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Merry Christmas -xxx-

Just wanted to say... Merry Christmas!!! And thank you!

Bigail -xxxxxxxxxxxx-

Three Elfigails

What is fun about Elfigails is their fun-having mentality.

What is not fun about Elfigails is their need as for to destroy the world.

Armless Present

Joyeux Noël!

Sister Shenanigans

Nuns have the right for to do shenanigans sometimes. Especially during the Christmas times. And they shoulod be able to do what they want without the men of the church getting involved.

Just let us worship Jesus Christ the way we want to.

Yeah.

Happy Noël.

Candy Canes

Like lollipops and popsicles, candy canes can give you the sticky fingers, a very debilitating medical condition.

As an allergic to the sticky fingers, it is even more dangerous and debilitating for me. A single dirty, sticky finger will drive me completely insane in a matter of minutes. I need a good soap and a sink for to be near me at all time.

Luckily for to me, I have a good friend in my life, you, Sebastien.

You are always there when I need to suck on some sweet pole made of goodness. You will valiantly hold that delicious treat for me and sacrifice your own fingers for me. You once told me that you spent half your life with sticky fingers because you were a dirty boy who never washed his hands combined with that nasty habit of yours of tugging on your genitals until even more sticky stuffs cover your hands.

Fortunately, that is the past and now, you take a shower everyday and wash your hands everytime you need to. Right!?

I'm very proud of you for that.

Thank you for everything and have a wonderful Christmas, Sebastien.

Your very favorite heroine, Bigail.

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"Well... Thank you Bigail... Hum... Was I supposed to get you a Christmas card too!?"

"I don't really care about the card unless there is money in it. All I want is my gift."

"Your gift!? Ehhhh..."

"You didn't bu-"

"BY THE WAY, you look AMAZING! Have you lost weight or you have gotten younger somehow...!?"

"Thank you so much! I look very good in red and I look very good in white and I look very good in wool and I look very good in santa dresses so all of those things together... And yes, I gotten younger. Too."

"You want a candy canes!?"

"Sure! Thank you!"

"Oh... You are wearing mittens..."

"Yes! This way, I don't need you to hold my candy canes anymore. It's a gift from Delphine. She gave it to me after she caught us last time. You 'member? She got super mad because she thought I was giving you the falletio."

"Oh I remember..."

"Do you can give it to me now..."

"And you are okay with getting your brand new mittens all sticky?"

"... Maybe you should hold it..."

"Good girl! comon!"

Sebastien sat on the couch and took out a candy cane. He placed it at the strategic place and Bigail immediately started licking the sweet treat.

"*Slurp* *Slurp* It's so good... *Slurp*"

"You like it eh!?"

"I love it! *Slurp*"

"Do you know that sensory deprivation can make the food taste better!? Not focusing on your eyes or your ears will exponentially augment your sense of taste... You know that right!?"

"That makes sense... I mean... Yes I do know that."

"Don't you want to make your cane-licking even better!?"

"I do. My noise-canceling headphones are right there and I have this blindfold on me at all time."

"Great. Let's experiment!"

"I LOVE SCIENCE!!!"

A Gift For Santa

I'm finally going to do it.

It took many years but... I'm finally going to do it.

Every plan I ever had before failed but this time, I will, for to succeed.

2023 is the year.

It's finally going to happen.

I'm going to meet the man of my dream.

No, not Beethoven.

And no, not Leo.

Yes, the man of my dream is, of course, Santa Claus.

Invented by Coca-Cola as the ultimate male, Santa Claus is jolly, generous, kind, sexy and magic. Just like Mattel and the Barbie, Santa Claus is an impossible-to-be sex-symbol that makes every single men feel inferior.

And I'm going to date him.

You see, I have a plan that works this year.

I asked Penguin as for to hogtie me tightly under the tree, like a present waiting for to be open. When Santa comes for to place his gifts under our tree, he will see me there, tiedup and helpless.

This is what we call, a "Meet-Cute".

Santa will remove the blindfold and the gag and HE WILL fall in love with me. I will just be too cute to ignore, dressed in my sexy santagirl outfit.

And that is when he will ask me for to be his girlfriend. And I will say yes. And we will be happy ever after. And I'll have access to his secret anti-aging potion. And I'll be known as "Mam Claus". And everybody will love me. And my magic sleigh will be droven by penguins, not reindeers.

