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Chapter 478 - Fuck around and find out

Author note:

Hi!

I know this is going against the plans I made before, but this is the final chapter before my break. I'm taking one extra day off because I got the good ol' covid yet again, and just writing this chapter took me twice the usual time (yay for fever).

This means next chapter will be on July 1st (`• ω •´)b

Also, I really want to write an extra chapter, so one of july's first week's chapters will be replaced by an extra, but you guys will get to decide what it'll be (Check out the other post that'll be up a few minutes after the chapter goes online).

I decided to spread the post trial power-up recap chapters a bit more into the next arc this time, I hope you don't mind.

This being said, imma go take more paracetamol and some coffee to see if I can survive until dinner.

Sorry for the rant, fever is getting to me I think,

Happy reading, and stay healthy (`• ω •´)b

While Sofia debated on whether to take the [Arrogant young master] sub-class or not in her mind, she saw the system windows disappear.

Mr. Scribe?

[Do not take it.]

Oh? Did you get some sort of insight on this sub-class?

[No, but I found a vulnerability.]

A vulnerability?

[The data within the dagger is protected and I cannot access it except by following your choices, but I can still catch a glance at the active processes. So we can cheat.]

Wait, really? Can you just give me a good class, then?

[It’s not that simple. The classes of the Diversify category are actually all pre-generated, but they are encrypted. What makes it take so long to show the options is the decryption, but one of the things I have figured out from this reroll is that the classes are sorted in an order called ‘rarity’, and we are given a group of three sub-classes that follow each other in the list.]

Interesting. So the third choice from each set is always the strongest?

[If we believe that rarity is indicative of strength, then yes.]

So do I just reroll again and pick whatever the third choice is?

[No, the thing I need you to do is to think of the word ‘Reroll’, then pause, then do it again, but without actually selecting the option.]

I can do that but how is that supposed to help?

[It would be too long to explain in detail, but a lot of the system’s randomness is time-based. By doing this, I may be able to figure out how the dagger picks the sub-classes to be decrypted, and we can force our way to the highest rarity ones.]

I am liking this idea. How long do I need to do that for?

[However long it takes me to reverse-engineer the picking process.]

Alright, I trust your judgment. Just tell me when to stop.

Reroll.

Reroll.

Reroll.

Reroll.

Reroll.

Reroll…

Suddenly all the system windows disappeared. 

[I have figured it out. We can try to aim for the rarest sub-class. But it is a risky gamble.]

How so?

[There are three hundred sub-classes in the ‘Diversify-Tank-Wall’ list. The sub-class selector goes down the list by one sub-class every hundredth of a second. This effectively means that to get the rarest sub-class, you need to initiate the reroll in one of the correct 3 hundredth of a second when the selector is at the end of the list, and if you miss by even the tiniest margin, we will be stuck with three choices from the worst options of the top of the list.]

Can you help me get the timing right?

[My presence as I am right now causes a delay in information transmission. It will take a bit for me to adjust, but I can give you a timer that blinks at the correct time every three seconds. When you’re ready, I will switch back, and you need to reroll precisely three seconds after the timer disappears.]

Alright, thank you for your hard work. That does not sound terribly hard. Let’s train for a while, though. If you can just make the timer disappear but stay here and tell me how close I am to the correct timing. I’m sure after a bit of training I can hit three seconds consistently.

[We can do that.]

Getting three seconds on the dot was harder than it seemed. At the start, Sofia was not even close, and she had to train for several hours before things started to look even remotely consistent.

After a lot of effort, she managed to get within a consistent tenth of a second of the three seconds mark every single time she tried, but it was still far from the three hundredths she had to aim for.

Eventually, she got to the point where she hit the golden zone of the last three hundredths of a second before three seconds about thirty percent of the time. And from there, she kept pushing.

But improvement stopped abruptly. She had hit her limit, a precision in the range of about seven hundredths of a second. By aiming for three seconds exactly, Mr Scribe’s timer would always stop in between 2.97 and 3.03.

