Santa Claus had a surprisingly high amount of votes in the poll (that you can still vote in). And I've never made one yet so thought I'd start with him.
SANTA BRUTE tries on some shirts at the mall but they don't fit as he's been naughtier this year binging The Office and eating a whole mess of tacos. Curious elves are drawn to his heavy musk when the shirt pops open for all to luckily gaze at his beefy bare bod.

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