FIN

Ignored Footslave

Some of the times, you have for to ignore your footslave.

Too much sensory inputs might break them.

So ignore them a little. Let them focus on the task at hand. Or task at foot.

Just act like they don't exist. Deny them the birth. Steal their lives and identity. By doing the ignoring.

Let's learn more about human behavior next time, on your very favorite TV show: Human: Behaviored.

*Closing Music*

Feet Lovers

According to Sebastien, blowjobs are the best. It combines two of his favorite thing in the world: Inserting his manrod inside stuffs and feeling superior to the poor woman servicing him.

He did tell me that as a feet lover, it is sad that the feet are so far away during the act. He would love as for to have access to the feet, for to play with them and such.

"What about something like the 69 position? She could have access to your sticky stick and you could have access to her feet!"

I asked, smartly. But Sebastien told me that he doesn't want to do the 69, he doesn't want the girl to have fun. He wants her to be on her knees, submissive and focused on the task at hand.

So I shoved Iris in a wall in a way that Sebastien can have access to the feet while receiving his precious blowjobs while the woman gets nothing in return. Unless you count the manjuice. Iris will get some manjuice. Fortunately, it is her favorite meal.

That's nasty. I just gave myself the pukies. 

Head Nun's Duty

The head nun's duty is simple: Keep. Jesus. Happy.

And sometimes, Jesus wants to see priests get sucked. During the sermon.

"Welcome everybody and thank you for showing up for this mass."

The crowd went: "Amen!".

"Today, well talk about the art of the oral. It is very important to know how to oral in order to live in a society. Communication is everything and when you know how to oral right, you can communicate more better. We'll also talk about hypocrisy and the importance of not hiding things. People who hides stuffs are the workers of the devil. Everything, should for to be known!"

The crowd went "Amen!".

"Now listen to me read the bible and try to not fall asleep."

Milky Miranda

Did you even know about the milk workers going on strike here in Québec!?

Fuckers!

Fuckin cow-people... They're all fucked in the head...

Have you ever heard of a shepherd strike!? A wool-worker strike!? NO! Because sheep people are sane.

They deprived us of milk for like a couple days.

UNNACCEPTABLE!!!

Sebastien and Bigail couldn't for to be. Chocolate needs milk. Maple syrup needs milk. Peanut butter... Fuckin needs milk. They need it. They NEED it.

You can't have delicious stuffs such as those without the perfect pallet cleanser that is 2% Lactancia milk with no additions or conservator agents. Pur filtre, as we say in french. The closest translation would be "Pure Filter" but that's a stretch.

So I hope you learned something today.That Lactancia milk is good. But you'll never, EVER, have the chance for to drink some. Because you are too intelligent to move to canada and too intelligent to travel to canada. My patrons are SMART. I know you. You don't want to be here. Especially not HERE... FRENCH canada... Basically hell on earth. We recently offered to import the entire population of Gaza with our tax money and they not only refused, they were insulted.

And that is why I used Miranda as a milk slave for the days of the strike. I totally released her the day the strike was over. Totally.

Ah shit... I forgot to feed her cat.

Miranda told me she has a cat named Fukumi now.

And that name, Fukumi, makes me think of my other friend, Fukumi, the catgirl, who has been missing ever since Miranda moved to Fallu City.

Time to pour chocolate milk in my mouth until I pass out.

Lickety-Stickity-Stick

"You are not going to tickle me, are you!?"

"No."

"Why are my feet propped up and my toes tied!?"

"To help you stay there while I candy-coat your feet."

"Candy-coat my feet!? WTF!?"

"I'm going to lick these candy canes until they are very wet. After that, I'm going to rub the wet canes all over your soles. This will slowly make your feet very sweet and sticky! I will then lick them clean. So yeah... No tickling..."

"ARE YOU CRAZY!? ALL THESE THINGS ARE TICK-"

"LET'S START! Penguin, take care of her armpits!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOOP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH POUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Trophy Lady

Because last year, Mayoress Abigail LaPauvre spent literally all of the city budget in that sex-plushie museum and the reflection of the entire water distibution system so that every single building in the city has access to fresh Coca-Cola at all time, there is no money as for to buy trophies to the sportsball teams.

