Opposites don't attract: couples share 89% of values, study says
Added 2025-03-17 16:00:13 +0000 UTC
A huge study of 8.5 million couples (male-female) globally discovered that contrary to common belief, opposites don't attract. Stay tuned for Brucie
You know what it's like now:
to have my everyday EXP:
be like an episode of
"Charmed".. & then not be
able to tell anyone or answer:
"How was your day: JP ?".
Yeah, i know the rules regarding puncuation:
& they suck: in a bad way.
If I'm now a demi-god
with semi-control over
the physical domain.
If we could bring back the:
"your nose gets bigger
when you lie: rule", then
starting tomorrow, the 'gov' would be more efficient.
Politicians would be rushed
to the ER, followed by: a
chosen-family intervention.
They'd have elephantitus
like Rumple-still-skin-[there]
& the doctor would have to
have them committed to an
insane asylum because it's
so disorderly.
You know what i tell the
compulsive-liars: to make
them really ashamed ?
If they think lying makes
them feel smarter than others, it doesn't, because
a really smart person won't
put themselves in a position:
where they have to lie. Trump should've never ran 4office,
& everytime he lied, that's
another impeachment.
How many impeachments
does it take to remove a
President ? Only one.
Everyone saying it takes
more than once, they get
impeached too. That CIA
lie-detector machine should
be like a pace-maker that
makes a heart skip a beat.
I'd be like.. "whatsa' matta':
ya' cant get through your
wedding vows ?".
Like really, what chores
around the house, are you
really concerned about ?
Do you you need me to get
my knee-pads on & fix the
dripping slow-leak from
your vagina ? Make sure to
drink plenty of fluids, b/c
a slow-leak can equal gallons
of fluid over time. If the leak
gets worse: i am on-call like
On-Star, but my service is
better than AAA. I have to
use scientific-notation to
express the number of
orgasms you'll have,
because it more than 10.
If those Chaturbate stars
can have 50 in one day,
then lets go for 100.
That service is: A x 10^2,
A x 10^1 minimum.
It's not a question of can we
have sex, it's a question of:
do we have time ? Do we
have a table of water-cups
for marathon-runners setup
already ? They don't call the
competitions "Iron-Man" for
nothing. It's a Tri-athelon;
where we try this, try that,
& try again until we get the
highest score.".
2025Y03M19D
0808&(GMT-7H).
Guardian Jackpot
2025-03-19 15:08:01 +0000 UTC
Hey Tiger, you've known for how long ?
https://youtu.be/FQyEZZPbOb0?si=baQbg27hOV-uJV8j
I seem to recall you making
fun of someone who says;
"crime-never sleeps".
My urologist says if i have
this surgery, my erections
will never quit either, so..
criminals beware: if I'm
limping as I chase them:
it's not because I'm injured.
2025Y03M19D
0602H(GMT-7H).
Guardian Jackpot
2025-03-19 13:02:22 +0000 UTC
Mm.. nice. How bout' that:
https://youtu.be/fcVUbmdQfaE?si=iVSmnuc1cfSc-Q2y
I'm guessing you're also Polyamorous ?
Patrol tonight was weird:
even by my standards.
This skunk kept appearing.
Place sounded like..
raccoons being tortured.
I've never heard a skunk
sing before either.
2025Y03M19D
0450H(GMT-7H).
Guardian Jackpot
2025-03-19 11:45:52 +0000 UTC
I've got a recruit, Jennifer,
who can read/write thoughts.
She's pregnant, an alcoholic,
& has been a victom of a
wicked witch since 2002.
She's been psychicly raped
by this person: who she describes as being more evil than Ha-Satan, The Challenger, because they
were a being of light before,
but this witch: she be evil
from Day 1. She runs a
psychic reading biz in
KoreaTown. You interested
in the work of surveiling her
& robbing her blind just b4
the sting is complete ?
She got a congregation,
so this sting could be far
reaching. I found a place
to live today & the city
absolutely cannot claim
they need to clean it of..
my property. It's near the
ocean & select psychic
homeless people would
be welcome to make camp.
I've been in charge of camp
before when the leader has
to make a house-call for the
rule-breakers.
I thought crack-whore meant
the girls sex-work, & then
buy drugs, but they actually
getting paid in crystal.
Since stimulants calm me,
& downers like weed: speed
me up, i don't mess with the
harder stuff. No one at camp
has to worry about me being
after their stuff & I've got them using less when I throw
a party.
If i go through this portal,
I'm looking at the castle
minus serial-killers for sure.
Do you have any requests ?
There's jewelry-stores,
gun-stores, pharmacies, etc.
Do you want me to pick-up
anything.. like a famous
painting or something that
money can't buy ?
The keys to a certain vehicle
we switch the plates on later
b/c all of the tabs will be
expired from 2024 except
for the months of Mar-Apr.
It's going to be like..
"I Am Legend" minus the
Zombies, but 23 years after
a "12 Monkeys" event.
I shouldn't need a Haz-
Mat suit: just gloves.
You would die from the
mosquitoes in MN. I'm so
hot-blooded, they'd pay no
attention to you. Have you
tried organic bug-deterrent
lotions & those netting hats
to keep them out of your
face ?
Janelle Monae emphasized
this number in her work.
I looked around & figured it
out. How would you like to
see me win carnival games
at the Santa Monica Pier ?
The burden of proof is on
me & that's the easiest way
i can think of, unless you
want to play cards at a
casino & blow on my dice.
We'll likely get kicked out
from winning too much.
I can't brute-force attack
a lottery drawing, but we
could play any random
numbers you see around.
2025Y03M18D
1640H(GMT-7H).
Guardian Jackpot
2025-03-18 23:38:41 +0000 UTC
Nice find!
And that is why meta-studies (when done well) are really valuable.
Tansi
2025-03-17 20:36:16 +0000 UTC
I think it depends on the type of opposite. Religion or lack of it, and political are very hard to be opposite on. Other things, maybe not so much. It can also be easier if the both people are willing to at least engage with the things they aren't into. Like TV shows and movies that you may not be into but your partner is so you watch and engage and they do the same for yours. The context of the "opposite" should be studied I think.
James Ditto
2025-03-17 17:26:22 +0000 UTC
Fits with my experience. Too different makes it really difficult to understand, bond on common activities or communicate properly with empathy.
Carlos Andrés Campo González
2025-03-17 16:09:45 +0000 UTC