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Photoshoot: Christmas 2023 (aka. The Final)

Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas, wherever you are. Thanks for everything since 2018, from the bottom of my heart. Louise xxx

Blog: She Worked Hard For The Money

Before I upload this year's Christmas photoshoot, I want you to be the first to hear some very important news.

After five years, I have made the decision to bring my Patreon performances to an end. It's for similar reasons to those discussed on Instagram yesterday (ie: reducing my workload), but also because my circumstances today are a lot different compared to 2018. The monthly obligation is now an impractical aspect of my current lifestyle and I would rather finish on a high than end...

Photoshoot: Halloween 2023 - Oh, Mummy! (aka. MILF)

A positive side effect of an accident prone year. Hope it helps you "unwind." Happy Halloween!

Photoshoot: Nicolette Revisited

Say hello to my copper-haired alter ego Nicolette. She's 6'1" in heels, loves giving vigorous handjobs, getting cum on her tits and spreading her legs wide and high for her lovers. Basically, she's me in a wig. Today, Nicolette is in 6" heels which are inviting you to grab one in each hand and thrust like your life depended on it. So don't just stand there. Come and give it to me - oops, I mean her - now!

Photoshoot: Kinderwhore Brat

This dress has been getting a lot of love since I bought it last month, so I thought I'd go for the full-on '90s, Courtney Love, kinderwhore look for my latest photoshoot. Bratty, sullen, daring you to violate me and leave me looking like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards. Just the way I like it.

Photoshoot: Slippery When Wet

Sunday morning shower. Want to jump in? Soapy tit wanks a speciality.

Photoshoot: Festival Vibes

Summertime, when the floaty dresses come out and I show even more boobage in public. Who wants to help rub sun cream into my enormous melons? (Actually missed a bit yesterday and got slightly burnt, so could clearly do with the assistance!)

Photoshoot: Hand In Glove

If the people stare, then the people stare.

Premium Photoshoot: Chains & Lace

The best thing about doing these photoshoots is justifying all the body jewellery that I have amassed from Shein over the past few months. This time is the turn of a lacy chain number which starts off all prim and Victorian gothic, then dangles down to party central. I've coupled it with a pair of low denier tights, my new leather skirt and kick-ass boots. Quite the arousing combo, speaking from experience...

Premium Photoshoot: Purple Bodysuit

This month I thought I'd take the opportunity to wear this fishnet bodysuit that I bought a couple of months ago. I always see stuff like this on my travels but it's not like I can really get away with wearing it down to the shops, so it's very handy that I have this perfect little outlet to show off all those things that flaunt my assets so nicely.

Premium Photoshoot: Black & Glitter

For the first time since I started this Patreon in 2018, I haven't done a Valentine's shoot this year. As you might have seen on my Instagram, Gareth injured his foot while we were in London earlier in the month and was out of action for a while, so the planned set I had in mind had to be put on hold. Sorry about that, but I am sure it will see the light of day at some point.

To make it up to you, this is a collection of photos that was not originally intended for public view. I just wa...

Premium Photoshoot: Tiffany Blue For You

For this month's photoshoot I thought I would model a Tiffany necklace and bracelet that kind of found itself in my possession. Raided my makeup palettes to mix the perfect matching blue eyeshadow, slipped into a little lace halter neck and got nicely in the mood for a bit of afternoon delight. I receive so many messages saying that you would love to see me fucking my husband. The last photo will give you a little idea of what took place afterwards. You know how to use your imagination, don't...

Premium Photoshoot: Merry Christmas 2022

Straight in with the good stuff for my followers over here, with my full Christmas photoshoot continuing after the nudes. Once again my thanks to everybody who has subscribed to my Patreon during 2022, especially as this was the year when I finally returned home to Cardiff (a fact reflected in the use of my apartment for these photos, rather than a hotel room). Wishing you all a very Happy Christmas and all the best for 2023. Louise x

Premium Photoshoot: Swinging Sixties

This month's shoot is inspired by Twiggy and fashion photography of the 1960s. For once the short style is not a wig but manipulation of my own hair. It's amazing how you can hide something so big out of sight. This is the first photoshoot I have done since moving back to Cardiff and it was so refreshing to have both the time and inclination after spending most of the year feeling uninspired and often unsexy. I think the difference is clear in the finished set, reflected in both the number of...

Premium Photoshoot: Halloween 2022 - Gothic Monroe

For this year's Halloween special, I have recreated Marilyn Monroe's 1962 Bert Stern photoshoot in an alternative/gothic style. I have always loved the burlesque elements of that shoot, so playful with the sheer scarf. I have owned this see-through skull-print for years and always wanted to do something similar, so after the success of my traditional Marilyn tribute earlier in the year, I decided to do it again with a kinky twist. The photos are presented in striptease order, in a 1960s Playb...

Premium Photoshoot: Disco Light

When I took these photos in a Cardiff hotel last month, I had no idea that I would be living back in my hometown within weeks. September has been extremely full-on, but I am now back where I belong and feeling the happiest I have been for a long time. The disco light theme is very apt, as it is a time for celebration. I am now living in a place where I feel completely safe and comfortable creating photoshoots again and it will be nice to try out some settings and themes other than a hotel roo...

Premium Photoshoot: Rock-A-Hula-Luau

Something a bit more colourful for the August Bank Holiday. Haven't given the pink wig an airing for a while, but I thought it would be the perfect accompaniment to the flowers and grass skirt. Come up to my room and we can do it Hawaiian style...