Instead, the cheerleader captain of the opposite team becomes the "Trophy Lady". She is therefore transfered to the other team and they will celebrate her presence and such.

Sportballs are so interesting when you really try to get it to be.

Drink My Bathwater

Because if you don't...

I'll be sad.

Emergency Stress Relief

"What is happening, nurse Delphine!?"

"Nurse Bigail! Hurry up! I need your help! STAT!"

"What the hell is happening!? Is it finally 2012!? The end of the world is upon us!?"

"Worse. We have a patient in the waiting room going through STRESS."

"STRESS!? But... But... Stress is bad... Right!?"

"Exactly. We'll need to perform an ESRP, an emergency stress relief procedure."

"Oh my God... I knew this day would come but I always refused to admit it to myself."

"Are you ESRP trained, nurse Bigail!?"

"I don't remember and/or don't know."

"Damn it... And we have no time to wait for another nurse... I'll train you on the spot... Look, it's him!"

"Oh my God... What do I do!?"

"Look... Because you have bigger breasts, you'll need to control his breathing. Because of my strong arms, I will relieve the stress manually, down there."

"Control his breathing!?"

"Place his mouth and nose in-between your breasts. You need to slow down his breathing!"

"STAT!"

Our very favorite heroine used her perfectly shaped and sized breasts as for to control the patient's breathing. Down there, Delphine started massaging his Stress Stick with one hand while cupping his Stress Sack with love. The patient started moaning and stuffs.

"Is it working!?"

"Oh it's working... It's working JUST FINE..."

Said Delphine, holding the big, hard protuberance.

FIN

Request: Conjoined Mistletoe

Sorry I know it's not the right type of sweater but it's the only one I found :s They are sexier tho!

Happy Christmas!

Request: Unstoppable Pleasure

*Sound Warning* *Check your speaker*

Penguin making sure Alexandra uses her pleasure time accordingly.

Request: Ticklish Footjob

As for to kill two birbs with one arrow. Sebastien gets to cum and Bigail gets to laugh. Everybody wins.

Request: Bad Nuns 2

After the events that was of the happen in the Bad Nun scenario whatever:

We now find our two favorite Catlick nuns completely restrained in the wet, cold church basement. Placed in a "Butt-Exposed" way using 3 heat pipes. With a big manbaton-shaped sextoy in their mouths, the girls have to repeat prayers and psaulms while the priest whip their butts incessantly.

This punishment will go on until the priest is satisfied and convinced that the girls will never, EVER, think about doing the evil lesbianism again.

FIN

Or for to be continued. Nothing is ever absolute.

Request: Minigails For Sale

"Welcome. And welcome to Silver's Wares. Get it? Silverware... Whatever... Just choose something and buy it."

"I thought your name was Puddles."

"... I can't... Just buy something... Got a lot of Minigails for sale!"

"That's not a Minigail..."

"Oh right... That's a Mini Sebastien... That one is free..."

"I wouldn't want a Mini Sebastien if YOU paid me for it... What's in the box!?"

"Just another Minigail... Princess Jasmine Edition... She is presently in a fight with a Mini Thea so I cannot separate them. It's like a "Buy One, Get The Other One For Free" kinda thing."

"I'll take the Wall-Egail."

"ONE WALL-EGAIL, ON THE ROCKS!!!"

In a drunken stupor, Silver tried real hard as for to look like a cool bartender. She did a stupid move as for to flip the glass container in the air and missed the catch. It crashed to the ground, breaking the container and the cute minirobotgirl that was inside.

"... How about a Grebigail!?"

Keg-Girls

"Ta-daaaah!!!"

"What's that!?"

"A Keg-Girl!"

"What's that!?"

"It's like a beer keg... You know..."

"I don't get it."

"Really? I was inspired by your Barrel Girls! A Keg-Girl! Just tickle or hurt her feet and she will spit out beer for you! Look!"

MrArgent gently tickled Jasmine's left foot before violently slapping the sole of her right foot. This made beer come out of her mouth-pipe. He then served the glass of the ice-cold alcoholic beverage to everyone's favorite plushie penguin, Penguin.

"I don't know..."

"Oh COMON Bigail... It's JASMINE, being OBJECTIFIED, and you can control her with her FEET through TICKLING and FOOT TORTURE. What's wrong with it!?"

"I don't know... I don't want to push drugs onto my followers... That would be a bad thing for to do."

