search terms is a perfect example of superstructure being changed by the base output of society (phones).
nati
2024-12-17 23:43:34 +0000 UTCThis article sounds like it was written by a Christian, teen rehab pastor.
Groucho.Marxist
2024-12-17 23:04:52 +0000 UTClmao
Matttttttt
2024-12-17 22:59:12 +0000 UTCMetal Gear Rex is currently over Weehawken
David James
2024-12-17 22:51:12 +0000 UTCBlackSlangBot v1.2
Schwartz666
2024-12-17 22:46:10 +0000 UTCDavid, you’re thinking of The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart.
JD Peery
2024-12-17 22:40:35 +0000 UTClol who wrote that stupid ass article
Matttttttt
2024-12-17 22:38:21 +0000 UTCPity the kids born in the next 15 years... The Betas
Savannakhet
2024-12-17 22:33:55 +0000 UTCLast scene of “Twin Peaks: fire walk with me” Enter the Lynch universe for wonders and fears beyond reckoning
Nick Morolda
2024-12-17 22:32:46 +0000 UTCPretty sure it’s a scene from Twin Peaks.
Chuck
2024-12-17 22:28:45 +0000 UTCI think at least one of the episodes where they criticized "this is us" i think it was on one of those chapo spinoffs. maybe before covid, or during early covid.
the Minneapolis Kid
2024-12-17 22:23:13 +0000 UTCTrue story: I bought the DVD of Deep Throat for the soundtrack (this was like 20 years ago before you could get it easily online). So yeah, I totally believe people will search PornHub for music. Are there any porn soundtracks as fire as Deep Throat's?
Demented Avenger
2024-12-17 22:21:41 +0000 UTCIt's not the most searched term, but the uniquely most searched relative to the other states' searches for that term, so people in NY are searching Turkish more than people are searching it in any other state, even if it's only like 2% of NY searches because it's less than 2% everywhere else. It's sorta the porn search version of those state-by-state maps that are like "most commonly spoken language besides English & Spanish" and it'll say like "Polish" or "Hmong" except instead of learning about concentrations of diasporas it's types of pervert
Jon Lyons
2024-12-17 22:19:30 +0000 UTCWhy would the most searched porn hub term be Turkish in ny? Do they mean they searched “Turkish” more than “hot” or “fuck”? I don’t really get the list. Or is it just highest new search term
Podcast subscriber 78
2024-12-17 22:12:01 +0000 UTCIn Rikers, all that stannin by the public won’t protec bruh
Podcast subscriber 78
2024-12-17 21:58:13 +0000 UTCcan't wait for all the discourse calling you unreasonable and naive because you don't accept Iran built the Arsenal Bird
Jon Lyons
2024-12-17 21:49:30 +0000 UTCwe are so back —zeppelins
Jon Lyons
2024-12-17 21:43:51 +0000 UTCThe phrase “handsome hamburger party” has popped into my head at least once a week since that episode came out
Tooffixer
2024-12-17 21:32:13 +0000 UTCTwin peaks, idk what episode. One of the black lodge scenes
Aaaaaaaaaaa
2024-12-17 21:23:22 +0000 UTCDont forget Pendejo Time!
Franklin Shepard Inc.
2024-12-17 21:18:57 +0000 UTCHey thanks 🙏🏽
David Ramirez
2024-12-17 21:02:20 +0000 UTCShe’s so great. I think Felix did an episode of this is sus with her and she was awesome
David Ramirez
2024-12-17 21:02:10 +0000 UTCFelix sister guest 3rd mic when? Every episode he brings us another great line
Jeffrey
2024-12-17 20:34:03 +0000 UTCJon Bois in the mix as well.
Crosley Querin
2024-12-17 20:24:39 +0000 UTCanyone know what the outro audio is from?
