Time to VOTE
Added 2020-01-16 02:54:26 +0000 UTCSo do. Vote. NOW. Or wait, you have a week after all and you can vote for any option, not just one. But here are your nominees :

Do tell if I forgot anything or made any mistake, by the way. As exemplary a model of humanity I definitely might be, mistakes can still happen. Not that I'll take any responsibility, mind you. I'm above that.
Comments
Oh shit, completely forgot about that. I should have mentionned it when suggestion were still a thing so people would potentially tailor their ideas towards a valentine-theme. Oh well...
RodVonBoche
2020-01-18 01:48:13 +0000 UTCThink "Hey Kid! I'm a computer!"
2020-01-17 22:51:57 +0000 UTCI absolutely love your captions. They're so cute and clever. I can't wait to see your version of a snarky Valentine's card.
2020-01-17 22:50:31 +0000 UTCI voted for the mailbox just cuz I gotta see how you would pull it off 😂😂
Mizushimma
2020-01-16 05:54:38 +0000 UTC“Pounded in the mailbox by Jeff Bezos’ drone-delivered Prime package.”
matt
2020-01-16 04:01:22 +0000 UTCThe sentient mailbox scenario sounds like a chick tingle novel. 😋
matt
2020-01-16 04:00:53 +0000 UTCI'm honestly surprised the mailbox got votes.
Monkeythief
2020-01-16 03:24:09 +0000 UTChmm all seems ok ,lots of hot ideas... and *gets to next to last one and music stops* XD
Rick2tails
2020-01-16 03:11:00 +0000 UTC