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Anna Akana
Anna Akana

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early access: when you should do that

The scientific secrets to perfect timing.

Folks were saying that they couldn't access the YT version so here's a vimeo one! Unfortunately Patreon does not allow native upload, but a few other patreons I'm subscribed to are having this same issue lately. Womp womp.

ALSO FYI - There is a stalker who is posing as me on various platforms. This person is uploading my photo / name to their profile and responding to people across all my social media, including here. I keep blocking/deleting them, but they are continuing to create new accounts. Please be wary, if you do not see the "creator" tag, it is not from me!

early access: when you should do that

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https://youtu.be/KgMj7aLwwYg?si=DOz7oox31geRdbkp

Guardian Jackpot

BTW: this imposter's email was no-reply@patreon instead of bingo@patreon. Perhaps it helps to know since "Nathan B" didn't send you an email & you can't take-down request a daemon you can't name. I really jinxed myself by saying when & where I will be in the 1st place. That right there put everyone at risk so.. I'm going to have to publicly inform you I can't attend your show. I see no alternative. My intention has been to keep you safe by removing you from my life's work. That's become more true to me now then it was b4. i should continue to honor that commitment & restrain myself from being selfish in that way. It's sad to say that i'm out here calling to intercept bio-attacks & saving everyone's bacon, but i still can't attend a show like a normal person. It's a thankless job mostly. There may come a day, but not anytime soon, when i can allow our stars to cross again. I'm still willing to trust you with my identity like Peter trusts Gwen. W/out a burner email, I'll remain like Morpheus: taking the form of a man in the dreams of prophets in a long black coat that stealthly casts no shadow. I've never been able to disclose who i am with anyone except my new partner: 'Ocean Moon'. She believes in me & i believe in her, so we're happier with that at least. She's been having remote-viewers in her bathroom watching. Some can take control of her body like a puppet. She was raped that way & she tried to overdose. Not sure how to help her, but i'm always listening & how many gf's can say that about their boss / bf's ? I'm now Ocean's bishop, castle, & her black knight b/c there are bears & men in my woods who are much more darker monstrosities than the one's in yours. They tunnel underneath like worms ready to devour the rot which is our society. I have seen you foretell of them poisoning you, using nerve-gas, & they would H-bomb an entire city to be rid of me: if they truly understood what i am. 😢Happy Nine Eleven 🎊 2024Y09M11D 1257H(-5H)GMT. P.S. Do me the favor of deleting this afterwards, if you're kindly able to.

Guardian Jackpot

I never explained that I have time-blindness b/c of ADHD / #MTHFR genetic disease. T/irony of a time-travel affected person having this: isn't lost upon me. Combined w/my ability 2 hyper-focus, my writings can get long-winded. I'm more generous w/my time & more patient than those who physically present as hyper-active. I read & sit through movies, but won't get comfy in chairs b/c i can't ignore my senses. Since I can't recall names, dates, directions: as well.. I guess that would make me a sort of idiot-savant. Cognitively-impaired, but still high enough functioning to mask. I say I'm retarded often, but others can take offense to that. I also get confronted on why I am t/"chosen-one". It was a chance encounter initially, but it was a hiring decision like any other job, & had less to do w/being a saint or some role-model: than it did with being.. someone who seeks trying newer things & doesn't like leftovers: is going to be easier to nudge down a different path. 2024Y09M11D 2144H(-5H)GMT.

Guardian Jackpot

Thank you!!!

Anna Akana

Hey there!! What is your name for the tickeT?

Anna Akana

Requesting 2 tickets for [Redacted] Other attendees name is J.P. & my initials are J.P. as well, so we got Double-JeoPardy !! 2 tickets for 2 JP's pretty-please🥺🥺. I tried to meet with him last year; the same way, same bat-time & place, but it didn't bat-happen. Revised: 2024Y09M09D 2320H(-5H)GMT

Guardian Jackpot

I know it's all you, but your characterization is so good, I've come to see these two characters as different people. Also ... imitating stalkers!?! Dear, you don't have to over achieve at everything.

Clinton Johnston

Your followers have been with you for so long now that we can tell your writing and practically hear your voice at a glance. Sorry about your weird stalker but hopefully this shows you won’t be replaced by AI anytime soon either!

Ken Lau

You cool Anna 😎.

rom

So sorry that you have to put up with that stalker %####!!! (Obscene Gerund) crap. Be safe. Which of course you already know.

Eric Cousino


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