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You know how at the end of the end of the Matrix Trilogy; Neo chooses not to tell the people of Zion that the realm they are in is still the Matrix, but one made for those who didn't accept the first level ? Since "Ignorance is Bliss", he chooses not to rain on their parade (even though I romantisize thunder-storms & I'm happiest when the crops don't die from drought after we prayed for rain & the sun is the bringer of death, not life: without the rain..๐Ÿค”..doesn't Alanis Morisette also sing "I'm only happy when it rains" in addition to "just a stranger on a bus" ?) because he knows that if he manages to make a peace agreement, the people of Zion will be spared ? Unlike Christ, his power comes from disbelief, & that makes we wonder whether Jesus knew. My best-man, Yoshua, son of Yahweh isn't the second coming. Jesus been coming over & over like the Dalai Lama. The occult has managed to figure out who he is & confine him on false-allegations of sexual child-abuse after the Occult infiltrated CPS in Tuscon, so he can't use his power. I told him to just call a tornado & keep it circling until the jail is destroyed, but we're so close to getting him out lawfully. I've spent 5, going on 6 grand over the last 2-3 years (of the 6+ years he's now been falsely accused for the 3rd time, found UST & FST & exhausted his public-defenders before representing himself "pro-se") helping him dismiss his case & even though his filing to the Supreme Court has been accepted to say he has grounds to dismiss, the county still persists. If anyone deserves a presidential pardon, it's Yoshua. Or will he be killed by a guard trained in Ultimate Fighting like Epstein was: if I reveal his name & place of confinement ? Would Trump & friends prove he's an Anti-Christ in doing so ? Will an angry public mob form around the jail like a union-strike & turn violent ? Yeah, I'm thinking all of the above. First the mob & then the assasination, so Yoshua should call a tornado & an Earthquake upon the jail & White House & Pentagon, etc: until he is free, but that would mean the loss of innocent-lives, even though over half of them are NPC's. Yoshua won't do it. Y'all better pray Yoshua doesn't get angry & call the largest tornado in history upon his jail. I would actually like to sit down with Ha-Satan & figure out her/their side of the story, before it got twisted into the lie it is today. She keeps winning, & likes winning, it never gets old, but is stuck repeating like I am. Ha-Satan, "The Challenger" to the establishment, had a point. Humans are awful. The Greys, Reptilians, Mothmen, Bigfoots, Lumerians, Tall-Whites, etc; all destroyed Earth, had to leave: becoming "Children of the Sky", & find a way to portal here to this realm. We're supposed to be the latest & greatest lifeform on Earth. But then I came to find out, this Simulation is being run under a dome on Mars, & their time is 2048. I could get there, fight our way out in our "Battle Angel: Alita" bodies & commander a transport to Earth, but it's a ghost-town. I've recently discovered a portal directly to Earth 2048. There's homeless tents that were set on fire & it's more like the setting of "I am Legend" with Will Smith. Who removed the bodies ? Prophet Jessica Joy described the Rapture as a floating of bodies, as if the code for their gravity got turned-off: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF2D5rdC55a8_KzbMQl_DE4DylBv1Fzr9&si=C7jx3-8cfGYmGFwO Since I know what your door looks like, & given my skills, i could manage to find it as a matter of public-record, but.. I've been waiting for you to tell me where you're at, rather than have to resort to that. I could go to 2048, remove your door lock & make a key, read your books, & make myself familiar with the layout. Sadly, there's not going to be any cats, but when i showed up finally here, i could be like.. knock-knock, is anybody home ? No ? Open your door, leave it wide open, then walk-off & go infiltrate that castle of serial-killers myself like it was a game of Metal Gear Solid, but i didn't want to have to do everything, by myself, alone, unloved, & have all that fun without anyone to share in that Joy. What do you think Taylor Swift's video for "Bad