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11/3 - Godzilla Day

Damn I ran out of time before I need to go to bed for work. Well I hope you guys enjoy it even in its sketchy form, I'll try to go over it again in a final pass tomorrow. ^^;

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Drill & Misty Cuddlefuck

It's been too long since I drew the warm romance between Drillkiller and my fluffy-ass mosquito babe, Misty. Is there anything nicer than a cuddlefuck?

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WIP: Zed Getting Some...

This is a follow-up to Zed's interactions with Chelsea the younger late 90s Camaro model contracting out some work at Haywoods.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/officer-zed-dork-111967060

She evidently found Zed's dorky shy greeting endearing enough to go out on a date with him and hook up. Little did she know he was actually decently hung. No joke, over on the Discord, whether or not Zed got to hook up with her was put up to chance and his owner flipped a coin... a roll per persuasion you could say.. and he won!

So now we see two Camaros tightly wrapped and curled up together like mating snakes lol.. Zed getting his snoot ALL up in those titties, and his meat all up in her guts. heheh

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Blakezilla & Slutra Size-Chart WIP:

I mostly made this for myself for size and proportion reference whenever I get to the point of drawing them together in action in the movie. Their proportions are pretty radically different even at the same size I knew it would be hard to stay on size-model in a comic. On a pervier side, I was also curious (again with the difference in proportion) if Blake's huge cock could even fit in Krystal even if they were the same size lol of if they'd have to blast her up a bit bigger than him just to accommodate. What do you guys think? Hope she's stretchy lol.

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Slutra Is Hungry Too

Finally at long last this is finished for you guys, you can all thank Photoshop for being a bitch and making my loose my work for this taking longer to come out. Anyway, for those who've been waiting for some more giant Krystal today's you're lucky day. We finally get some more 'current event' stuff with the Blakezilla scenario. Filming is underway in the hot Texas fields, the model city is blown up to size and ready to be wrecked, the stars are dressed in their costumes, and officer Zed&Milo have set up the 'warning squash zone' signs around the perimeter like the good lil responsible bois they are.

It's down-time between scenes, Buck's ordered in some Whataburger catering for the crew and everyone's grabbing a plate. You'd think it would be hard to forget the colossal girl laying there and that she might be getting hungry too. Hell her stomach's only the size of a building now. Someone better zap a burger up to Slutra size soon, I don't think we want to have to deal with the wrath of a huge woman with hunger-onset irritability! Gosh with that in mind it sure makes you hope some of these Puffin Co size-rays are being used to actually help with world hunger or something and not just making porn. XD

At least Blakezilla can happily subsist on eating ass. lol

note: I can make an alternative 'winged' version of Slutra for those bugged by the inconsistency. Though I wouldn't be surprised if they're a part of the costume she can take off.

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Carrie Callahan Pin-Up Picture.

I was playing a game and saw a generic pinup pose that I realized I'd never drawn a car in. So I thought it would be a perfect excuse to draw the highly under-used Carrie the viper. Know you guys love her and her big racing-striped lips. ^^

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Dr. Puffina Strikes Again

A girl can't even go to the gym without being blasted and turned into a milk bomb! She can only stare in shock as her titties rapidly swell with milk and outgrow her sports-bra. As pressure mounts her nips can no longer hold back the supply and violently squirt milk in all directions!

Just who did cause that Lotus at the gym to inflate like a blueberry..er.. coconut straight out of Wanka's factory the other day? Wait.. you didn't know it was Dr. Puffina all along? ....are ya fucking stupid? 0-0

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EDIT: Zed Uncontrollably-Enlarged:

We all love giant cars, it seemed a waste with that angle thus most of the work already done, not to make an alt edit of Zed's previous picture into one where he's being forcefully enlarged by some unknown person.

For those who love big sacks, I made sure Zed's nuts were extra juicy in this, perhaps faster growing rate since they're the spot of contact for the beam? XD I don't know make up your own lore.

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Zed's Bottomless TV Service

security officer Zed is out of his pants again!

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WIP: Kimmy and Riley

This is actually for a larger story, but the picture isn't finished yet so the final point of this picture isn't evident. So for now enjoy just a cute picture of Riley and his owner hanging out.

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Seductive Miat

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Hungry GR86

More from the big titty gr86, who's willing to be her prey?

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Morning With Corolla Girlfriend:

You awake in bed, it's Saturday morning. Sniffing relaxed and dazed you turn your head to the right and notice a large empty space on the bed that had previously been occupied by your beautiful glossy car gf that you'd spent all night previously in throes of passionate cuddling, stroking, holding, and kissing. Looking around you can't see the big beautiful girl anywhere, your slight unease is quickly settled at the sound of glass clinking and the sound of a gurgling coffee pot. You walk down the hallway to the living room kitchen area, an area you'd gone to the expense of having the roof raised for your baby's ease of living. Turning to look you spot her, your beautiful sweet girl, like you still not dressed and only in her undergarments. She smiles at you and tiredly rubs her sleepy headlight. In an adorably froggy voice she groggly greets you and asks if you'd like some coffee. God you love this girl.

Yet another challenge for myself, worked on this coloring for about 5 hours today as work's been slow. I wanted to capture that look of dawn where the sun is rising at one end of the house while cool light still illuminates the other end of the house. How'd I do?

