Hey Premium Members! It’s that time again — the Weekly Premium Poll is now open! 🗳️
This is your chance to vote for the novels you want to see more of. The top picks will each get one extra chapter per month — for up to four different stories!
🔥 Love a certain character arc? Dying to know what happens next? Let your vote speak!
✅ Cast your vote now and help decide which stories get the spotlight this...
2025-08-11 17:04:30 +0000 UTC
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Dear Fans,
We’re reaching the end of summer, it looks like. It’s my month with the week off, so I won’t be putting out scheduled releases between the 1st and the 7th. Let’s get to it.
Announcements
*There have been a couple of issues with Patreon sync, and presumably Subscribestar. On the last day of the month, you may experience outages as the system...
2025-08-02 00:31:08 +0000 UTC
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The 1st book of Man of the House has been published. You can pick it up on Amazon or at my website. There are three, and they will come out within the next few months. Of course, sales will speed that up at release of true ending.
https://www.amazon.com/Man-House-Book-1-3-ebook/dp/B0FK297BYC/
2025-07-28 22:52:50 +0000 UTC
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Hey Premium Members! It’s that time again — the Weekly Premium Poll is now open! 🗳️
This is your chance to vote for the novels you want to see more of. The top picks will each get one extra chapter per month — for up to four different stories!
🔥 Love a certain character arc? Dying to know what happens next? Let your vote speak!
✅ Cast your vote now and help decide which stories get the spotlight this...
2025-07-28 21:59:52 +0000 UTC
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Stephanie is described as fat, gross, and unhygienic, but some comments seem to push for them to have a relationship. I think the point of the story is he's banging the moms, not the bully, but I figured I'd ask. Did you guys want him to have relations with her?
2025-07-26 18:38:25 +0000 UTC
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I don't typically push all that hard on donations, but donations fell a lot last month for some reason, and I just wanted to point out that MDL is only $53 a month more away from being released 5X a week. This all but guarantees at least 2 extra releases, and if money doesn't fall too far back next month... perhaps another 8.
2025-07-25 04:43:19 +0000 UTC
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Hey Premium Members! It’s that time again — the Weekly Premium Poll is now open! 🗳️
This is your chance to vote for the novels you want to see more of. The top picks will each get one extra chapter per month — for up to four different stories!
🔥 Love a certain character arc? Dying to know what happens next? Let your vote speak!
✅ Cast your vote now and help decide which stories get the spotlight this...
2025-07-22 04:53:27 +0000 UTC
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Hey Premium Members! It’s that time again — the Weekly Premium Poll is now open! 🗳️
This is your chance to vote for the novels you want to see more of. The top picks will each get one extra chapter per month — for up to four different stories!
🔥 Love a certain character arc? Dying to know what happens next? Let your vote speak!
✅ Cast your vote now and help decide which stories get the spotlight this...
2025-07-16 05:21:55 +0000 UTC
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Dear Fans,
Hey guys, we reached July. Let’s get to it.
Announcements
*The big survey was done, and now I’m going to be changing up what I’m writing based on what you guys requested.
* Man of the House: Book 1 is currently in the editor. I plan to have it released come the 19th, might be a bit early, but that’s the date I’m aiming for. I’d l...
2025-07-01 09:23:49 +0000 UTC
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Hey Premium Members! It’s that time again — the Weekly Premium Poll is now open! 🗳️
This is your chance to vote for the novels you want to see more of. The top picks will each get one extra chapter per month — for up to four different stories!
🔥 Love a certain character arc? Dying to know what happens next? Let your vote speak!
✅ Cast your vote now and help decide which stories get the spotlight this...
2025-07-01 08:32:27 +0000 UTC
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Hey Guys,
Here was my Youtube Q+A where we went over the survey.
https://www.youtube.com/live/DeCdCXrU0sM?si=ebEYtdKorgQ1DOix
Since most people aren’t going to subject themselves to listen...
2025-06-15 19:37:00 +0000 UTC
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Here's the livestream. We'll start in twenty minutes or so.
2025-06-07 22:43:15 +0000 UTC
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Dear Fans,
Is it June already? Okay, how you all doing? We’ve been doing a lot on the site lately. I’m pretty sure I took off a week last month. However, I think something happened and my months got flipped. Well, I’m gonna flip them back. June 1st to the 7th I’m taking off releases. Sorry for the two months in a row, but I need the break. You’ll survive.
Announcements<...
2025-06-03 05:56:56 +0000 UTC
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FYI, I only got 20 surveys so far in the first 20 some hours. Certainly room to grow. I did add three questions though. They are on my discord under #surveys if you already completed the big one and you stil want your opinion heard.
edit: Also, to the people who mentioned the free Ebooks not working. This has been resolved a few weeks ago. The simple of it was that the eBooks were designed to renew with the monthly membership, so when I created a yearly, it only renewed yearly. I...
2025-06-01 20:54:47 +0000 UTC
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Although I didn't do last Decembers survey, here is the next one. Please do it. It really helps me decide on how to continue. Last few surveys didn't have a lot of people, so a few responses could go a long way. Also, it includes a free eBook, so enjoy!
2025-06-01 04:08:15 +0000 UTC
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Dear Fans,
It’s May. Sorry for the late Newsletter and sloppy releases last few weeks. I’ve finally finished my renovations and have been in process of moving into my new room. Today, I finally got my desktop set up in my office. So, I finally have a desk again after nearly 4 years. Yeah, that’s how long I’ve been working on a kitchen table in a cottage without climate control or p...
2025-05-04 23:52:20 +0000 UTC
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My tech was working on the Patreon Sync yesterday. After your initial sync, things should occur automatically now. Give it a try now. Try clear cache or incognito if its stuck. If it is not working, please let me or Koko know!