"YOU HAVE BEEN CONDONING HASHISH AND MARIJUANA FOREVER! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? "

"Hashish and marijuana are more like medicatio-"

"Get out of my house."

Suspended At School

"Wait... Who are you again!?"

"... I'm... Marc... Argenteuil... And I'm... The... Executive... Director... Of Education... And learning. Let's just say that... I'm definitely your superior."

"I don't get it... Abigail LaPeste have been a real trouble maker since the very first day she's been here. She has been kicked from the cheerleader squad for lewd behavior, banned from the cafeteria for lewd behavior and she cannot use the public bathrooms anymore because of-"

"Lewd behavior!?"

"No... She kept pooping into the upperpart of the toilet... Now, she shares a bathroom with the janitor. She needs to ask him for the key everytime and he inspects the bathroom right after. We also ask the janitor to stay outside to time her and makes sure she is not masturbating. This girl is TROUBLE so we rightfully suspended her! I don't understand why you won't let us."

"Let's just say that the Argent Agenc-... I mean... The government, needs Bigail to have that diploma. She can't work at the Argent Agenc- I mean the government, if she doesn't have that diploma. You know how much the Argent Agenc- I mean the government, are sticklers when it comes to regulations, permits and other such rules and laws."

"So we can't suspend her!?"

"No you can... But you can't suspend her FROM school... You gonna need to suspend her AT school."

"... What?"

"Let me show you."

Barrels Of Girls

"Thank you so much for inviting me to your party, MrArgent!"

"Well... Sebastian... I only invited you because you heard me invite someone else and then made it very awkward for me not to invite you..."

"It's Sebastien, but thank you again! I won't embarass you, I promise!"

"If you don't want to embarass me, don't wear the this smelly, dirty black shirt and nasty, jizz-stained jeans you have been wearing for like 3 years."

"... Uh... Ok... Want me to invite some chicks!?"

"Sebastian... I know every girl you know and they all like me exponentially more than you."

"..."

"And to be honest, I'm having barrels of girls delivered."

"Barrels of girls!?"

"Exactly. Four to be exact. Bought them on Thefallustore.com."

"Thefallustore.com!?"

"Thefallustore.com."

"Wow! I'll make sure to visit Thefallustore.com next time I am in the need of some barrels of girls!"

"You should my friend. Thefallustore.com, the only place "For When You Need For To Buy What You Need For To Get". Visit it today using an internet browser or just download the app on the Appstore or on the Playstore or get it directly on Thefallustore.com/appdownloadforfree"

"Wow!"

***THEFALLUSTORE.COM IS NOT REAL YET. PROBABLY NEVER WILL. BECAUSE I WILL JUST USE FALLUSTORE.COM. PUTTING "THE" IN WEBSITES IS STUPID. ALSO, I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THAT THEY CAN'T HAVE CAPITAL LETTERS SO IT WOULD BE fallustore.com, FOR TO BE EXACTLY EXACT. PLEASE DON'T CLICK ANY OF THE LINK PROVIDED, BECAUSE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY DO. WAIT LET ME TRY. I CAN'T HAVE YOU DOWNLOAD A VIRUS BECAUSE OF ME. THAT WOULD BE LIKE AN INTERNET CRIME. LET ME SEE... OK IT'S FINE NO VIRUS IT JUST SAID THAT THIS WEBSITE IS NOT ACCESIBLE OR WHATEVER.***

Requests!?

I'm sorry if I haven't worked on requests in a while but I only have 2 in the bucket... I usually wait to have more than 5 so please, people who haven't requested anything yet, come forward!

I'll work on them tomorrow even if I only have 2 :P

I love yous

Bigail -xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-

Left For To Be

"Bigail! Where is Thea!?"

"I don't know... I really wish I could remember..."

"You two left for the park an hour ago... Why are you coming back alone!?"

"And Thea is!?"

"MY SISTER!"

"Oh... Oh oh oh... I left the park because it was getting dark and that park is known for the criminal and gang activity that goes on there at night. I guess Thea stayed there. She is more courageous than I am. Who knows what those gangsters would do to me... Probably tickle me..."

"Really?... That's weird..."

"Well... Thea has been known for to sell her body to strangers... Maybe she stayed for to whore herself out..."

"Oh comon... She only did that a few times... Maybe I should go take a look at that park... Which park is it!?"