Premium Photoshoot: Shower Voyeurism

My intended photoshoot for July had to be cancelled due to the weather, so I have dipped into my reserve sets for this month's content. It's a little voyeuristic scene that we did during one of our many hotel stays at the beginning of the year, mainly as a lighting test for the bath photoshoot that was posted a few months ago. But it turned out quite nicely in its own right and I put it aside for occasions such as this. Nudity and a bit of hair brushing for the niche fethishists amongst you. ...

Premium Photoshoot: Gothic Submission

I have been so horny this month. I just had to get that off my chest right from the start. And when I get like that, I have a habit of really indulging my sullen, dark side. My submissive side. I do everything I can to wind Gareth up, being a total bitch until he has no choice but to take his frustration out on me with the rough seeing-to that I crave and deserve. This time he tied me to the bed, which made me beg for his cock. But he teased me, taking even more photos, which turned me on eve...

Premium Photoshoot: Fit For A Queen

As if there could be any other theme for this month. Celebrating Her Majesty's Platinum Jubilee by becoming Queen for a day, fitting in some quite un-queenly behaviour before the pumpkin arrives to take me home. Gawd bless 'er.

Premium Photoshoot: School Daze

A school uniform photoshoot has been one of the most popular requests since I started on Patreon, but it was the recent Derry Girls promotional Smash Hits that finally made me take the plunge.

I have taken a cosplay approach and a rather self indulgent one at that, as I have dressed up as my sixteen-year-old self. Yes, this is my actual Catholic school uniform, styled exactly as I wore it each day, complete with the black bra that sent the hormones into overdrive whenever I w...

Premium Photoshoot: Appetite For Distraction?

I have had a very busy month travelling all over the country, but you know what that means... hotel room photoshoot!

We had a lovely big room at the Cardiff Bay Premier Inn last week. A posher hotel would call it a suite. We made full use of every bit of furniture during our stay and you can see me draped over or pressed against most of it in this photoshoot, wearing (and not-so wearing) Gareth's Guns N Roses T-shirt throughout.

I suppose a rock's out of the question?

Premium Photoshoot: Pyjama Party

Just a bratty little tease, all alone in her room. How can we make things more interesting? Well, you could always pull my head back by the pigtails and fuck me from behind like you hate me. Like, really make me scream. Spank me hard. Fill me with your load. I mean, only if you want to? 

Premium Photoshoot / Kiss & Tell: Low-Hanging Boobs & Skinny Jeans

Fresh out of the shower during my recent hotel stay, I slipped into my brand new skinny jeans and popped a vest on before heading down to breakfast. The hotel was pretty quiet, so I didn't really care that my braless boobs were really low-hanging, or that my nipples were visible, especially as I was putting my coat over the top.

Down in the restaurant, I sat there in my vest and noticed the only other customer staring at my boobs from the table opposite. He was smartly dresse...

Premium Photoshoot: Christmas 2021

Wishing everyone a very happy Christmas and, as always,  thank you for your support this year. 

It has been so good to be back on the road again during 2021 and I have always used my hotel rooms wisely! This set was taken in Cardiff during my last trip home of the year. We left it until quite late at night for maximum darkness, by which time I was incredibly horny.

Within minutes of the last photo being taken, I was sucking Gareth's cock like a candy cane  and then ...

Premium Photoshoot: Floating Away In The Bathtub

Come on in, the water's lovely!

Premium Photoshoot: Happy Halloween 2021

A little bonus Halloween shoot for you, taken on the same day as the Elvira set. Can't remember if it was before or after, but judging by my skillful covering of the broken skin caused by tit tape removal, I'm going to say after.

Just wanted to take this opportunity to say thank you for all of your support during another difficult year for everybody. Whether you're a patron, donor, interactive follower or story lurker, I appreciate every one of you and I am constantly amazed that my aud...

Premium Photoshoot: Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark (Halloween 2021)

Celebrating 40 years of a camp, melodramatic gay icon. And it's Elvira's anniversary too 😉

My decision to cosplay Elvira for Halloween was inspired by a viewing of last year's seasonal Scooby-Doo movie which featured the Mistress of the Dark. I mentioned it in passing on my story and a few of you got quite excited at the prospect, so I decided to make it a reality.

With delightful serendipity, Elvira has been marking her 40th anniversary at the same time as I have been celebrat...

Premium Photoshoot: Red Wig ("Nicolette")

Guess what? Yes, it's another hotel photoshoot! And there'll be plenty more where that came from as I head off on more travels for my 40th birthday next month. But you'll have to wait a bit longer to see those because we're about to enter my favourite time of year for photoshoots, when the costumes get more extravagant and the wigs get more extreme for Hallowe'en and Christmas. I thought I'd get in the spirit of things early with this gorgeous red wig I bought at the start of summer. As soon ...

Premium Photoshoot: Devil In A Red Basque

Another set of photos from that rainy Sunday afternoon in Cardiff last month. A lot of fun was had with this one. Or perhaps I should specify, a lot of fun was had AFTER this one!

There is something about a hotel room that always gets me horny. I think I've said before that I love the thought of people hearing my moans and screams as I get fucked hard, or maybe the possibility of somebody seeing through the window. Add that hometown glow into the mix, some sexy new lingerie and jeweller...