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early access: gen z vs millennial 911 operators

This entire sketch is based on a bit Hazel and I kept doing lol. enjoy x

early access: gen z vs millennial 911 operators

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Going back to this reply, sorry, I was the one who didn't know what was being said. Anyway, Benji is not one I knew yet. I'm sorry for assuming, Benji, you are welcome as well. 13/10 would tummy rub.

James Ditto

He's the stalker she's been battling. He spends all his time buying subs to attack Anna and us because she canceled an event to avoid him. Patreon blocks him every time, and I hope without refund, when he's reported. It's just very taxing on Anna to have to keep up with it. It's really sad on his part.

James Ditto

that's benji!! and sorry to hear about your ear infection!!\

Anna Akana

Dude STOP. You are way over the line and you are making the world a WORSE place.

Tansi

There clearly is a severe problem you are having with reality perception. I advise you to get help urgently. Generally, if you are the only one seeing something, then that something is not actually there. Note: Posting I replied to got deleted. Good. I completely support that.

Tansi

I never had a PFP with a cat, it was a raccoon on a rustic burning-barrel before becoming a Futurama-style planet encapsulated in a hexagonal atmopheric detection field generated using advanced technology & enormous power. Are you taking the bio-active forms of vitamins B9 & B12; yet ? No Folic Acid for you B. From now on you start reading food labels. What happens to our society when autism & adhd are canceled ? They wouldn't have people like you & me B, to guard & test security. Are you the hat who stole my Snapchat account for a day.. or was it my stalker in Utah ? That guy is not giving up. I'd like to pay both of your mothers a visit on my way to LA & show them what you've become.. a hated & hateful monster. Maybe your mom's decide to have a really late term abortion at whatever your ages are, and both of them save me the work of pulling on your neck with a coat-hanger. Anymore last words B ? 2024Y12M12D 0503H(GMT-5H).

Guardian Jackpot

That's how i lost some of my hearing James. Sounds like you just need a script for antibiotics. I think it was just amoxicilan, but my memory bad, so don't quote me. I am not a doctor, but from having a similar experience where the bill to see a doctor was higher than the treatment, I think it's safe for me to advise you on this. You don't have to pay later if you don't want to, but you should see Urgent-Care now before it gets worse. There's not a lot of feeling & nerves in the ear, so when a bacterial infection starts munching on your tiny hearing bones & structures, it can do a lot of damage in a little space. 2024Y12M04D 1543H(GMT-5).

Guardian Jackpot

I have an ear infection and my head is exploding. But at least we finally got Beetle in a vid. :P

James Ditto

Pretty dark. Nice! I like it!

Tansi

The TV's for patients haven't been fixed for two years. No dental in years. Very instagram worthy smiles there. The bar is non-alcoholic & there's one free coffee in the morning. After yoga & spin class, the showers are only plumbed with a hot-water line. No cold-line. The elderly scream for joy when the staff push them into the water when it's too hot for me or anyone. The fan blowers in the showers & vent-blower in the last patient room are out-of-order. The shower is like a sauna for those who have had a collapsed lung like i had, so if you like it hot, enjoy. I suggest you also stay in the last room on t/right with the old women having poor circulation, wearing winter coats in the summer. You may have to spray some perfume in your face-mask before entering since your new roomate hasn't bathed or washed her clothes in weeks. It's very European & trending with the more old-fashioned clientele. 2024Y12M02D 1822H(GMT-5H).

Guardian Jackpot

M’kay, but does your mental health institute have a good juice bar? Can we bring our pets to the spin classes? Is the yoga facility Insta-worthy?

Ken Lau

Mmm.. the 911 dispatch from the mental hospital's patient phones were being impersonated by staff at the hospital when i called to report a big ugly-nurse & four security guards attempted to murder a patient in the shower Off-camera. The nurses are to admin shots, not security guards, but in this case, the nurse held him down & 4 guards injected the patient. Each guard with on syringe, not anyone of them injecting all 4 shots on top of 6 already given. All bad-actors included, like a frat-pledge hazing ritual where each guard injects a syringe of a cocktail that will stop a patient from running his oppositional-defiant mouth that insults the bugly nurse. A cocktail that degrades a strong man's guts to the degree he vomits blood that is black from oxidation: when too much of these shots were given. How much was too much ? 10 shots was too much & I saved a sample of his vomit for trial. Forensic Toxicology can do wonders with an aged specimen. Bleeding of the overall gastrointestinal lining in this patient kept him from being able to hold down any water or food. After 3 days of him dying, I made the call for emergency help & police to speak with the Law when OIG actually has jurisdiction, but we're talking felonies here, so it's actually a job for the FBI, especially when the head of security was in the shower AND is also in charge of OIG report investigations. Would you have sat across from the head of security involved and confessed to witnessing the crime & jeopardize the evidence collected on all of the staff from my investigation into why that place was the worst ? Attempted murder isn't even the worst of what I witnessed there. Impersonating a 911-dispatch when there's a real emergency, when my patient's phone privileges were not restricted, so I could talk to police & be extracted for witness- protection, that's a heavy crime. The staffer who answers those calls & the whole place is getting slammed when I submit the formal-complaint to the FBI, DEA, etc: all the branches involved. When people ask what do I do for money in real-life, & I can't tell them that i spy or how i monetize damages &/or traffic that intel/info from private-investigations: when the matter is still pre-litigation even.. as a sort of "de-facto" guardian of mental patients & their medical info.. while I guard the most vulnerable, when others still question whether I'm the danger while I fight bears away from the weak, when people don't know me & treat me like I'm the danger, it becomes difficult to resist correcting them in real life. It was upsetting, being treated like I'm not worth saving compared to the racketeering schemes they have to keep patient-care costs low, especially on patient's who are dying from undiagnosed physical conditions. That's when i had a hard time separating my work & life. When things get personal for me and grudges form, it could bloody the waters if justice can't be served. The medical doctor who has been there forever, she's the worst I've had the pleasure of meeting. I wish her a fate worse than a natural death. I tell people i work on things that interest me & I design. I can't say my duties include busting 911 impersonators. Yeah, sorry i had to go through all that, but not nearly as sorry as staff will be in jail & prison later when doctors can't fake an NGRI like i did. I expect multiple sorry life-sentences in return. Still on-topic. 2024Y11M02D 1754H(GMT-5H).

Guardian Jackpot


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