"Don't waste your time, Delphine... By this time, the gangsters already found her, all tied up to her little horse... I mean... I need to go to the bathroom."

"Wait!? WHAT!!?? COME HERE!!!"

"AAUUGGHH!!"

Breastfed Pillowgirls

The best pillowgirls are breastfed the purest of brazilian milk.

Everybody knows that.

Selfsucking School

"Alright girls! Listen to me and listen to me good. I'm about to teach you how to suck your own penises."

The two white bitch gasped. One in excitement. The other one because she already forgot why Cashmere was there.

"Let's start by literally folding your body unto itself... Until your penis is in the insides of your mouth."

Victoria did that. Because she could. She is very flexible and has a long penis.

Bigail, on the other hand...

"I don't get it, Cashmere... I just can't do it... Maybe it's my flexibility..."

"Yeah... No... It's not the flexibility... Maybe you know... Sometimes... Sometimes we go to school to learn that we CAN'T do things... Selfsucking is not for everyone..."

"But every school I ever went taught me that already, that I couldn't be there anymore..."

"I just don't think it's possible, Bigail. You should give up..."

"I... Never... Give up..."

Using all her will, her might, her soul and her magical abilities, Bigail pushed the hardest down she could on her head, while thrusting her pelvis forward to the maximum possible... Just you know... Anyway... She was able as for to lick the tip.

"I DID IT! CASHMERE! I TOTALLY DID IT! MAYBE I AM FOR TO BE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AFTER ALL, YOU FUCK! HAHAHAHA!!! TOLD YOU THAT I NEVER GIVE UP!!! I TOLD YOU!!! TOLD YOU!!!"

"Now try to insert it inside your mouth."

"I give up."

Bad Nuns

"What are you doing, Bigail!? The priest told us to change the holy water!"

"Wrong. The priest told us to EXCHANGE holy water. So..."

"WHAT!? That doesn't make any sense!"

"You gonna make Jesus angry."

"What do you mean by "Exchange holy water" anyway?"

"Well... You give me some of your saliva, I give you some of mine... You give me some of your "Delphine Juice" and I give you some of my "Bigail Nectar"... If you know what I mean."

"I HIGHLY DOUBT the priest wants us to do that..."

"But right now, only Jesus is looking at us... Judging us... Are you ready to anger him!?"

"... I..."

"Come here, you little fuck!"

The rest was pretty graphic, especially in a church. They both got punished for not changing the holy water and practicing very illegal lesbianism instead.

We won't be seeing Delphine or Bigail anytime soon.

Did you know churches have basements!?

FIN

True Love

True love is when you have someone as for to hold your joints or trolle your hashish.

And that is why Delphine and I are so perfect together.

Because I'm armless.

But I'm not really.

Wait.

Nevermind.

What is true love to you?

Please leave a comment.

Mondo you have not spotted all the hidden Penguins lately so I made it easy this time.

Blumpkin

When I first heard the word "Blumpkin", I laughed. Because it's a funny word. I think it would be a great name for a stray cat.

When I first learned the meaning of the word "Blumpkin", I thought it would be Thea's very favorite thing to do in life.

And it is.

So if you like getting the blowblow while you do the caca, please call Thea. She will pay for her own gas. Actually she doesn't have a car. Why would I allow her for to have a car. Fuck her. Fuckin walk, Blubberbags!

She'll arrive sweaty but... She always sweaty. Thea's sweat is so stinky too. She's so fuckin nasty.

What the fuck happened so that Delphine and Thea be so different?

Is it because Thea actually lived in France while Delphine was born here!? What is Europe up to!? What is happening over there!? All those conspiracy theories are starting to ring the truth to me.

I need to smoke less.

I need to pee.

Dance For Me

Dance slavery is 100% legal in Fallu City. And everywhere else. Because dance slavery is not known by politician and govments yet. Once they get learnt about it, it will be.

I've chosen Victoria as my dance slave. She has a natural talent as for to shake her body in the most seductive of ways. It's in her blood. Just put on music and she'll just dance for hours and never make the same move twice. I love her.

I don't dance. It hurts too much. Also demands too much coordination and strength and confidence and enthusiasm and determination and athleticism and flexibility and stamina. I do do some happy dances from time to time, but I am all alone and nobody will ever see those.