Requests.
Added 2024-10-05 16:47:05 +0000 UTCI auctioned off some One Hit Wonderland requests many years ago because my car broke. My car's fine now. My dog broke though. She needed some stuff done to her eyes and it was expensive. Dogs are expensive! I bought a pooping-and-licking machine with high upkeep costs and malfunctions all the time and chews my garbage.
Anyway, might be that time again to start selling myself off to the highest bidder, but I only intend to sell four or so requests so it's gonna be priced insanely high. Like, stupid high. Part of the reason is to keep it exclusive to only the most insane and rich Todd superfans so I don’t get flooded with more requests than I can handle like last time, but also last time I badly undervalued myself, I want to set a price point that proves that I Know My Worth. The problem is that I don’t actually know my worth, or what my requests are worth. What I’ve always wanted to do is auction them off, but Patreon doesn’t have that function so what I want you to do is tell me what you are willing to pay. Put in a bid, give me the highest number you are willing to pay so that I have some kind of gauge on how much I can charge. Comments are off, I want you to DM me your price so that we can keep this whole sordid financial transaction tactfully private. This does not guarantee you will get a request, it’s just for me to gauge interest. Once I have an idea what I can charge – maybe it won’t be super high at all! Maybe I have no fans willing to put up that kind of money! We’ll see -- I’ll make a new exclusive tier for a small number of requests. So, DM me and tell the highest number you are willing to pay and then we’ll see what happens.