Edit: It turns out that for Patreon to work automatically... the Just the Tip grandfathered system no longer works. I plan to reintroduce the $2 tier next month. If you need it manually fixed before then, just contact me.
2025-04-08 14:37:12 +0000 UTC
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Dear Fans,
April Time! Sorry it took me a while to get to this, just bad timing. This month should be a good month. I’ll have several weeks off of work, and I believe my office will be finished by that time.
Announcements
* Sponsorship had a few rocky moments, but it’s back and seemingly working fine. Go ahead and donate to anythi...
2025-04-04 21:51:08 +0000 UTC
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I didn't think this needed to be spelled out... but for anyone with a monthly service, I can't autocheck your Patreon status. So, at the first of every month, your Patreon goes to cancelled. You must then need to sync again with my site. The sync button is in the Membership page.
If you ever lose acccess, you can resync as much as you want presuming you have a Patreon.
Should it fail to sync somehow, you can try clearing your cache. I'd try using the cancel button in My Membersh...
2025-03-18 04:09:28 +0000 UTC
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Dear Fans,
I feel this month was pretty good. I hope you guys agree. I feel like I’ve been on top of things, getting back into the swing of writing regularly. I’m still working on my bedroom, but I’m down to just the floor now. I need to sand it, stain it, and then poly it, and then I can put my room back together.
Schedule has been good. Releases have been good. Okay, okay, ...
2025-03-02 05:43:49 +0000 UTC
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Dear Fans,
I know, I know, I’m still struggling to get things on course. My office is still not finished, although I’ve made leaps and bounds on progress. The windows are all fixed and back together, I’m hoping to paint the walls soon, and then it’s just the floor. Most of my typing now has been on my laptap, and I just can’t work as well on my laptop than I can at an office with a decent c...
2025-02-02 04:46:39 +0000 UTC
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Dear Fans,
Honestly, this month passed me by so quickly, that I can’t even believe it’s already December. I worked my last day on the 13th, and then the month was over in a blink. I guess five months of working 50 hours a week plus what I could manage of this job all got to me. Let’s not even get into the holidays.
Anyway, I promised I’d be working on getting back to a scheduled ...
2024-12-01 20:00:40 +0000 UTC
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Dear Fans,
I don’t think it should come as a surprise to any of you who follow along or support me that I’m in a bad situation right now. I’m completely overwhelmed and overworked. My health has declined because I have no way to manage my diet and exercise. Writing has shown decreasing returns every month, and I had to pick up jobs to cover it, but those jobs quickly became far too much. I’m quitting one of the jobs this month. I just need to focus on writing, and I can’t do i...
2024-11-01 20:42:28 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys,
I know I haven't put out a newsletter this month and been pretty backed up on releases, but I just wanted to let you all know I decided to put premium poll back at $10. It just doesn't make sense to me to leave it when I'm only getting 4-5 votes a week.
Anyone with $10 or more can vote here. https://whatsawhizzerwebnovels.com/premium-polls/
Also, we're working on setting up ...
2024-10-23 03:17:48 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys,
You probably haven't heard much through Patreon membership of late. I had a couple of bad months. Just keeping up with site demands. The Newsletter is out and I've been reliably releasing the Premium Poll too (although I'm bit behind on chapters, I'll admit). That said, I've been announcing the polls on discord, and the newsletter is announced under news of homepage every month when the new poll goes up.
I'm just not that fond of announcing here, A) Because it's a bun...
2024-09-16 01:55:30 +0000 UTC
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Dear Fans,
Hey guys, another month, another newsletter. Don’t have too much to say, so let’s say it.
Announcements
*First off, I do have two jobs currently. This is why last month’s release were a bit of a mess. I was dealing not with just the new jobs, but training schedules that had me working sometimes multiple double shifts. I also apologize for the messy start of this month, which came down to me getting a stomach flu likely from overworking and b...
2024-08-07 00:49:38 +0000 UTC
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Hey Guys,
Here are just a couple of announcements.
First. I put the Premium Poll up. Sorry it was so late. This poll will take the top two winners this week and write to make up for the missed week.
Second. As Part of the Q+A, I think I came to three decisions.
-Decision 1: I'll be turning $2 tier into a donation only. It will offer no benefits anymore. If you have a $2 account, it will continue to offer beenfits, but anyone who joins after the first will recieve N...
2024-07-24 02:33:56 +0000 UTC
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Hey,
My Q+A livestream will be up at 7 pm est. That's in ten minutes roughly. Just a heads up if you're bored and want to participate. Probably will go until 9 pm.
https://youtube.com/live/VRW49mEbrTc?feature=share
Whatsawhizzer
2024-07-21 22:49:10 +0000 UTC
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I do a livestream twice a year. I'm doing one again. I answer questions, go through the survey, and talk about how I want to move forward with the site. Its an opportunity to hear my thoughts on things if you're curious. I said in the Newsletter it's be at 3:00, but my work scheduled me that time. So, I will have the livestream at 11:00 am. It will need to end at 1:00, so it puts a clear 2 hour deadline on it. Some of mine have run 3-4 hours, so a deadlines not a bad thing.
Join...
2024-07-06 21:34:55 +0000 UTC
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Dear Fans,
I know I didn’t do a newsletter last month. There was no particular reason other than I had a rough month and by the time I had time, it was already like a week or two in and I felt too embarrassed to do it. If you have not done it, please do the June Survey.
https://forms.gle/A1REKKTppsxaYGTX7
2024-07-02 04:13:13 +0000 UTC
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