CPR used to go through your butt
Added 2024-10-28 16:00:08 +0000 UTCCan you believe.... this?
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Good point!!
Anna Akana
2024-10-29 00:50:21 +0000 UTC"Really, science? Really? Aren't you embarrassed? Like...Aren't you *embarrassed*??😒" Genuinely though...someone had to see a drowning victim and actually think of this. My goodness🙃
Ray
2024-10-28 19:25:51 +0000 UTC2:08 .. that is me Science. Trying to bend drowning victims over a barrel to drain water from lungs, followed by a serving of chicken-noodle-soup while i warm your insides by blowing smoke. 3 positions of service; bent over a hot barrel, fed hot fluid in my mouth, & bum-smoked until I'm smoking-hot make-over. Q: Is this still a legal-service ? Q: Why is medical kink not at The Renaissance Festival ? More good news. While nicotine mishapens the antennae of Nanobots: the better antidote for them; is lots of Vitamin-C, and the best effective treatment for Nanobots is EDTA for chelation of heavy-metals. Q: Who sells EDTA as a food-additive or in bulk by the case as a dietary supplement ? Order a case for your news room or family while supplies last. If I should become activated by the EBS, provided enough crystalline antennae has been built by bots to interact with my nervous-system: I will require you to kill or save me if i'm unable to administer the antidote to myself after activation by an EMF such as the EBS. 2024Y10M28D @AnnaAkana 1518H(GMT-5H).
Guardian Jackpot
2024-10-28 18:36:33 +0000 UTCMight even have worked in some cases. Nicotine is one hell of a stimulant.
Tansi
2024-10-28 17:23:48 +0000 UTC
