POV I’m your maid 😳😵 🧽

You’ve been depressed and working such long hours that you haven’t had time to clean your house.

Your buddy tells you about this maid for hire site that he’s used a few times.

Tells you there’s this really cool and sweet little Korean lady who cleans the whole house spotless in 3 hours.

He gives you the name of the site and you’re scrolling through the about , the important info you end up not reading and you know that you’re about to just kick your feet up and relax while the sweet ole lady cleans up after you.

You book your “appointment” and wait for confirmation…

When …

Ms. Mimi calls you to let you know that she’s actually sick and won’t be able to come clean your house.

She lets you know there’s another girl who just started working there and she will send her over.

She assures you that she’s just as good at the job , as she hires only the best.

The new girl arrives with a bucket , cleaning supplies and the whole lot.

You start to question if you made the right decision because she’s not in uniform and something feels … off? She’s wearing a very oversized hoodie… it’s a blazing 80 outside…. Weird.

You decide to let it go and give her a chance.

She introuduces herself and you notice she’s a bit shy , but you think it’s kind of cute.

She tells you she’s going to start in the kitchen , do laundry after and then do the bathroom last.

You sit in your recliner and put on the football game forgetting she’s even there.

At half time you decide you want a snack out of the fridge , so you walk in your kitchen to find …

This girl has stripped her hoodie off and is using her big ole bonkers (that you had no idea she even had) to wipe off your counter.

Every single thought starts racing through your mind …

“What am I witnessing?”

“Where did those big ole bonkers come from?!”

“How in the world is she doing that?!”

“She must only have one brain cell….”

“Who cleans like that?”

“Good lord those things are the biggest I’ve ever seen.”

“Thank goodness Ms. Mimi wasn’t available.”

“This is a dream come true!”

“WOW she’s really working for that tip.”

You leave a 5 star review and your buddy calls you to ask how it went.

You tell him Ms. Mimi exceeded expectations , but decide to keep what you witnessed to yourself.

After all… she’s a very special maid and Ms. Mimi does indeed hire the breast.

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