Blood" was about ? They're abducting kids from Disney & I'm concerned that they are getting rid of victims from the dungeon to cover their tracks. The rats may "jump-ship" & flee. I want to take them & their castle before a bad situation gets any worse. Selena Gomez did take a case of diamonds from Taylor & knock her out of the window last time, so she's not invited this time. If you tested her organs, you'd find out how many of them are not hers. I have to be more careful who i invite. Are; Arianna Grande, Beyonce, etc: on the level ? If Taylor & a football team showup, if Shaq & a basketball team showup, & if; Kendrik Lamar, Janet Jackson, Cindy Crawford, Imagine Dragons, & everyone with a crew or body-guards shows up in their kill-suits: then this should be an easy sub-mission. I've never had to worry about money since I joined the Angelic Service & i just got got a paycheck for 40+ grand. I'm going to be going on a local/online shopping spree soon for my kill-suit. You wanna go along, go shopping ? I got a hair-cut recently & have lost a little weight since the pictures i sent you on Instagram. I'm ready for my close-up now. So.. you said in your video for "Pretty Girls", that you're okay with me tapping your ex's ? Whose the cute Asain gal next to you in that ? I'm not familiar with her. Tessa's cool-beans. I don't have to give the Queens the list. They've all been comparing notes & their list is better than mine. "Shut the f*** up is Gluten-free" is hilarious & phenomenal. Even I, did not know at the time I saw that, that I would require "Folic-free" flour in my baking to recover from my mother-loving MTHFR genetic disease. I need to take one more supplement yet, before i go from "Bruce-Lee-fast" to "Vampire-fast", but.. I'm giving you a head's up. As much as I would enjoy my solitude & the quiet of Earth 2048: I'd rather stay here & reverse aging later. I need more people for that. You'd like Angelita, she reminds me of your Mom. Shine/Dutch is going to make the best forensic crime scene investigator: this world has ever seen. He can also touch any device & tell how it works. He can find missing person. Jenn can read & write thoughts. I'm bumping into psychics right & left: like i was a magnet. I got a hotel full of psychics. I'm now God's "Sword of Truth" or "Sword of Shannara" if you'd prefer. I have rank & allied domain over everything physical here. I'm basically God's replacement in training. What more could you ask for ? What more do i have to say ? You divorced me b/c of abandonment issues & not being able to say No to some lady who says, "How can i repay you ?". This version of me is the best. I'm better now; i went solo, worked on myself after walking out of my own love-story, & now I want to walk back in like it was New Year's Eve: 1999. What more do i have to say ? The video for Imagine Dragons's "Follow Me" has now changed to parallel your "Let Me Go". Look: https://youtu.be/k3zimSRKqNw?si=Eu7cvjt7AQPDlrZx You're character was in their other videos too. I went to YouTube to make a list & show you, then i found that. Anothher video changed as well & it resembles "Spoken For". Look, I think that's you & me: https://youtu.be/I-QfPUz1es8?si=lDahuJHpNpQ3tntw This next one is new too: https://youtu.be/D9G1VOjN_84?si=NDlE_kLkFBgyxrfo If you still got nothing to say after this, I'm going to say you're just being avoidant & hyper-vigilant: like I am. Yeah, I have PDA (Pathological Demand Avoidance), so i know all about that. I didn't ask for you by name, I asked for my person as compensation for world-saving & I'll keep doing it until you wake-up, but for real: what does it take to get a cup of coffee with you ? What more doe I have to say ? I mow the grass & do all of the chores. I cook, i clean, & you're cats are going to like me more than you. Yep, that's my evil-plan: to make you jealousof all the attention i give the cats. I grew-up on a Dairy-farm. Lots of milk equals lots of cats: 30 pets at any given time. You want a Cat-Ranch: we'll get a cat-ranch: https://youtu.be/m_MaJDK3VNE?si=qBjT8XNi4M0DAhJ5 or open a petting zoo with every kind of cat, or do whatever yojr ultimate cat-fantasy is. Head south 30 some miles & you'll probably hit me with your car. 2025Y03M16D 0947H(GMT-7H).