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WIP - Morning With Corolla Girlfriend

I wanted to do another picture with my wholesome couple, well first-person couple that is. If you remember the last picture with Corolla romping through the field of flowers. ^_^ I thought it would be enjoyable to capture the groggy morning experience, getting out of bed and looking at your gorgeous half-asleep wife in her night gown trying to wake up along with you.

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5/18/25 Art-Stream Sketches

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Annelise's On The Clock Stress Relief

Having such feverish sexual urges and overwhelming lewd desires demanding to boil over the surface while working her normal business hours~. It’s why she needs her personal assistant in her office at all times from shift’s start to shift’s end. He assists in more ways than one. Really earns his keep despite his boss being his own car

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What Story-Line (comics and single pictures) Should I Focus On? (what's more interesting to you?)

Just want to get the public opinion on what you're currently more interested in seeing.

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Dr. Puffina - Experimentation

Puffina is evidently never shy when it comes to being her own guinea pig, testing out her body-modification rays out on herself to see what works. Looks like she'll have no shortage of milk for awhile.

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Human Acura

Finally created Acura's human counter-part from somewhere in the multi-verse, maybe even our own. : 0

It's been long discussed that Acura's inherent thiccness dictates some possible Latino/south-American heritage. Her being an Acura after all though dictates some Japanese lineage as well, also explains her constant sexy narrow-shaped eyes.

So behold, the total bombshell that is human Acura, the long juicy curvaceous, mocha-skinned Japanese-Latino-American. Don't catch her gaze unless you want her to play with you..

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Macro..er.. July?

Three more panels down! Now with expanding belly action.

Yep! Still stretching Macro-March out to finish this little series. God I suck. XD Macro-March, to Amazonian-April, now Macro May. At least Trixie is big now!

This is on-going, there's more to come!

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4/19/25 Art Stream Sketches

Sorry for the delay posting these, they were just sitting on my desktop forever and I forgot why I'd left them out in the first place. Till now.

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Bounce Lighting with Trixie

Trixie's lovingly volunteered to demonstrate the phenomena of 'bounce lighting' inspired by the ServerTown main st. discussion about Ray Tracing on the Discord.

This picture wont really pop until its color/shaded, but enjoy a nice bottomless Trixie.. a surprisingly rare sight.

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The Volks-Sisters Return

Remember our naughty Volkswagon Jetta and Passat? Been awhile since I drew either of them and I was inspired to draw them after seeing one of those numerous AI generated pin-ups online.

It appears that while they were out on a run along the coast-line boardwalk the two of them stopped for a rest. Hard to tell who instigated it but either way it looks like you caught their attention.

What are you going to do with it?

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Macro-March Continuing Thru April

That's right, I wanted to put to ease any people who were on the edge of their seat with what I've been setting up with Trixie, Acura, and 'more' that I wont be abandoning it just because March ended.

Welcome to Amazonian April!

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Macro March Girls - Prelude

The set-up for my main macro march event. Have any of you all wanted to know what would happen if Trixie, Acura, Ashley, and Cindi were made gigantic with the Ant-Man Pym disks? Yes this is a followup to the OLD OLD OLD drawing I did of myself stealing a pack of those for my own naughty use. Yay for continuity!

The way this will work is each girl will get a picture of two of whatever sexy giant shenanigans they get up to after these prelude pictures. Yes, I probably could have JUST drawn those but curse me... I can never draw anything without making lore as to why it happened. ><;

 

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Macro March - Human Valora

First of my Macro March pictures, sorry for the delay folks!

I'd very much like to explore Valora before she was a dragon. In case the lore passed you by, Valora used to be a human sorcerer with a god complex. Her ultimate goal was to become a gigantic goddess to be worshiped for all time. But 'something' happened to her potion that ended up with her growing gigantic, but also turning into a dragon. What happened, to be explored later. ;)

But in the meantime, while she was simply a lowly human with god-like ambitions, her favorite past time was playing god with her shrunken pets. Poor unfortunates who wronged her in the past, she thought were cute, or were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. Oh yes, Valora did love her size-diminishing spell.

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Duke & Zed Frotting:

Yep gonna abort finishing this picture as I can't make a pose for these two that doesn't look like ass. So I decided to finish and clean up what I got. The parts you guys want is there to be enjoyed, so leaving the rest of the pose up to your imagination is probably best. Everything always looks best in your imagination, that's why Cindi's tits are the most thristed for tits in my roster. lol

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Valora Titty-Drop

Finally getting an animation, if not simplistic, done of Valora and her magnificent and ginormous dragon titties. A boob bounce massive enough to shake a castle.

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Oxy Unwrapping A Good Time:

It's been too long since Trixie got some love, I've wanted to do her in this pose for awhile now and I know I needed a John for her to be with. So I decided I wanted to treat Oxurus for once, though I did use my head-canon sona for him lol. Oxy payed for the lover-littler experience with her, good choice if I say so myself. Trixie's a good girl though, she knows that half if not more of the fun then the gift itself is unwrapping the gift!

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Maw-Play with Jet Girlfriend

Ever seen a jet rolled over on her back? I mean, outside of crash photos.. well while awkward, a playful jet can manage to make it happen. Through the properties of ani-mech bendy metal it's possible for them to fold their wings out of the way in ways that make movements you wouldn't think were possible. :)

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