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Opposites don't attract: couples share 89% of values, study says

A huge study of 8.5 million couples (male-female) globally discovered that contrary to common belief, opposites don't attract. Stay tuned for Brucie

Opposites don't attract: couples share 89% of values, study says

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Guardian Jackpot

Hey Tiger, you've known for how long ? https://youtu.be/FQyEZZPbOb0?si=baQbg27hOV-uJV8j I seem to recall you making fun of someone who says; "crime-never sleeps". My urologist says if i have this surgery, my erections will never quit either, so.. criminals beware: if I'm limping as I chase them: it's not because I'm injured. 2025Y03M19D 0602H(GMT-7H).

Guardian Jackpot

Mm.. nice. How bout' that: https://youtu.be/fcVUbmdQfaE?si=iVSmnuc1cfSc-Q2y I'm guessing you're also Polyamorous ? Patrol tonight was weird: even by my standards. This skunk kept appearing. Place sounded like.. raccoons being tortured. I've never heard a skunk sing before either. 2025Y03M19D 0450H(GMT-7H).

Guardian Jackpot

I've got a recruit, Jennifer, who can read/write thoughts. She's pregnant, an alcoholic, & has been a victom of a wicked witch since 2002. She's been psychicly raped by this person: who she describes as being more evil than Ha-Satan, The Challenger, because they were a being of light before, but this witch: she be evil from Day 1. She runs a psychic reading biz in KoreaTown. You interested in the work of surveiling her & robbing her blind just b4 the sting is complete ? She got a congregation, so this sting could be far reaching. I found a place to live today & the city absolutely cannot claim they need to clean it of.. my property. It's near the ocean & select psychic homeless people would be welcome to make camp. I've been in charge of camp before when the leader has to make a house-call for the rule-breakers. I thought crack-whore meant the girls sex-work, & then buy drugs, but they actually getting paid in crystal. Since stimulants calm me, & downers like weed: speed me up, i don't mess with the harder stuff. No one at camp has to worry about me being after their stuff & I've got them using less when I throw a party. If i go through this portal, I'm looking at the castle minus serial-killers for sure. Do you have any requests ? There's jewelry-stores, gun-stores, pharmacies, etc. Do you want me to pick-up anything.. like a famous painting or something that money can't buy ? The keys to a certain vehicle we switch the plates on later b/c all of the tabs will be expired from 2024 except for the months of Mar-Apr. It's going to be like.. "I Am Legend" minus the Zombies, but 23 years after a "12 Monkeys" event. I shouldn't need a Haz- Mat suit: just gloves. You would die from the mosquitoes in MN. I'm so hot-blooded, they'd pay no attention to you. Have you tried organic bug-deterrent lotions & those netting hats to keep them out of your face ? Janelle Monae emphasized this number in her work. I looked around & figured it out. How would you like to see me win carnival games at the Santa Monica Pier ? The burden of proof is on me & that's the easiest way i can think of, unless you want to play cards at a casino & blow on my dice. We'll likely get kicked out from winning too much. I can't brute-force attack a lottery drawing, but we could play any random numbers you see around. 2025Y03M18D 1640H(GMT-7H).

Guardian Jackpot

Nice find! And that is why meta-studies (when done well) are really valuable.

Tansi

I think it depends on the type of opposite. Religion or lack of it, and political are very hard to be opposite on. Other things, maybe not so much. It can also be easier if the both people are willing to at least engage with the things they aren't into. Like TV shows and movies that you may not be into but your partner is so you watch and engage and they do the same for yours. The context of the "opposite" should be studied I think.

James Ditto

Fits with my experience. Too different makes it really difficult to understand, bond on common activities or communicate properly with empathy.

Carlos Andrés Campo González


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