Bigail Podium Pedites
Added 2023-07-28 03:36:37 +0000 UTCInstead of an alarm that wakes you up in the morning, annoyingly, why not have a Podium Pedites!?
Not only will it NOT wake you up, when you do wake up on your own time, you get to tickle your very favorite heroine! She has been reduced into a head, 2 feet and everything else that is useful for life is in the podium.
You might arrive late for work but at least, when they fire you, you can go back home and play with your Bigail Podium Pedites.
Comments
I'm so sorry but the only song I can sing is: Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... Into the future I WANNA FLY LIKE AN EAGLE TO THE SEA FLY LIKE AN EAGLE LET MY SPIRIT CARRY ME I WANT TO FLY LIKE AN EAGLE 'TIL I'M FREE OH, LORD, THROUGH THE REVOLUTION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zT4Y-QNdto Don't worry, I will wake you up just fine.
2023-07-28 21:47:36 +0000 UTCI’d take it as a challenge to reengineer this, so at the set time the gag would unlock and the Bigail would sing “Oh What a Beautiful Morning” as encouraged by the auto-flogger. Then I would hit the snooze button about 17 times.
MrArgent
2023-07-28 13:40:03 +0000 UTC