Mark
2024-12-17 20:23:42 +0000 UTCThat was a formative album for me in high school. I do find myself coming back to I’ll Sleep When You’re Dead more often. Would love El to drop some new solo stuff
Tim Mullen
2024-12-17 20:18:44 +0000 UTCI like bugs and already live in a pod
Joshua Hamilton
2024-12-17 20:16:07 +0000 UTCRoth or weigel easily the best guests
Sam Bondurant
2024-12-17 20:04:23 +0000 UTCJersey Boomer spooked by stars
I am become reply guy
2024-12-17 19:47:53 +0000 UTCTo be clear, that’s the Fortune Global 500. It’s #4 on the Fortune 500.
Chuck
2024-12-17 19:47:02 +0000 UTCUnitedHealth is not just on the Fortune 500… it is RANKED #8! Literally up there with the likes of Saudi Aramco.
Chuck
2024-12-17 19:42:08 +0000 UTCThe thing about guys ;like this Jeff Van Drew is that they've won now so it doesn't matter anymore. Is he crazy? Yes. Is he a moron? Yes. But so what? America has chosen crazy and moronic to run things because of the price of eggs or some shit so none of this matters anymore. These guys can and will say whatever nonsense occurs to them, on camera, because they have seen that, as long as they say it with conviction and never back down, they too could be President some day. Exciting times.
James Proulx
2024-12-17 19:36:20 +0000 UTCOr, more likely, they are just lying / covering / part of the operation.
Schwartz666
2024-12-17 19:34:25 +0000 UTCTwin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ax1ZIpyiY8
MG
2024-12-17 19:29:26 +0000 UTC"Woman is the uninsured of the world" is an all-time Felix heater
Jonathan Nathan
2024-12-17 19:17:51 +0000 UTCYou WILL eat the bugs. You WILL live in the pod. You WILL receive the medicines and procedures which ease your physical pain and/or solve a problem occurring within your body. That's what THE CATHEDRAL has planned for you. WHICH WAY WESTERN MAN
Jonathan Nathan
2024-12-17 19:16:30 +0000 UTCCHRIS WADE IF YOU SEE THIS: what was that outro track?
Phil Lars
2024-12-17 19:16:14 +0000 UTCWhat set you with, homie?! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen
2024-12-17 19:15:00 +0000 UTCIt’s jimmy Hart but yeah, YALL FORGOT ABOUT THE KING
A.
2024-12-17 19:12:01 +0000 UTCHey ChatGPT, turn ebonics filter up 30%
Schwartz666
2024-12-17 19:02:06 +0000 UTCOsamaCare
Schwartz666
2024-12-17 18:59:44 +0000 UTCBop, boze-de-boze-de-bop, se-de-bop
foreversincebreakfast
2024-12-17 18:58:44 +0000 UTCThe next trad dork slogan is going to be "You don't need healthcare".
DT
2024-12-17 18:56:32 +0000 UTCI just find it interesting that Will thinks Maine's search preference qualifies as really depraved. Really makes you think.
D
2024-12-17 18:56:20 +0000 UTCA plushie manul with a little squeezebox that says "Give Iran F35 Lightnings" in Chinese.
DT
2024-12-17 18:55:31 +0000 UTCOn the topic of generations, it occurred to me that my kids were both born in that sweet spot where generations overlap. They can choose Gen Z or Gen Alpha depending on who’s being blamed for everything at that moment. lol.
Jessica S
2024-12-17 18:48:00 +0000 UTC“Where we’re going, we don’t need eyes. AND THATS OKAY 👍 ” Whew.. I had a LONG facking laughing fit at that one lol
Cullen S
2024-12-17 18:45:09 +0000 UTC"Tragedy Smurf smirks/a middle man's shirt bursts" -El Producto foretelling the rise of Luigi in Drones over Bklyn
Matthew
2024-12-17 18:11:46 +0000 UTCLove the El-p transition from the drone story.
