Out-Of-Placers #74
Added 2018-07-03 02:40:50 +0000 UTCThis is what passes for a serious and complex manhunt story among the yinglet population.
The legend of the Oracle of Bakersroof is shrouded in mystery, and the exact details have been lost to the sands of time.
Basically he hung out a lot on the roof of one of the local bakeries, keeping an eye out for stuff that happened below in between meetings with various paramours.
Then one day the baker got tired of all the scav-humping noises on his rooftop, so he chased him off and the scav fell off and broke his legs. But he got back up there and kept doing exactly the same thing and something something and so he's the local oracle now
Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page!
Comments
That baker must have the patience of a saint with all that yinglet humping that probably goes on his roof.
Teether
2018-07-04 17:49:20 +0000 UTCYinglets humping. Now I've seen it all.
Kiran Otter
2018-07-04 16:41:26 +0000 UTCIf he keeps up all that humping waiting for at least one scav to have seen Lopin, he'll be too tired to hunt for him. Oh well, got snu snu.
2018-07-04 07:07:25 +0000 UTCMaybe he's hoping to ambush them when they leave the guildhall. Maybe he'll succeed I wonder if Lopin is going along on the nursery tour. He probably ought to--it may help smooth over a problem or two (and may cause friction with the enclave he betrayed).
Thorin N. Tatge
2018-07-04 01:22:50 +0000 UTCNow we'll never know if he voted Taft! I appreciate your effort in painting a colorful, nuanced tale of a determined detective shuttled like a puck from informant to informant, and ultimately waylaid by lust and intrigue! I also appreciate that the Oracle's prosthetic legs are equipped with state-of-the-art prosthetic toes. :)
Thorin N. Tatge
2018-07-04 01:19:31 +0000 UTCI always assumed they did it butt to butt style, not missionary.
Patrick Tait
2018-07-03 14:48:51 +0000 UTCBut ! Why Brakka is asking for Lopin or Kass when he knows already where they are ?
Panther
2018-07-03 13:22:44 +0000 UTCHis frustration turns into an oh why not situation
Jaws18301
2018-07-03 07:21:18 +0000 UTCThat is funny
Jaws18301
2018-07-03 07:20:42 +0000 UTCSo lewd, but man is the punchline worth it. Also I love how Brakka is slowly growing a personality with little actions like these.
StarstruckEchoid
2018-07-03 06:36:59 +0000 UTCFor a scav, it's not really a question of whether one WANTS to, but rather if they've got the time for it!
Val Salia
2018-07-03 05:55:30 +0000 UTCI see we’ve reached a new level of onscreen naughty here
Magitechnician
2018-07-03 05:51:03 +0000 UTCIt's super important to the deep lore of the setting, you'll see
Val Salia
2018-07-03 05:49:42 +0000 UTCWE WOULDN'T WANT THAT NOW, WOULD WE
Val Salia
2018-07-03 05:48:55 +0000 UTC"HAY! Did you kill dat guy?" "Wanna hump?" "..."
Euphonetics
2018-07-03 04:25:05 +0000 UTCI've been bamboozled!
Loxen86
2018-07-03 03:44:43 +0000 UTCValVal VAL!... I got one of zhose ZHI~~~INGS ..........Wanna hump?? ;}
Sesra
2018-07-03 03:44:29 +0000 UTCThat hair and fur color yeah
Magitechnician
2018-07-03 03:37:32 +0000 UTCThe Oracle's kinda attractive.
Raventail
2018-07-03 03:06:00 +0000 UTCI love the tidbit on the Oracles origin.
ArcadeDragon
2018-07-03 02:53:21 +0000 UTC