Well. I tried my best. Let’s stop here, we’re just wasting time. Since I can’t seem to be consistently more precise than that, I just have to aim to reroll slightly earlier. Yeah. The aim is to hit 2.97. This way, even if I’m the entire 0.03 seconds late, I will still get the rarest sub-class along with the two least rares. And I can be up to 0.03 seconds early, meaning that in the worst case I get classes 294 to 297 and don’t get to see the three rarest ones.

This is fine. I’m fine with those odds. I get a rare sub-class no matter what.

Give me the timer, Mr. Scribe. I’m ready.

[1]

[2]

[3]

Mr. Scribe’s dialogue windows disappeared, and the sub-class choice windows reappeared. In her head, Sofia counted. 

One.

Two.

REROLL!

Did I get it?

Once again, the system was frozen. Sofia now knew that it was because of the data decryption, whatever that exactly meant. And all she could do now was just to wait again. The Scribe was the only one who knew whether she hit the correct timing or not, and he was unable to communicate until the decryption was over.

What if I messed up more?

It’s going to be so bad if I was just a little too late an end up with the three worse options of the entire list…

I trained a lot, it should be fine… Hopefully…

Finally, the system windows unfroze.

Here we go…

Holy shit!

I didn’t miss!

I didn’t miss at all!

Choice 7:

[Guardian of heaven’s gate]: The guardian of heaven’s gate shrugs off attacks by redirecting them to the other planes of reality.

Choice 8:

[Rune Warden]: The rune warden can create rune-enhanced mana shields to automatically defend him from blows from all sides.

Choice 9:

[False Lord]: Description missing

Fuck.

To think I even considered taking [Arrogant young master]!

[Guardian of heaven’s gate] and [Rune Warden] both sound incredibly stronger than all the choices I had before. No wonder my previous sets were so bad! 

But… False Lord?

For the description to be missing… That’s quite fitting, isn’t it? The issue is, I have no idea what kind of skill this will get me.

Even then; can I still call myself Sofia Aphenoreth if I don’t take this?

And it’s the rarest sub-class of the list, right?

I won’t even be mad if it’s a scam, just getting to see this class name in my status sheet is worth the effort it took to get there.

If Archangels can be false Gods.

I can be a false Lord!

[WARNING!]

[The False Lord Sub-Class is incomplete]

That’s a cute warning. Don’t care! Give it to me!

[WARNING!]

[This Sub-Class is not intended for player use, please pick another option]

This dagger is stubborn, huh. Mr. Scribe would never argue back against my decisions.

If you didn’t want me to pick it, why did you let me have the option?

This is only making me want it more. You’re only confirming that this is exactly what I think it is, and I’m all for it.

Give me the Sub-Class.

[WARNING!]

[This Sub-Class’ skills may be unusable or unsuitable for player’s continued existence. Please reconsider]

GIVE. ME. THE. DAMN. SUB-CLASS; DAGGER!

[Congratulations, you have unlocked the sub-class : False Lord!]

[Setting sub-class to : False Lord]

[A new skill is available]

[A new class quest is available]

Status sheet! Hide all the useless shit!

Name : Sofia Aphenoreth

Age : 21 ♢

Class : [Saintomancer] ♢

Sub-Class : [False Lord] ♢

Level :  250 ♢

Remaining possible skill slots : 4 

False Lord Skills (0 / 0)

Give it one slot and show me the skill!

Remaining possible skill slots : 3 

False Lord Skills (0 / 1)

Available Sub-Class Passive Skills :

Sofia accepted the skill without a second thought.

You have acquired the passive : ‘Singularity edict’

With the skill came a burning feeling. Sofia had not been able to feel her body at all during the time she spent in the silent dark void, but somehow the new skill helped her regain some sensations. She started to see short glimpses of meaningless color.

Is my vision coming back?

Are we getting out of the distorted time thing already?

I haven’t even had time to look at my new keywords.