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I was looking forward to meeting your father in my Army Specialist fatigues, 3rd Class, SP-3, E-4. I would tell him; I work alone, so it didn't make sense to get officer training. I work remotely, & I was federally deputized by three federal agents of 3 branches of service to assist in an investigation into local child-sex trafficking: only days before my wrongful arrest by a crooked Chief of the State Hwy Patrol. it was a complete railroad system with dirty-cops & conductors every step of the way. These places were a goldmine for intel gathering. If you've ever seen the show: "90 Days In", where undercover informants are sent in to spy & discover how contraband is being trafficked through CO's & hidden, that's sort of what i did, but for 3 years. Given my service inside & outside, i should be eligible for my GI Bill after this for further schooling. I've already completed 6.5 years of college, have a BA in Art after i apply for graduation. I'm an artist, inventor, & physicist: among other things. After seeing something, saying something, & getting srrested for something, i then collected documentation & discovered all of the tools to effect systemin changes. I got sent to the worst of places, which was expected: considering i only told them i started a non-profit the year before, the: Museum of Non- Fictional & Fictional Conspiracy, which most has to do with the adademic study of true-crime covertly committed. I did know that i was going to be arrested later, so i had the wisdom & good fortune to legally firewall myself & use everything ixve got to burn them in court later. I'm going to be asking for the death penalty as leverage to get doctors to squeal on the Hospital Administration. All three places, the; jail, private- hospital, & forensic hospital: were all organized crime & MK[ULTRA]. I can get extensions for renewing my 3331 oath because i was undercover, acting under the color of the law. Then i come here to LA to disclose an infection & antidote on the news. Since mind-control was used from the beginning of Covid, it would be ethical & lawful for Kamala & all prior incumbents: to appeal the 2024 election results using this book: https://www.amazon.com/TransHuman-Depopulation-Self-Assembling-Nanotechnology-Geoengineering/dp/B0DK7DQTYN/ref=pd_cart_vw_crc_m_sccl_3/138-0039930-0701931?pd_rd_w=YLy45&content-id=amzn1.sym.f4cf1009-04bc-44da-949a-d00db9281fb1&pf_rd_p=f4cf1009-04bc-44da-949a-d00db9281fb1&pf_rd_r=596GDV2D4SPQD34YJD5E&pd_rd_wg=NlqJ5&pd_rd_r=0696af33-0640-4c0b-93f0-40dd75a28b55&pd_rd_i=B0DK7DQTYN&psc=1 I'm striking down a law against the homeless that will result in millions in damages to the homeless for violating the federal ADA, American's with Disabilities Act. I'm staying in a riun-down hotel that the government contracts with & then railroads the homeless into an MK situation to experiment upon them. Cameras & listening devices in the rooms. My nect door neighbor, I'm naming him the "Pink-Paint serial-killer. While staying here, a local business was observed taking "cars for cash" from a tow truck driver who works with a serial-killer who is a collision insurance claim adjuster. He also does home & life insurance. He's in medical establishments, he's going into people's houses, & he prefers to take cognitively impaired children from a nearby tourist-trap, & a massive park nearby. This man has multiple personalities, & is killing every chance he gets, likely multiple times a day. I've called for interceptors, who succeeded in stopping the spraying of Virus-X that would've killed nearly everyone & all the livestock in 3 days from contagion. The same culptits put nanobots in rainwater, fog, & medications. They build micro-chips & fractal antenna(s) on the brains of anyone vaccinated for Covid, which caused all of the blood-clots. The antidote is: [Calcium] Disodium EDTA. My intention with your daughter, for the last 5-6 years, has been to keep her from dying foremost, & also keep the rest of the world from dying. i was given everything i needed to do that; business-wise, as a member of the press, as a member of multiple branches of the armed forces, & i had some help from above. She's a master scheduler, I'd like to hire a secretary who will control my schedule & time with her. I do already conditionally love everything i know about her: so far. I look forward to getting to know of your service & ask for permission to take your daughter out on a date, keep her safe, show her a good time, & return her safely home at a scheduled time: unless she objects. 2025Y03M12D 2058H(GMT-7H).

