The Lazybanger Animated
Added 2023-09-04 00:12:51 +0000 UTCAre you and your partner lazy as fuck?
Are you and your partner horny as fuck too?
Do you have difficulty joining those two skills together!?
No more, the search!
With the Lazybanger, nobody has to do anything and everyone gets to have gratification.
Completely voice-controlled, you won't even have to press buttons and shit.
The speed can be automatically changed by our A.I.- Integrated motherboard electronic thingy. It will know when to slow down or when to go faster. Especially if one of them yells "Faster!".
The whole thing rotates and move like you need it if you want access to the feet or the southern estates or put them in sleep mode.
Yes, MrArgent (I'm talking to you specifically because I know you will comment about it), we have tried to add a "Ceiling Fan" mode, and make the girl spin really fast, but the test results were "Pukingly Subtimal" as they say in the science.
Comments
We can surely do a Deluxe model made of real silver!?
2023-09-04 05:56:31 +0000 UTCDoes the premium model come with strategically placed screens so the partners can watch TV shows while getting their groove on?
MrArgent
2023-09-04 03:35:47 +0000 UTC
