Photoshoot: St. David's Day 2020
Added 2020-03-01 08:00:02 +0000 UTCWhen I was at school, St. David's Day meant one thing: the annual Eisteddfod talent show. This was an opportunity for the entire school to come together and show off their skills at Welsh poetry recital, folk dancing and - in the case of a girl called Jess - singing all the parts of California Dreamin' at once.
Inspired by this Welsh tradition, I thought I'd show off my talents to celebrate my national pride. Poetry recital makes me cringe, I'm more of a wiggler than a dancer and I prefer to sing in private. So what's left, I hear you ask. Well, when I was in Year 11, I was voted Best Tits In School by the boys in my class...
In this photoshoot, I perform a little flag tease. In the second (available to premium subscribers only), you'll see what happened when I dropped the flag. Plus, there's a little homage to one of my favourite films: Carry On Nurse.
As I always say; Welsh girls do it better.
Happy St. David's Day!