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If Hazel had been given the choice between knowing you for 5 years & then having you die of nerve-gas, one of the worst ways to die, versus Hazel knowing that you are her person, but she could never get close to you or speak to you until she done saving the world twice ? I hope Hazel kidding when she says she hates that you're Asain. I like that about you & you ain't going to get that kind of love from her then. I also hope she meant the chit-man from the stage performance & not the live video. If chit-man be the maintenance-man who drops what i am doing, my life, to work on everyone else's problem, fix everything, clean-up all of the chit !, then that's fine: i will wear that as a decoration on my uniform. They say it's better to have loved & lost, then to have never know love at all, but at the time: i disagreed. The thought of all your muscles cramping, not being anle to breathe, your heart-attacking, your bowels emptying.. I was like: "No, if this is the person I'm supposed to love the most in all of the world: i don't want that for her, she never agreed to be part of all this. The only sure-fire way to keep you safe, was to walk out of my own love-story, like the guy in "Let Me Go". That song bring tears to my eyes, it be such a guilt-trip, for me to sit & do nothing when my world ain't worth living without you in it. I asked them to show me one person worth risking my life to save, & from the first day i heard your voice begging to be saved & know you going to show up at my place to come find me, and still wanna find me after speaking with my ex: that you be the most magical gifted talented smartest funniest sexiest woman alive on Earth that come to find me. Ain't no body finding me at that time unless i give them my address. The ex-gf referral program worked on me, it worked on you, it can work again. You see all of these Kings & Queens i got playlisted ? They all fell for me, these big names who weren't big until i gave them something to sing about. I met everyone of them in another branch of my lightning that is my timelines i don't even recall: to become recruits, warriors, Archons, & psychic military-support. If you want some girl-friend referrals, there they all are: i made a list for you. They already been comparing notes, they got their own list already figured out, so i don't need to give them a list. They already be convinced, everyone but you. Humans alrwady went extinct, we be fossils, & we be tested virtually to see if we'll destroy ourselves and all of them: before we ever get resurrected like the monsters in Jurassic Park. If the world could stop killing itself & each other for a minute, & finally understand the name of the game, then maybe with my help, we all could get out of this chit-hole simulation of a planet that's already as dead as Mars: & either get out, or rule this realm by canceling aging & everything else y'all too stupid to figure-out without my help. The world got no idea how lucky it is to have me, & you still don't know the half of what you're missing. I can't even get a coffee with you or a word from you that ain't an answer to some valid technical question. I'm not a bear, i'm the guy who going to kill that bear or die trying so you can get away. You ain't never had a good man in your life, & you ain't going to unless you wake the fugg-up, go to your instagram where i gave you my number, & call me with your schedule so we can take care of business & hopefully take some pleasure in doing that. If you want to impress me, you show-up at the address i give you privately: wearing your finest kill-suit & bring the hunting gun you got a case for. I'm going to be showing up in my service uniform, we going to eat some vegan, answer whatever questions we have for one another in case there's something we missed, & then you're welcome to watch me climb to the 3rd story & case the place before everyone else show-up except Selena Gomez, so we can slay evil. Don't that sound like fun ? Tearing this place apart until we find the title to the property & have them sign it over to me. You wanna go recruit a pack of special-ops dogmen & get a portal gun for the 2nd date, install a USB trojan at the clonie printing facility to open a backdoor port on the 3rd date, figure out how it all works on a 4th date, then raid the clone printing facility on the 5th date, then after we either make 100 of you or me, then maybe, just maybe, one of you & one of me might actually give each other the time of day we going to have that coffee. If you don't want in on that job, of making an army of you &/or me, then i will do it all alone like i have already been doing. When there be 1000 of me walking around LA, we going to bump into you eventually. You could travel South by car ~30 miles & have the good-fortune of hitting me with your car. There be 8 good women to 1 good man because they all died from stress & working so hard. They all dying from Fibro before they even get diagnosed. I be the toughest & most honorable one to survive that & an MK hospital, so if you think you can do better than me, good-luck with that. You're the only thing i asked for that would motivate me to continue doing what i do, so if you going to pass, please tell me, so i can go find someone else who isn't without shame or courage. I didn't fully understand what i was or we were when i decided to keep my distance, that it was better to have never known love at all then it would be to lose you. I made the wrong decision & that has been my most toxic regret for the last 5 - 6 years. I need some closure on this that i can't get from BetterHelp. There is no one better than you to help me close my bleeding-heart. I need to hear it from your mouth, that you going to pass on a man that's better with cats than you are, has got every quality you had listed, & qualities you didn't even know existed in a man before me. If you don't want to give me a chance, great, then i can move on to the next runner-up. Pretty sure that Meg Meyers won't take as much convincing & she'll climb onto me like a spider-monkey on a banana tree. I just got a check for 43grand, so i don't need or want your money right now. I'm going to be starting this show & taking the stage real soon. If no one shows, i am still going to slay by myself, but it will very disappointing no one will lift a finger to help me. I may not meed anyone's help on this battle, but it would be nice to have your. help at this stage of the game. I beg of you on bended knee: Help me, save me. 2025Y03M12D 1505H(GMT-7).