JonCarlos Tovar
2024-12-17 18:08:42 +0000 UTCBruh
BureaucracyNow
2024-12-17 18:07:42 +0000 UTCThe Roth Slops For Me
BureaucracyNow
2024-12-17 18:05:54 +0000 UTCThe musical interlude/transition around 15:50 is the worst thing that’s ever happened in this podcasts’s existence
LP3
2024-12-17 17:54:46 +0000 UTCI guess all those military bases reporting drones and closing their airspace are being fooled by airplanes and stars
Brennan Ingram
2024-12-17 17:54:35 +0000 UTCIsrael is again stealing weapons grade uranium from the East Coast and the drones are radiation trackers.
cuttino mobley
2024-12-17 17:50:48 +0000 UTCI think Felix would appreciate a stuffed monkey left at his memorial
Mark
2024-12-17 17:42:54 +0000 UTCOsama bin Laden wished he started a U.S. health insurance company
nati
2024-12-17 17:40:15 +0000 UTCRoth episodes always the best, blessed lol o7
TLT
2024-12-17 17:31:12 +0000 UTCHeard this perfectly in Ventura’s voice in my head
Eddie Siv
2024-12-17 17:26:24 +0000 UTCWhat is the clip at the end from?
David Ramirez
2024-12-17 17:23:35 +0000 UTCAt about 42 minutes, Will says 'bust a cap' and Roth's response of 'mmmnnnmm' is the hardest I've laughed in a while
Chad Mummert
2024-12-17 17:22:15 +0000 UTCI'm 99% certain that the Root is actually just a handful of white shit-lib journalists writing behind sock puppet accounts with about a dozen instagram photos of black journalists for ‘street cred’
Stephen
2024-12-17 17:05:57 +0000 UTCJim Cornette ——-watch out for that tennis racket!!
cashedtrapezoid
2024-12-17 16:52:55 +0000 UTCPlease give equal time for Sammy J. Hagar to express his opinions as well.
MCL
2024-12-17 16:45:46 +0000 UTCjesus, cancer 4 cure came out TWELVE YEARS AGO nooooo I'm an old
Alex
2024-12-17 16:39:53 +0000 UTCsame, and the Hub drum fill will always hit for me
Alex
2024-12-17 16:38:13 +0000 UTCthat's what you think the takeaway was? lol
Alex
2024-12-17 16:36:20 +0000 UTCRichard Petty is a pretty deep cut at this point.
Oliver Elliott
2024-12-17 16:30:24 +0000 UTCCrazy that there actual takeaway is “yeah there could be 1000 of drones over NJ, but are they HURTING anyone??” ….?!? Pod Save would have a more interesting take!!
james
2024-12-17 16:25:23 +0000 UTCIt is a great litmus test of which type of paranoid and/or crazy you’re dealing with if you ask what someone thinks the drones are. My millennial brothers and I are team-psyop. My boomer dad is team UFO. My Gen x mom is disturbed by what all of us theorize. So excited for Christmas dinner so we can argue over it.
Emily Richardson
2024-12-17 16:22:58 +0000 UTCAs some people may have or will point out there are military and military adjacent points of interest in this area of South Jersey. Not too say it means anything, but yeah.
Mxrebel
2024-12-17 16:19:23 +0000 UTCjust military tests they’ve been developing giant drones for years in the middle of the state at a naval base. probably 99.99% of sightings are airplanes though. theres probably 10 real drones
danny
2024-12-17 16:11:34 +0000 UTCFelix’s sister with the best line🔥🔥 (“Do white women still deserve to be called folx after …?”)
Blank
2024-12-17 16:08:02 +0000 UTCWisconsin embracing their German heritage
Man2quilla
2024-12-17 15:37:01 +0000 UTCAll Kamala had to do was jangle some keys well enough to distract people from how upset they were about the economy or Palestine and she couldn't even fucking do that
Man2quilla
2024-12-17 15:31:43 +0000 UTCNo other object has been misidentified as a flying drone more often than the planet Venus…
Ozzie
2024-12-17 15:14:18 +0000 UTCAll checks out with The Root
Blank
2024-12-17 15:09:31 +0000 UTCIs that garmonbozia in the ep pic? About to listen now
Blank
2024-12-17 15:08:51 +0000 UTC"First they came for the ceo of united Healthcare, but I said nothing..."