Colors merged together, and Sofia’s vision became completely white. She could feel Pareth next to her, even without seeing him, she extended a hand, and she caught his arm. This simple physical contact gave her confidence that everything was alright.

I can sense my mana! Fina-

Sofia collided with the ground face first. The sounds on clanking bones next to her hinting that Pareth had suffered the same fate.

What the…

The ground was hard, cold and uneven, yet it seemed Sofia was embedded in it as if she’d fallen in snow. With a push-up motion, she unstuck herself from the ground. Pareth was next to her, also struggling to work his way out of an even deeper Pareth-shaped hole.

“Just teleport to me, you dummy.”

Pareth did so, appearing next to Sofia, his skeleton sized down to be right about her height. Bookie came out, standing on Sofia’s other side, he looked around.

“Where are we?” he asked innocently.

Sofia’s gaze lost itself on the red mist permeating the strange cavern-like structure they had appeared inside of. There were a few large snail-like creatures on the walls. Their iridescent shells reflected a multitude of colors in a hypnotizing show of glittering lights.

“When the time comes, seek my name…” Sofia mumbled. 

Did Sun know this was going to happen? If anything could make her panic, this might actually do it. Richard must be fuming that she pulled him out, though. 

She gave Bookie’s skull a few pats, “I think… We’re going to go pay your Uncle a visit.”

Comments

Okay. Just a thought but.... Is Sophia basically Griffith from Beserk? Becoming an Apostle or Lord? That would be freaking cool gosh. The False Lord title has me thinking so but we'll see!

April

So.. I was rereading, and I might have missed it. But with how skill slots are a scam, since it's limited by your body and soul anyways, does that mean the crown jewel that gave her 3 classless slots is also a scam? Or does it expand her soul capacity somehow?

Clara

It really depends on the nature of the restriction. Like, for example, if her mana muscles break down in that state or something, then she could already counter it with Bone Dominus applied to her own bones. At the other extreme, it could be some kind of super-fundamental magic-of-reality stuff, in which case I doubt much of anything would let her move, or it could be anywhere in between.

Tejing

I hope not, though. She's got plans with Ihuarah and others, and she's on a timer to get back to Zangdar, too. Most importantly, though: would you wish that on poor Saria?

Tejing

Just had a thought, would this classless skill affect her racial malus movement restriction?: [Unrelenting] : Your movements are 90% less affected by pain and status effects.

Clara

It's just occurred to me that this mana blackhole Sofia has found herself in is totally an excuse to time skip everyone else. After all, Sofia levels crazy fast and surely won't slow down much even with the manual leveling. Everyone else needs time to keep up.

Mrluigi1111111

Wonder if she can get her scribe to tier 4 (or 5 :P), they'll be able to break the dagger's encryption. Dig into what the other highest rarity classes have to offer, mash together some really nasty custom skill

Clara

On the plus side, holy smite and traveling to death's realm will no longer be a problem.

Cyclone001

Well Richard did only say "probably." Still, I was kinda hoping.

Tejing

Nice, fairly realistic depiction of how hacking actually works. I mean, the timing was awfully forgiving in this case compared to timing attacks in real computers, but the essence is right. Not often I see that. Kudos. Any of those would be good, but how could Sofia pass up [False Lord]? No contest. Totally agree. That skill description is annoyingly ambiguous. Does it mean one instance of an attack type? Or one attack type? If it's the latter, it's insanely good. She's basically picking up more and more permanent, if highly specific, immunities every time she gets hit. If it's the former, it still does a lot to cover the potential weak points in VPPV, by disallowing attacks that do damage in multiple stages from doing so. (EDIT: Mornn confirmed on discord it's just one instance. No permanent immunity.) Also, I wonder what the class quest is? Should be interesting. So did the skill end whatever "attack" was keeping her stuck? Or did it just happen to finish at that moment? Yeah, I was kinda suspecting she might end up in the plane of the Deep after all this. Correction: The sounds on clanking bones next to her on -> of

Tejing

Oh did getting the false Lord title make her finally be able to go to the deep herself. I'm interested in what this place is going to be like. It already seems to have some weird laws of physics with the cartoon holes they made upon impact. I'm pumped to read the next after your break. Enjoy though Mornn and feel better.

