754 - Sugar Spotters feat. David J. Roth (7/31/23)
Added 2023-08-01 04:04:00 +0000 UTCDavid J. Roth returns to break down the MLB’s new pitch clock rule, Shohei Ohtani’s amazing season, and the Mets terribl- no, we’re not doing a baseball ep! We’re getting David’s takes on DeSantis’ amazing fail record & disgusting personal habits, the relative retail political strength of the GOP bench, and our need for a new WPA to put conservatives to work creating Broadway 2.
Find more David Roth over at https://defector.com/
Comments
He's a sloperator.
Mark Schneider
2023-08-06 22:00:12 +0000 UTC& about as glamorous as decaf!!
Mark Schneider
2023-08-06 21:59:48 +0000 UTCBest...guest...ever
Yarblockos
2023-08-05 03:11:38 +0000 UTCI detect a C-SPAN prank call enjoyer
Pat
2023-08-04 10:48:51 +0000 UTCJTFC I live in Nashville, I’d slit my wrists before I’d go in either of those dumps.
Dan
2023-08-04 06:02:46 +0000 UTCslop time?
Frank
2023-08-04 03:29:29 +0000 UTCat that point I'd say I want a episode
etienne
2023-08-04 00:04:55 +0000 UTCI want a baseball episodeeeeeee LGM
Rei Lem
2023-08-03 16:55:16 +0000 UTCLet him fifth mic
Corndog
2023-08-03 16:39:51 +0000 UTCI hear Virgil Texas every day, I dunno what your shit's about.
Alexandr
2023-08-03 15:44:51 +0000 UTCsat and stared at the back of 13c for my entire 90-minute goddamned fresno to seattle flight and now i'm on the 'no fly list'
Seumas Cowan
2023-08-03 03:17:44 +0000 UTCkeep yelling "chapo to fash pipeline" or "red brown" at me, it only makes my opinions Worse
etienne
2023-08-03 03:02:15 +0000 UTCyeah let's replace Virgil, he's barely on anymore.
drawkward
2023-08-03 01:44:09 +0000 UTCQuest bars definitely do not taste like food
orc
2023-08-02 22:43:18 +0000 UTCOfficial petition for David Roth full time chapo host
guysmiley
2023-08-02 22:35:14 +0000 UTCA lot of the transvestigation people do it because they’re insecure about their own gender presentation.
MKatieUltra
2023-08-02 22:12:02 +0000 UTCDavid Roth: S Tier guest
wat
2023-08-02 22:08:18 +0000 UTCDavid Roth was jacked on caffeine and kept over talking. Not a bad guest but needed reigned in.
Robert
2023-08-02 21:16:55 +0000 UTCGood news is that zero Chapo listeners have gone insane
BureaucracyNow
2023-08-02 20:37:40 +0000 UTCRoth is the GOAT
Pelican Grief
2023-08-02 19:40:19 +0000 UTC“my fabina”
Jed Levin
2023-08-02 19:16:20 +0000 UTCNo way. He’s deathly afraid of guns
DB
2023-08-02 17:39:06 +0000 UTCWhen Will displays body negativity and Matt walks him down that ledge >
Jonathan G
2023-08-02 17:32:09 +0000 UTCI will never, ever, ever tire of Chapo ripping on Ron DeSantis
DB
2023-08-02 16:30:43 +0000 UTCCincinnati Reds ep please
William J Engelman
2023-08-02 15:45:46 +0000 UTCJason Aldean does have a restaurant, I saw it in Gatlinburg, TN. Total redneck eyesore.
DT NOLA
2023-08-02 14:08:57 +0000 UTCDownload the Shazam app, works great. You can solve this problem for yourself in seconds.
Randy Martinelli
2023-08-02 13:53:21 +0000 UTCDoes Ron count as an operator?
Maouriceltic
2023-08-02 11:52:47 +0000 UTCSometimes I wish they listed what the outro music was
Dustin Nelson
2023-08-02 11:26:03 +0000 UTCAlso in real life you don't hate someone with a burning passion for years because he forgot your name. Ron tortured people at Guantanamo and he did real sicko villain boss shit to his staff.
Matelda
2023-08-02 11:24:39 +0000 UTCEasy to find sugar-free pudding, nice try. Probably one of the most diabetic option available treats at the store.
