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[#112] Uncensored - Rating Our Viewer's Tinder Profiles

This week, Maya and QT reveal their plans for the upcoming weeks and upcoming podcast guests, rate your Tinder profiles, roast them, and give tips on what to improve.

[#112] Uncensored - Rating Our Viewer's Tinder Profiles

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you're a smart man kyle. hope things go well for the two of you!

wolf

all white dogs are doomed to crustiness

wolf

It’s on both(a user of all apps)

Nathaniel Gardner

The prompts are on Bumble I think

tessaxrebbel

in this episode we get rizzed up by chat gpt

li

The revolution is coming and Tom Nook will be the first victim

Tyler Burchett

Tom Nook slander D:

Olising

For depravity... Deprivation?

Angela

The way Qt busted out with "crusty ass dogs" killed me man. Please ahhahaha

KayeBearXD

This was a fun episode, and some good advice!

Redcoat

DERS IS TRANS ??????

Carto

Hahaha QT not holding back on poor James's dogs killed me 😂

Okta

Tessa was Tinder, she just didn't do any of the prompts

Nathaniel Gardner

I’m so sad I missed the call out for profile submission, was this posted on Patreon?? Either way, great Ep and have fun here in Utah! :)

Seth Christensen

Not one for dating apps, but always crazy to me that people have pictures of themselves, I legitimately don't think I have a single one that isn't focused on the pet with maybe me in there out of focus.

Sogybritches

“controvershy” is so cute

Mitch Mitcherson

I thought the living walkie-talkie meant he transmits others' conversations to eachother, without being much involved himself 🤷

Ruben

Depravity replacement options: desolation, destitution, vacancy, vacuity, inanition xx

Sister Goose

Yo Kyle! I’m going to edc this year! Also, yall were def nicer to the women with selfies.

Jose Marin

shoutout to james's crusty dogs

MICHY!!!!!

for what it's worth, I really don't mind people with a lot of selfies; I have many as well and plenty of matches.

DOPAMINE27

Use a fake word for the controversy. Think of Lil Yatchy said cello but he meant flute.

Rocky

next, QT will rate our blood tests for high cholesterol

wybers

I am so stoked QT is here and Maya's joining her to stream, feeling grateful for the Utah representation even if it ends up just being soda shops 💀

Ellen shmellen

yippee

the.black.dog.13

What a life to live of scarcity. Cause now you scarcely look at me. Scared I will lose myself, you see. You and me, what a f#cked up recipe.

OurTown93

Few things. Gay men absolutely do go to straight women for dating advice. Also not all of the profiles were dudes. I was thinking about how they told one of the girls to drop all things kpop from their profile "cus guys don't like that"(I'm paraphrasing) and my first thought was, is the girl on this profile actually trying to get with guys in the first place?

skromch

I don't think a gay guy would go to 2 straight women for dating advice

aki

Happy to say my girlfriend did indeed give her approval for me submitting my profile. She thought the segment was hilarious, thanks y'all :)

Lectonar

This was a fun one. Kudos to those who submitted

Danilee

It seems nearly impossible that QT exists in the same room as Marche once a week but has never heard of a warehouse show. It just doesn't add up.

BisonHero

Valuable insight on the smoker, you need to put your most polarizing traits on display to weed out people who hate them. Saves everyone time. Only if they're non-negotiable to you though, because consensually working on each other's red flags together can be the start of an amazing healthy relationship.

Experimental Cyborg

i loved the butterfly biosphere, i took my boyfriend there when he came to visit me!

Faye852

was every profile straight people? did they say?

skromch

if you're still looking for a single word i found "vacuity" (think vacuum, the void left when the air is sucked out)

stellularphone

this is good!!

Adrian

This was another fun episode!

spacecampsucks

the song is decent, i enjoyed it

just erik.

For when Maya is in Utah: There is a butterfly biosphere at Thanksgiving Point in Lehi that I think she would really love! It's a walk-around indoor space with tons of exotic species that you can interact with. If you guys were interested in doing something educational, I run a local insect outreach through my university with around 12 ambassador species that you can hold + I could give you the script I use (I don't know if I've ever seen QT meet the bugs at Alveus, so it could be fun!). Anyways, safe travels!

bug

I second austerity. Fits from every angle.

Steve Williams

Deficiency, scarcity, paucity, insufficiency, ?poverty?, and best of all imo might be austerity

kron

“So empty”

heybridie

Depravation is the word you’re looking for. Not a great song word unfortunately. Edit, gotta start watching the whole episode before commenting.

Couran

Would this work for QT’s song: “………….me What a life to live, deprived of what I need” Or something to that effect?

Anthony Lopez

Dang I didn’t know we were doing tinder profiles! My main tinder pick is me in the merch! I would’ve posted so quick!

Levy_v2

What a life to live of cavity? Opacity? Finality?

Travis Nugent

wahoo!

Faye852

wowie

AxialMars


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