Last time I asked my Japanese fans for their memories of Valentine's Day.
"I got handmade chocolates" or "I secretly got real-life chocolates on my way home from school"!
Hold on now, what is this? I asked for stories, not normies episodes, alright?
Now I'm angry!
That's not what I wanted to hear! What I wanted to hear was:
"I thought I got expensive chocolates, but when I opened the box, there was nothing in it."
"On Valentine's Day she said she was having a girls' night out with her friends and didn't meet me and didn't give me any chocolate (I know she bought some... but who did she give it to...)."
"I went to see a moody movie on a date, but she threw my glasses in the sewer on the way home because I wasn't crying."
Stuff like that!
(All of these are true stories told to me by my male friends.)
What about you, do you have any stories to share?
This is a memory from a previous life.
What do you mean"Lick it clean."? I told you I don't like it because it makes my jaw sore like hell! (We broke up soon after.)

And this is actually my fetish. π
It feels so lovey-dovey, I love it!βΊοΈπ
Sero
2025-05-19 02:43:25 +0000 UTC