Matelda
2023-08-02 11:14:15 +0000 UTCRon Kind almost certainly would've won if he'd ran in 2022. Instead we get this psycho. At least he's theoretically easier to beat
Gordon Schmidt
2023-08-02 05:35:30 +0000 UTCAlways know it’s going to be a good ep when you see feat. David J Roth , he never misses
Kyle
2023-08-02 05:25:59 +0000 UTCedit: okay it's not so bad anymore but defo a lot of super early guests went on to become insane
etienne
2023-08-02 02:06:38 +0000 UTCSUGAR DETECTED: Assuming DIRECT CONTROL
Robert Alexander Vaughn
2023-08-02 01:54:26 +0000 UTCGetting phone calls is my worse nightmare
Maouriceltic
2023-08-02 01:52:29 +0000 UTCIs there we can draft David J. Roth as the newest dry guy? He's perfect to take over the Mr. Burns hell throne once occupied by V****l.
Gorgatron888
2023-08-02 01:09:52 +0000 UTCIt’s all of them. Seeking Derangements listeners know…
CactiFlowFlow
2023-08-02 01:03:12 +0000 UTCYou landed on one of the best episodes in a while.
Stanlej
2023-08-02 00:45:37 +0000 UTCWhat curse?
Marcus
2023-08-02 00:01:30 +0000 UTCThe lid on a pudding cup can easily be turned into a makeshift spoon. Which makes the fingers thing that much more disturbing.
Marcus
2023-08-01 23:54:50 +0000 UTCrecently re-subscribed now that I’m making some money again. love this show
Ricky
2023-08-01 23:09:10 +0000 UTCRoth is the man, always a great guest
KatrinaJadeHelm
2023-08-01 22:30:45 +0000 UTCwow this article is really helping me with my anxiety that every little social faux pas will fuck me over a thousandfold later in life when i need it the most! will mull it over in bed at 3am
etienne
2023-08-01 22:19:47 +0000 UTCRoth one of the few people to escape the Chapo guest curse
Saying Monty Python Quotes In Lieu of Conversation
2023-08-01 21:50:37 +0000 UTCI don't think Randy Newman has ever ended a word with a hard r.
Tommy
2023-08-01 21:45:44 +0000 UTCAnyone else catch the Randy Newman hard r?
Jason
2023-08-01 21:26:20 +0000 UTCgive David Roth the fourth mic you cowards!
Liam
2023-08-01 21:06:45 +0000 UTCWhat was the deal with Pinto pitching those lobs to the Astros on Saturday?
Jake Zydek
2023-08-01 20:22:15 +0000 UTCSo here for the “rednecks” reference
Joe Peterson
2023-08-01 19:24:34 +0000 UTCi can't believe chapo trap house would throw cheap heat at low hanging fruit, this is a betrayal of the podcast's core values
Karl Childers
2023-08-01 19:16:10 +0000 UTCDont do it again!
Marc Catapano
2023-08-01 18:26:48 +0000 UTCYou come to me, on MLB Trade Deadline day, to pump-fake me with promises of a baseball episode?
Ryan
2023-08-01 18:10:46 +0000 UTCFun fact about the Gillette Stadium Toby Keith's Bar and Grill: in 2017 "a study of the last 4 years shows that the restaurant leads the state in last drink reports from people convicted of OUIs.,"
Son Goku
2023-08-01 18:02:06 +0000 UTCDesantis crybabies are so funny, they’ll think they’re part of trump 2024 when he wins the primary but they’re not, they’ll always be stained by desuckass
jfk truther
2023-08-01 17:48:06 +0000 UTCIIRC, AOC or someone associated with her campaign posted in the subreddit asking for support. I don’t think anyone cared.
Nathan
2023-08-01 17:31:13 +0000 UTCRoth forever
Alex Greenberg
2023-08-01 17:07:30 +0000 UTCElection Night '22 my live report from Van Orden's watch party started seconds after they began their opening prayer. [Joker voice] He didn't like that... Sent a mulleted minion to scold me for it afterward and if I was 1% less professional I'd have laughed in his face like I did every time these La Crosse chuds cheered a Fox News update
O'Malley
2023-08-01 17:05:29 +0000 UTCThe good thing about Quest bars is the fiber imo
Keith Jackewicz
2023-08-01 16:50:03 +0000 UTCShhhh!!!!!
Rohmer Simpson
2023-08-01 16:49:55 +0000 UTCIt’s the only explanation for how he’s so doughy yet sugar-aware.
