Waifu Warz! Idea Poll [November 2024, Fat Elves]

Step aside Marcille... there's a new Fat Fuck Elf in town...

And by "new" I of course mean 2016. Plus-Sized Elf has been in its manga run since 2016. A little less than 10 years ago! Haha oh dear 🙁

I'm also lumping both Elfuda and Kuroeda together because they won first (by a landslide) and second (by less of a landslide) :^)

Without further ado though, here's some ideas I had:

1 -- MA'AM, YOU ARE OBESE!

All of these scenarios involve Elfuda and Kuroeda bickering with each other in one way or another, but this is perhaps the most straightforward one of the three.

This would involve Naoe (this guy, technically-main-character. not oft-talked about because he's the audience stand-in male protag in a waifu roulette harem show lol) performing one of his routine physical check-ups on the two girls, before leaving them alone for a minute. You know, typical doctor's visit stuff. Big mistake! One of the girls bumps the other the wrong way and they begin getting catty, up until Kuroeda decides to utilize one of those arm-compressor pumps for her own purposes. Cue Naoe walking back in and finding Elfuda squeezed up against all 4 walls of the room.

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2 -- SWEATY ONI, BLIMPING ELF

Swaps out Naoe for Oga (fat oni who has a bit of a complex about wanting to be peoples' mom).

Elfuda and Kuroeda and plopped into a yoga session, with Oga leading it. Kuroeda makes multiple passive-aggressive remarks about Elfuda's fry-eating habit (which she does during yoga in this scenario), leading Elfuda to get increasingly-pressed and eventually shove an entire handful of them down Kuroeda's mouth. The fries begin disgreeing in Kuroeda's belly, and she becomes a starchy gas-filled blimp. "Gas" as in burping, I'm not much a farts guy.

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3 -- THE OBLIGATORY

Since this is literally a fat fetish softcore porn series, I could totally just dub some portion of the manga (if that is something you're interested in). Maybe like, either a chapter or a handful of pages from various chapters? Not sure. I'll leave this one open-ended and do a follow-up poll if it wins.