The Lazybanger Deluxe Animated
Added 2023-09-05 03:06:12 +0000 UTCIs you a "Deluxe" kinda guy?
Is if yes, please continue reading.
Is if no, please do not read further. I promise it will not protain to yous.
Is they gone!?
Good!
Now that it's only us, let me tell you about the Deluxe version of the Lazybanger:
-It has a screen, as for watch whatever you want during the.
-You can choose the color. (Only the 69 FallusDesign-approved colors are obtaintable)
-Cosplay-Friendly. (Transform your disgusting, boring, old girlfriend into a videogame ninja-space-princess using the magic of clothes and imagination)
-All seasons of Paw Patrols are already downloaded into the screen, as for to Minigails entertaining. (All movies too + Wall-E)
-Direct access to FallusDesign's patreon page, your number one destination as for to fapping. Other porn websites will be blocked, of course.
2 669$
Comments
Truly, until holodecks become a reality, this is the next best thing to have sex-things done to you with no effort on your part.
MrArgent
2023-09-05 05:41:25 +0000 UTC