Keith Jackewicz
2023-08-01 16:49:03 +0000 UTCDerrick Van Orden. Yet another bald-pated cunt in our midst. That douche deserves to get swarmed on by every single page in DC.
Alexander Patterson
2023-08-01 16:18:19 +0000 UTCcant wait til a national candidate is busted for having participated in the chapo trap house comment sections
etienne
2023-08-01 16:17:25 +0000 UTCAt least we kicked his sorry ass out of Minnesota
Demented Avenger
2023-08-01 16:14:57 +0000 UTCHe’s an annoying sack of shit so I don’t blame you at all.
Alexander Patterson
2023-08-01 16:07:32 +0000 UTCVery funny to think that Deshaun Watson is a running back while trying to do a bit about how other people aren't able to have a conversation about football
LunarZeta
2023-08-01 16:07:31 +0000 UTCI was googling "Ron Desantis Sugar" and found this article from 2018: https://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2018/09/17/desantis-says-he-wont-accept-sugar-money-he-was-endorsed-by-a-group-fueled-by-it/ This must be when he first learned to pretend he doesn't like sugar.
Tommy
2023-08-01 15:59:29 +0000 UTC“Chapo Trap House Uses N-Word On Latest Episode”
Mike Mariano
2023-08-01 15:54:01 +0000 UTCjust wanted to say that i'd never heard of Derrick Van Orden before but i totally called my shot and assumed he represented La Crosse. i'm sorry Wisconsin, this dude sounds like a bum....also his Wikipedia page/ campaign website are weirdly devoid of any detail --> his birthplace is "Minnesota", no mention of his hometown or high school, no mention of his current home, he owns a cafe outside of his district...just strange and ominous
Dillo the Willow
2023-08-01 15:44:23 +0000 UTCY'all don't know how much I've needed this ep. I've been typing the phrase "feat David Roth" into the YouTube search bar for a week and half listening to old podcasts and it seems like my wishcasting has finally paid off.
JJ Moffett
2023-08-01 15:18:07 +0000 UTCI kind of get sick of hearing about desantis every episode ngl
Dez Martin
2023-08-01 15:09:42 +0000 UTCMacon is not a great town
Major bit me
2023-08-01 15:06:51 +0000 UTCI thought Dave was lovely!
Gabrielle Chase
2023-08-01 14:49:30 +0000 UTCAnd kudos for playing a little bit of "Rednecks," one of the greatest lyrics ever written.
Demented Avenger
2023-08-01 14:44:43 +0000 UTCThat’s an interesting hypothetical and I honestly don’t know if desantis would have gone all the way. The VP and 1/3 of the senators declaring trump president probably doesn’t do anything to delay Biden taking power but if it did, the military steps in and the higher ups wanted Biden.
Nathan
2023-08-01 14:34:08 +0000 UTCArnold Layne has stolen your wife's panties!
Demented Avenger
2023-08-01 14:29:16 +0000 UTCJason Aldean is definitely a Celtics Fan if you know what i mean
Alec
2023-08-01 14:25:18 +0000 UTCMy two favorite content universes collide with expectedly incredible results, thanks fellas
b-rar
2023-08-01 14:20:00 +0000 UTCMaybe? Only because he seems to lack the natural self preservation instincts to not do that. Honestly though he just seems like a dickhole. Just way too weak and simpering. If he had attacked Trump I might believe it, but Chris Krispy was probably more likely to do something like that if given the opportunity. The problem there is that he's not loyal. What you need for that is a dumb guy. A complete oaf buffoon that will follow Trump through the gates of hell but offer to go first when told/asked. If Trump picks a large dumb guy he might be able to upgrade to dictator for life, which might then be very short, but you either die a villain or live to shit your pants on national TV. All hail Kwizats Haderach Baron Trump, son of the honored Matres, leader of the Sadukar Piss Troopers and desert LoliFans. Our massive boy is become worm, destroyer of funkopops.
K H
2023-08-01 14:09:24 +0000 UTCGo to Nashville, you can hit Aldean’s bar and then Kid Rock’s right across the street
John Edgett
2023-08-01 13:39:26 +0000 UTCEh fuck that, my bad
George Lochinski
2023-08-01 13:37:32 +0000 UTCquest bar has the good stats don't sleep
Bryan
2023-08-01 13:34:38 +0000 UTCLike dont you think that if DeSicko had been VP instead of Pence, he wouldve overturned the election on 1/6?