Man2quilla
2024-12-17 15:04:05 +0000 UTCWoman is the underinsured of the world has me in tears. Felix is the fucking greatest
Reece Coren
2024-12-17 14:56:26 +0000 UTCJust in case anyone was wondering, the writer of the root article is: 1. A man 2. A crypto bro 3. Actually black 4. A former editor at BET 5. Running one of the ugliest personal blogs I've seen in a hot sec So nothing surprising but ridiculous still.
Alex Simpson
2024-12-17 14:56:20 +0000 UTCNJ has some of the highest radar coverage on the east coast. The FAAs tech center is in ATC. Military bases are the calibration standard for all new sensor systems and survey gear. This is how we introduce the public to the new look.
Colin S
2024-12-17 14:55:27 +0000 UTCLove the El-P drop
Austin Williams
2024-12-17 14:52:22 +0000 UTCThere literally has been no news for like two or three weeks. This drone shit is just a manufactured story the news is only covering because they need something to talk about other than 24/7 Luigi
The Invisible Ass of the Market
2024-12-17 14:36:08 +0000 UTCThere's something going on with the drones, whether it be military testing / a psyop / something else entirely. It's not just a case of mass delusion.
Lemmy Caution
2024-12-17 14:27:38 +0000 UTCVertical vids, because then it’s easier to hold the phone in one hand. Do not expect a gen Z to ever put the phone down.
Brent
2024-12-17 14:19:23 +0000 UTCThe UnitedHealth media response has been as if the aliens from they live were just handing out the sunglasses
Beej
2024-12-17 14:18:44 +0000 UTCnutmeg represent
Erik Amundsen
2024-12-17 14:01:17 +0000 UTCI NEEEDED the Drones over Brooklyn break so badly thank you Chris
Tim Mullen
2024-12-17 13:35:19 +0000 UTCThe Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart!
Vincent
2024-12-17 13:35:01 +0000 UTCNew Jersey has three important military installations one of them is a massive air force base and munitions testing ground (I hear them test a10s there all the time) and the other is Picatinny Arsenal another R&D place and testing ground. It’s possible there actually were drones flying around at some point or another.
manbob
2024-12-17 13:30:27 +0000 UTCAlways a good day when DJR is on your podbof choice
Dang
2024-12-17 13:18:52 +0000 UTCTrump should be allowed to stay at Mar-al-lago full time if he keeps those food pics going. I need to see a pics of a orange dinner rolls the size of softballs next to an AI generated lobster to get me through this administration.
Maxwell
2024-12-17 13:17:06 +0000 UTC“Last year you believed there was a flying saucer over East Rutherford”
ckoehler31
2024-12-17 13:09:34 +0000 UTCDrones over Brooklyn needle drop goes crazy
Connor Cederholm
2024-12-17 13:09:34 +0000 UTCWriting in youth internet slang AAV while maintaining correct Standard English grammar is a serious offense and should not be taken so lightly. I hope the hosts of this show learn from this episode and the jocularity ceases in subsequent outings. The Root nourishes a seed producing Tree. Be Wary of the Wood.
Hardcore Virgin
2024-12-17 12:05:33 +0000 UTCI fell asleep listening to this and omg the dream I just had lol
Liz B
2024-12-17 11:50:57 +0000 UTCHaving grown up in an Old Growth suburb in New Jersey, people being bored and needing something interesting no matter how insane or illogical it might be is the perfect explanation for the mass hysteria over the drones. People who've never looked up once in their lives are seeing planes at night for the first time ever and losing it, but at least theyve stopped complaining on next door about kids playing loudly outside.
Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice
2024-12-17 11:50:31 +0000 UTCa beautiful film entitled THE PAINTED HOUSE, where a man is worried that he may not be able to keep his job by kissing his father-in-law on the lips
Michael S. Judge
2024-12-17 11:29:25 +0000 UTCThey're gonna kill a misguided Christian missionary in a couple of months
Tim O'Connor
2024-12-17 11:26:42 +0000 UTC"hotel businessman"
Michael S. Judge
2024-12-17 11:23:07 +0000 UTCThere are a lot of kids aged 4-6 who are in a similar position
T
2024-12-17 11:16:32 +0000 UTCSubtle touch playing the drones over brooklyn instrumental
David shamie
2024-12-17 10:47:59 +0000 UTCSometimes I forget how genuinely insightful and intelligent Felix is. Great observation about how Luigi forces these feckless pencil pushers to stare into the mirror and face how they’ve completely negated all agency and responsibility from their lives.
