What you need:
8 English Muffins, cut open, swiped with butter and toasted in the oven.
8 thin slices of Ham, fried in hot pan until browned slightly, remove from pan (cook before eggs)
8 Eggs, turn hot pan down low, add butter, fry eggs lightly for a couple minutes, flip over and keep each individual egg as separated as you can for easy portioning. Cook until preferred yolk done-ness.
8 thin Processed Cheese slices
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1. Assemble ingredients to make 8 beautiful sandwiches.
2. Sacrifice 2 of the sandwiches to your significant other.
4. EAT!!!