George Lochinski
2023-08-01 13:31:58 +0000 UTCIdk. I have a hard time believing that this latest campaign to lock Trump up isnt at least partially motivated by a desire to push him out of the race. Im just saying that if it succeeds & he doesnt get on the ballot bcz hes in prison, then I think most ppl wd shift to DeSantis as a trustworthy alternative whos spineless enough to not let personal qualms get in the way from pardoning him...
George Lochinski
2023-08-01 13:30:46 +0000 UTCWhat if hungwy
K H
2023-08-01 13:15:35 +0000 UTCHow? Trump is at the top of that list with Omega Sanc- Self Pardon. If they put Bernie Sanders in prison would you take that as a cue to vote for Elizabeth Warren? You would have to behead him to take his power, like the Keurgen.
K H
2023-08-01 13:13:36 +0000 UTCit is really funny to imagine Obama crossing his arms and grinning as he watches his chef drown, but then he panics when his chef remembers he can swim and a sniper has to blast him
Doug Cartel
2023-08-01 13:13:30 +0000 UTCBurying the story. Classic limited hangout psyop.
K H
2023-08-01 13:08:00 +0000 UTCImpractical Groypers
Tommy
2023-08-01 13:00:42 +0000 UTCPro Tip to Aspiring Republican Youths: A great way to avoid talking on race science discord servers is to never be on discord
Doug Cartel
2023-08-01 12:51:10 +0000 UTCas one of the twirly girly listeners, i'm thankful this is a Dunkin' on DeSicko episode and not a sports one 🫶🏻
natfos 💌
2023-08-01 12:48:55 +0000 UTCoh no i'm mad at them now how could they have missed it
natfos 💌
2023-08-01 12:47:07 +0000 UTCJason aldeen didn't even write that song
used to be steve
2023-08-01 12:43:56 +0000 UTCAnother MVP performance by David Roth
Zachary Wood
2023-08-01 12:39:50 +0000 UTCThe Toby Keith’s at Gillette was immediately swapped to the bar “6 String” without changing anything in the place. Bar is still shaped like a guitar
Brian Conneely
2023-08-01 12:18:27 +0000 UTCUltimate team game. Doesn’t matter if you have 2 Demi-gods if the other 23 guys on your roster are 4A.
Coursergamrat69
2023-08-01 12:15:49 +0000 UTCSo confused - both Will and Matt are on Twitter (X) all fucking day and are somehow missing the main conspiracy on social media is that the chef was going to expose Barack and was in a gay relationship with him so he killed him. So fucking weird how they completely miss some of the most obvious shit.
Dru Heff
2023-08-01 12:00:26 +0000 UTCFirst
Rohmer Simpson
2023-08-01 11:28:46 +0000 UTCJavid Roth Day!
Jack Hume
2023-08-01 10:57:52 +0000 UTCLove when David's in the mix
Kryn Benski
2023-08-01 10:56:38 +0000 UTCBaseball episode would be neat
Tom Sullivan
2023-08-01 10:47:13 +0000 UTCFun Fact: The Grand Masonic Lodge of Boston is now a Guy Fieri's Flavortown.
Gumbo Pie
2023-08-01 10:18:26 +0000 UTCRoth is a legend but glitched out for a second there
Sparky
2023-08-01 09:56:03 +0000 UTCThe pitch clock is the only reason I got back into baseball
Jacob
2023-08-01 09:47:24 +0000 UTCI always make sure to kill the Donkey along with the nomadic merchant, I am single-handedly stopping the steal in The Lands Between.
DukeNukem64x
2023-08-01 09:42:44 +0000 UTCExcuse me sir, your ball credentials please?
Nolan
2023-08-01 09:42:13 +0000 UTCSlop o'clock
Sparky
2023-08-01 09:16:47 +0000 UTCQuest bars have *more* sugar than a lot of bars but we're talking like 5g vs 2g there, absolute madness since under 10g is fine
Dustin Nelson
2023-08-01 08:54:50 +0000 UTCIf its foil sure, but what if it's plastic?
Poppy Chulo
2023-08-01 07:42:18 +0000 UTCIf a Podcaster is on holiday, how would he know?