Evelyn
2024-12-17 10:42:58 +0000 UTCReports of a set of Red, Yellow and Blue drones orbiting a bigger aircraft. New sightings are shown the bigger aircraft has the insignia of "S.S. Dolphin".
Troy DeCarolis
2024-12-17 10:30:39 +0000 UTC"It doesn't matter the vessel you're pouring it into if it's the same shit." is a 🔥Felix line.
Schwartz666
2024-12-17 10:02:45 +0000 UTCCame and passed out
Semine
2024-12-17 09:59:41 +0000 UTCDanny catching strays
Gabe
2024-12-17 09:53:51 +0000 UTCper TA: if you want to coup successfully you need Kath on your side here
Shivvy
2024-12-17 09:08:08 +0000 UTC"The mind-blowing link..." 🤯 lol Can't tell you how happy I was when AV Club finally escaped the G/O Media clickbait dumpster fire.
Schwartz666
2024-12-17 09:07:09 +0000 UTCMaybe the drones escaped captivity and have formed a feral colony in NJ. Leave them be
Vienna
2024-12-17 08:53:43 +0000 UTCObviously I think a huge amount of drone sightings are mass hysteria bullshit, or police doing domestic spying. But I also have a pet theory that given recent developments some company or defense firm in the US government is busy making drones that are more accessible and basically fly and maintain themselves so any Ukranian teenager or Syrian jihadist luddite can use them. Problem being that the defense industry is starting to feel the effects of the en-shit-ificafion of the tech sector and whatever AI-powered operational assistance software they made is trash. Like bad enough to cause more than a few of these to go wildly off course or fall out of the sky. The only reason why it's kept so secret is that it's all under NDA to protect the reputation, share prices, and intellectual property of these coddled contractors like Boeing that can barely make a functional unmanned aircraft anymore.
Agent Grange
2024-12-17 08:51:00 +0000 UTCHasan - VP Nick - Secretary of State Stavros - HHS Felix - Secretary of Defense Matt - Attorney General Amber - Secretary of Labor Will - Secretary of Commerce Chris - Chief of Staff Brace - Director of Intelligence Brendan - Secretary of Education Kath - Secretary of Interior Roth - Press Secretary Alex - UN Ambassador Yung - Communications Director Derek - Foreign Policy Adviser Liz - Secretary of Treasury Adomian - Secretary of Transport Trevor B. - Secretary of Housing Hesse - Security of Energy Quimby - DoGE (Dept. of Guys Everywhere)
Schwartz666
2024-12-17 08:48:20 +0000 UTCDrone drone drone drone Drone Drone DRONE DROOOOONNNNE
Shivvy
2024-12-17 08:42:10 +0000 UTCThe Iranian mother ship thing kills me. Are they aware that there is a finite amount of energy that a drone can store and that they cannot just sit over international waters for months on end? Do they think it is solar powered?
THEKILLERWHALE
2024-12-17 08:37:02 +0000 UTChappy to hear the pitchfork guy who did that Coltrane review is still getting work
Andrew Cross
2024-12-17 08:20:38 +0000 UTCI always think David Lee Roth when I see his name
Jessica Rios
2024-12-17 08:12:07 +0000 UTCFuckin classic
Where there’s a Wills there’s a Way
2024-12-17 08:12:03 +0000 UTCGreat to hear Roth back, great to hear another Smerconish reference- again, the fancy son of a major tyrannical real estate agent, Flo Smerconish, Google her, she’s still doing real estate
Cam C
2024-12-17 07:57:45 +0000 UTCDrones as the white suburb version of leprechauns
Methew
2024-12-17 07:53:07 +0000 UTCThis episode is one of the all time greats. The chapos still got it, and I think it’s important to acknowledge that
Andrew Tennenbaum
2024-12-17 07:34:06 +0000 UTCRoth Roth Roth!
cashedtrapezoid
2024-12-17 07:28:09 +0000 UTCJust like in The Leftovers... "They're not our dogs anymore."
