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You’ve spent a long time working as a farmhand at your local internet content farm. However, you recently came across information that concerns you, making you rethink your choice of career. Nonetheless, you still have to go to work. Hopefully one of your coworkers will understand your doubts and be able to help you with them.
It should also be mentioned that additional tags were included for this audio's script by the author, namely: [Farmer Speaker and Listener] [Comedic] [Literal Content Farm] [Southern Accent] [Platonic] [Naive Speaker] [Commentary as Subtle as a Brick to the Head] [Animal Noises] [Robot] [Memes] [TW: Ambiguous Death (But it's Funny)]
Script courtesy of Turt1eShark
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