TugNuggins
2023-08-01 07:11:10 +0000 UTCLet him cook
Siddhartha
2023-08-01 06:58:23 +0000 UTCI realized today I’ve written over 200 pages of episode copy for this show, essentially a novella, but I’ll work on some new bits
Chris Wade
2023-08-01 06:37:32 +0000 UTCWhiffing in July 2023 gives a ton of time to recover from even the goofiest debacles, & if they do manage to lock Trump up then suddenly Desantis is at the top of the list of ppl who can get him out
George Lochinski
2023-08-01 06:27:26 +0000 UTCChris, you’ve used the ep description fake out joke twice in a month
Nick Muscatiello
2023-08-01 06:25:10 +0000 UTCOops
Poppy Chulo
2023-08-01 06:15:48 +0000 UTCIncredibly selfish cancer victims who lose the ability to know or care about involuntary powering down their complete being. How mean!
Julie Baxter
2023-08-01 05:58:09 +0000 UTCExcept for where he repeated the article summary Will gave back to him. Say what you will about Flex but he is a good listener and that's why he fucks.
K H
2023-08-01 05:41:55 +0000 UTCI guarantee every DeSicko staffer has a loli anime girl as their profile picture. They hand in their resumes and it just lists how many times and forums/lobbies they've used the n word and then references to corroborate it. To get in undercover just send Nick in. Better yet send Adam with an earpiece so Nick can tell him what to say, he would blend in better and might get some sloppy out of it.
K H
2023-08-01 05:38:57 +0000 UTCAt this point i think DeSantis is a closet diabetic. My source is I'm a diabetic
Blurple
2023-08-01 05:26:05 +0000 UTCnever miss an ep when The Roth is on
A M
2023-08-01 05:03:25 +0000 UTCMake all the episodes this good and you can double my membership fee. Loving it thank you seriously need the laughs
Ben Zaretsky
2023-08-01 04:58:37 +0000 UTCKinda fuck with desantis more than before, he just a weirdo little guy
ManeFrame
2023-08-01 04:57:41 +0000 UTCAye Macon, GA shout out! TBH I didn't know Aldean was from here, but there really are a ton of great musicians from Macon. It's definitely no "small town" more of a small city, small towns don't have 2 universities and a teaching hospital. You drive 15 minutes out of Macon and yeah, you'll see the court houses with an eerie giant tree adjacent or a CSA memorial. From my experience cops in small towns are too stupid or too busy doing whatever it was they did to get transferred to a small town to do anything to you, so disrespect away.
Benjamin Coke
2023-08-01 04:45:40 +0000 UTCOhtani and Trout on the same team-- still can't get the job done. Fuckin' baseball man...
Dick Van Sexel
2023-08-01 04:41:30 +0000 UTCFuckin POG doesn't even know how to fold the pudding lid into a spoon.
Patrick fitzsimons
2023-08-01 04:41:10 +0000 UTCThe best guest, always. Wish he’d just be fourth mic. Riffs at the identical wavelength as the boys.
Jason Bailey
2023-08-01 04:37:25 +0000 UTCDeSantis has no idea abt anything apart from whats trending on Twitter & now that whats trending are bloopers from his presidential campaign he has automatically transformed into a walking meme. Expect more *callbacks* in the future
George Lochinski
2023-08-01 04:23:14 +0000 UTCDid Felix and David make a pact never to be on the same ep or what?
Evan Pitkin
2023-08-01 04:21:28 +0000 UTCBuck Faceball!
Kentucky Shitlib
2023-08-01 04:19:17 +0000 UTCForget it, Jake. It’s sugar, man
Will Thompson
2023-08-01 04:19:13 +0000 UTCI'm thinking less "WPA" and more "Down to the Countryside"
FlawlessNirvana
2023-08-01 04:11:36 +0000 UTCMah boys, coming through right as I get off work.
Joe
2023-08-01 04:10:39 +0000 UTCFeeding time!!!!! 🔔 🐖 🐷 🐽
Mike Loudin
2023-08-01 04:09:16 +0000 UTCI was like fuck I'm gonna listen to a baseball episode. Well played
Tristan Clark
2023-08-01 04:08:10 +0000 UTCGenuinely upset by the rugpull in this description.
Max
2023-08-01 04:07:17 +0000 UTCGod damn I’d love a chapo baseball episode lol
Nate Bridges
2023-08-01 04:06:59 +0000 UTCdo a baseball episode cowards
Tommy Hegarty
2023-08-01 04:06:18 +0000 UTCFürst cömment
MaloAlec
2023-08-01 04:05:03 +0000 UTCYASSS! DIAMOND DAVE IS BACK!!
Shauna Seroquel
2023-08-01 04:05:00 +0000 UTC
