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Added 2018-01-29 10:02:54 +0000 UTC

In the anthro-car universe, human x car relationships are still on the fringe and subject to ridicule believe it or not, but they do exist.. probably more commonly then the nay-sayers would like to think!

Such a relationship doesn't come without it's perks, and it's consequences. For instance, the size difference offers quite a lot of possibilities, both fun and kinky, and not so fun.

Porsches are known for being some of the most difficult girlfriends one could have, they're overly self-confident, clingy, stubborn, and most often quite self absorbed, but being the gorgeous cars they are they often still have no problems picking up dates.

On top of the aforementioned things, Porsches are quite often the 'strong independent female' types and are quite demanding when it comes to feeling respected. Disrespect a female Porsche, and don't be surprised if she finds some sort of emasculating or belittling punishment to put you though to put you in your place!

Will she eat this guy? Naww of course not, will she lick and suck on him like a pop-sickle till he cries mommy? You bet'ya! Though all he did wrong was he was 15 minutes late to their date!