Schwartz666
2024-12-17 07:26:01 +0000 UTCLmao the root also has a headline rn that says “shocking connection between diddy and mangione cases” and the connection (3 paragraphs down) is that the lawyers representing the two of them are married
Adam
2024-12-17 07:24:35 +0000 UTCThe barking dogs are probably COVID dogs that never got trained properly and went mad when their owners went back to work
Stone Cold Jane Austen
2024-12-17 07:22:31 +0000 UTCFelix's John Lennon joke fucking killed me
ScottB
2024-12-17 07:17:52 +0000 UTCBegun, the drone bores have
Jake Zydek
2024-12-17 07:14:20 +0000 UTCHey LI chapos, let’s welcome Dan P properly if we ever catch him at a pizza place, grocery store, cement curb.
KS
2024-12-17 07:13:36 +0000 UTCIf 40 - 50 feral drones invade your property, you better believe you gonna want an AR-15 handy
Mr Tu Damn Quoque
2024-12-17 07:11:18 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/dZrHzYJpllI
Schwartz666
2024-12-17 07:07:21 +0000 UTCMama Mia! The Adjuster is an Article Guy.
KS
2024-12-17 07:02:54 +0000 UTCNew Jersey cops shooting at planes with AR-15s has the exact same energy as un contacted tribes shooting at helicopters with bows. Truly humans are all the same at heart.
Daniel Ponciano Diaz
2024-12-17 07:01:39 +0000 UTCMan these people will blame anything but inequality and injustice for civilizational decline. Just a bunch of unmoored cultural norms
Adam
2024-12-17 07:00:09 +0000 UTCWhere can I buy a drone that sucks my dick? Don’t even need to buy one myself, I’d be happy if someone else’s drone makes me cum. I just want to cum, ok??
JD Nonce
2024-12-17 07:00:07 +0000 UTCFelix begins speaking at 3 minutes and 2 seconds
Travis
2024-12-17 06:35:47 +0000 UTCWe love us some Roth, don't we folks
Schwartz666
2024-12-17 06:33:32 +0000 UTCI said no creamed corn!
ploob
2024-12-17 06:32:28 +0000 UTCIt's time for slopimaniacs And we're simpin' to the max So just eat shit and relax You'll goon 'til you collapse They're the ChapoTrapiacs!
Schwartz666
2024-12-17 06:27:50 +0000 UTCVAN HALEN
Where there’s a Wills there’s a Way
2024-12-17 06:26:22 +0000 UTCWait until they find out about the dead drone RFK Jr tossed out of his car onto the turnpike
Brian Johnson
2024-12-17 06:21:18 +0000 UTCImagine this episode but it's with David Lee Roth talking about drones
Ben Kaftar
2024-12-17 06:17:57 +0000 UTCThe Richard Petty type Dave mentions must be the legend Jimmy Hart
JakeFrostick
2024-12-17 06:17:33 +0000 UTClike 7th or whatever
Man2quilla
2024-12-17 06:14:26 +0000 UTCAdam Friedland 4 President 2028!!!
Kentucky Shitlib
2024-12-17 06:13:21 +0000 UTCGarmonbozia?
Karl Hungus
2024-12-17 06:12:27 +0000 UTCGarmonbozia
Austin Lee
2024-12-17 06:12:18 +0000 UTCFILTH! I MEAN FIRST!
Kentucky Shitlib
2024-12-17 06:11:56 +0000 UTCNice.
Terrible Dirigible
2024-12-17 06:11:31 +0000 UTCFIRST MOTHA FUCKA!!!
Kentucky Shitlib
2024-12-17 06:11:24 +0000 UTCFufufu fuuurrst
I am become reply guy
2024-12-17 06:09:09 +0000 UTC