Chance Rose

what!!! mornn are you sure you want to do this to yourself

Aurora1325

Wait this means she can possibly charge angel bolts endlessly, take some damage from the charging, and then be completely immune to the explosion itself if the charging counts as part of the attack. Ohohoho

Clara

Thanks for the chapter!

SDCard

Kinda nice that she is now completely impossible to kill for any enemy with only one type of attack thanks to VPPV and this new skill. Still, leaving us on this cliffhanger until the first hurts. But more importantly than that, take care of yourself and get better soon.

Cyclone001

Does Sofia still get a class evolution?

Silver Dawn

Fever did turn our Author from mean to plain evil. Going from cliff to cliff at the end of Arc. And then to cliff on Friday and now even beyond by setting a (well earned) holidays after the cliff.

Libery

Only thing. Having that skill before the light forging realm of Vppv would duck. Imagine finding a chromatic dragon and it could attack you only once.

Libery

It’s red. The chapter where Orator recites the poem about the Admins is still available. Chapter name is something like bedtime story

Silver Dawn

Soo... Does this mean Sophia might be able to survive Erredis breath attack? I mean, sure, its Insanely powerful, but it IS still more of a DoT effect than single damage, and after the first damage tick, she would no longer take any damage from it... Makes me also wonder whether damage to her Mana counts as damage for this Skills purpose...

Jeanean

If you got the shot you wouldn't have been 6 months sick.

AvaArisu

I had Covid 3 times I am in my 50 asthmatic. The first time I got it 2019 I was sick for 6 months. Second It was a bad Flu. Third, it was a nothing burger. So good news you should never get this sick again as long as you did not get that shot. No never got the shot.

Jonathan Wint

I forget what color the Deep was in the trial puzzle, and that chapter is no longer available.

Sky

I did not expect to see a cpu time based caching exploit in SSS. Fun stuff. Enjoy your vacation!

Emanuil Glavchev

Absolutely, please take the well deserved rest! I hope you still get to enjoy Elden ring despite the sickness. Also I’m very curious of how the singularity thing functions. More curious that Sophia get to visit the Deep. I look forward to your return! Have a wonderful break

Ceasar Salas

PTO approved! Hope you get better!

Cole Perrin

Oh Mornn!! I have had covid like 10 times according to the awful tests that reach up your sinus like Davy Jones killing that guy in the 3rd PotC. That sucks!! Drink lots of fluids and we'll you probably know the drill. Also lmfao at False Lord. So if that skill is the basic protection skill or similar to the Lords, no wonder they are such monsters.

Wargen

Nice chapter! Bit bummed we won't have one for awhile

Joshua Aarons

The new skill can have varying degrees of bullshit, depending on how it counts a singular attack and how it counts attacks. I can imagine at some point some really fancy attack across multiple uses being counted as a singular one and getting negated forever

Clara

Thanks for the chapter!! You keep giving cliff hangers that leave me super hyped for the next chapter 😁😂

Tavis

Tftc!

brennon Petersen

She doesn't 'know' for sure sure, but she has a very strong guess :p

Mornn

Thanks for the chapter!

Custus

And yeah repeated covid is scary... I hope it goes well for you, I've seen some authors get long covid brain fog and it doesn't sound pleasant at all to try and write like that

Clara

Yes, hahaha, yes!

Clara

Ooooh shiiiit. That is one hell of a skill

Beeees!

Do we know this place? Why would Richard be fuming? It's obviously connected to the lords, but I don't remember how Sofia knows.

Wensber

Thanks for the chapter!

Quentin Cozzi

Thanks for the chapter! Get well soon!

Wensber


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