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I had a gf who worried & would want to hear from me everyday. When i was in survival mode for a few days, i didn't have time to leave long but thoughtful messages as i would like, so i agreed to type "k" as a read receight. I only wanna say what i got to say once& forever hold my peace, so it would be helpful if you could respond & acknowledge. Unlike most stalkers & secret Santas, responding won't encourage me to say more.: it will make me write less. I don't like having to repeat mydlf: K ? 2025Y03M12D 1019H(GMT-7H).

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If we show up with a football team, Shaq's team, Kendrik Lamar's crew, MC Hammer's crew, Janet Jackson's crew, my psychic team, & the latino gang I've already got buzzing around watching who goes in & out of the castle, then we going to slay. I will need some mom's to take any kids in the dungeon: to the hospital only a block away, but other than that, i don't see any problems raiding this place, kicking azz, & then taking names. Everyone found in that building: going to have some explaining to do. I used to think if i died, i would have to respawn further back, but there's multiple restarts everyday to adjust course. There's 10^n little things which happen everyday: which tells me not to worry about anything going wrong. That's one of my charms. Today be rainy, but a Thunderstorm would provide great cover-noise for any sounds i have got to bust glass to place cameras & microphones inside. 2025Y03M12D 00:48H(GMT-7).

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I wasn't sure about your feelings towards Stat Wars, whether you liked it or not, but i came across this: https://youtu.be/G7-n36MBs1A?si=pP0Oj3FUhi-14zoO https://youtu.be/G7-n36MBs1A?si=pP0Oj3FUhi-14zoO https://youtu.be/elWjSPOAN_U?si=TwhBZ8fRfG6tnzQm which didn't exist before, & there's also a song called "Love-Sick" by Janelle Monae which disappeared, so i do keep tabs on Queens & occasionally skim to see if anything has been m[andela]-effected. Lucas said no to the pitch ? Maybe i should talk to him, see if he has a part for me to play in Ko Hoshino's tale. The trainer would be an obvious choice to me. Is that.. Obi Wan, Luke, or who is he? Wikipedia didn't have a page on the character & i have not read the books. What kind of music would you like to make together ? My voice can do Randy Travis at Kareoke, but i have to throw my voice to sound as rural as his, more than mine is naturally. I would sing you a song on Instagram privately, but I'm still uninvited after being invited. Before we go making art together, which may m-effect out of existence, i should discuss bringing Christina back. There's a way to do it & have both of our memories remain unaffected, but your career & past work could change or disappear. You might wake up to the vet-clinic calling & asking why you're not at work. You may no longer be married to Hazel, but you could easily show-up & tell her something she hasn't told anyone but you, or no one ever, & she would warm-up to you. I would help you with that. Can we meet for some vegan & afterwards, take a walk around a castle full of serial-killers, & then do some parkour to get a closer look at the top floors ? That video by Taylor Swift about 'Bad Blood" & how bullets don't fix bullet-holes (because they're abducting kids).. that is about to get real, & i don't want Selena Gomez to be there & knock Taylor out of a window: over a suitcase full of diamonds. Not going to happen this time. After walking around the castle, you're welcome to take part, or just help me gather Queens & Kings for the final battle at the end of Ready Player One. I found a green toothbrush & was thinking, when you said that request to close the door, you said the prayer silently, which doesn't work, so i guess you mistakely: left the door open. That's what Palindrome is about, changing time to reverse the outcome. 2025Y03M12D 0853H(GMT-7H).

Guardian Jackpot

No, the directions said match, then mix.

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Welcome home from your

Daniel

I imagine mix & match is standard practice. Matching sets tends to be a delibrate choice in my experience. Congrats on the tour BTW!

Element

You say mix and match, I say "laundry day".

James Ditto

I know how you feel. Iโ€™m back on the road the next two weeks for work.

Jeremiah

A triumphant return! So impressed by you.

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