Enjoy! Just about the hardest shitpost I've ever worked on. This little beaut was a lot of fun, and I felt I was able to stick to a theme even while working within the limits of the song lyrics. It does help that, being a song, it has it's own internal theme as well. But by god, I cannot get this song out of my head now. Something about coming up with six unique abilities for a single, repeated phrase does terrible things to a man.
Anyway, if you enjoyed this and want to see more song based CYOAs, let me know. I'm thinking of doing initial D's gas gas gas next just to pile on the meme factor, but we'll see. Under no circumstances will I be doing Daft punk's around the world. I think I'd go insane.