Is It Wrong To Devour Monsters In The Dungeon - Chapter 17.1

"Mr. Caelan is an awful boy," Lili commented as they stepped out of the main Dian Cecht pharmacy, "You're an enemy to all women."

She was merely referring to the flushed mess he'd left Amid in with his blatant flirting. It seemed the Dia Saint wasn't all that used to someone boldly flirting with her.

Which made sense, she was kind of a big thing, the best healer in the city and all that and Dian Cecht jealousy guarded her. Even when working, she only worked at the main pharmacy and hospital owned by them.

None of the low levels would have the balls to do it. And the population with the balls to do so, were drastically small.

Basically, she was sitting pretty on a pedestal for an evil villain like himself to come steal her away and make her part of his harem of beautiful and amazing babes.

She would look good in a belly dancer outfit.

"Hey, she wasn't complaining." I shrugged, in fact she seemed pretty okay with it. And I think she warmed up to me a little bit first when I dropped the fact I was helping out Miach and Naaza.

Right she had a crush on him or something right? Not that it mattered, Miach had no interest in dating mortals. If he did, he'd already be balls deep in Naaza every night.

Hiss loss was Caelan's gain though.

The same way he'd gained by walking in there and now walking back out twenty four million valis richer. Honestly, it was amazing to be able to make so much cash thanks to his skills. He needed to be careful not to flood the market though otherwise they'd go down in price. As it was, he only planned on selling ten phials of mermaid blood a month, with the two given for free.

Quite a hefty amount, but within the Dian Cecht's price range, they made quite a bit of money being the premiere healers of Orario after all.

"That's the annoying part," Lili pointed out with a roll of her eyes, "Mr. Caelan is a bit larger than life, you're like a hurricane that comes and does whatever he wants, before zooming off to go cause chaos somewhere else."

"Thanks," he smiled at her, taking it as a compliment, "Besides, you're just jealous I offered Amid a date and not you."

Her cheeks reddened and Lili clicked her tongue, while pouting up at him in annoyance, "It is annoying to see you do it in front of me you philanderer," she huffed, "I know you said I'm not the only special one you had your eye on, and I understand your point, but it's still annoying."

"My bad Lili," he apologised, "I should have offered you a date first. We can go on one now if you want." Caelan teased.

"…Miss Amid was correct, you're far too blunt and bold." Lili turned her nose up.

"That's not a no." he smirked, reaching down to casually grab her by the back of her top and lift her up onto his shoulders.

"Mr. Caelan!" Lili yelped, "You can't just grab me and put up up on top you out of nowhere!" she complained, her hands fisting in his hair.

"I just did, I'm a chaotic hurricane like that," he chuckled loudly uncaring of the stares from the various people in the street being sent their way, "Besides, you'll be spending a lot of time on top of me in the future if I have anything to say about it. And below me. And in a variety of other positions that aren't supposed to be talked about in public."

"You…pervert." Lili sputtered.

"Yup," he beamed proudly, "So, date?"

"….I'd like one," Lili confessed, fingers tightening in his hair, "But, shouldn't we go check on the store, it'll open soon right? And besides…you also lied to Miss Amid, I'm not part of the Hestia Familia." the last part came out in a whisper.

"You are in spirit," Caelan shrugged, before stopping, "Though, that wouldn't be a bad date I suppose."

"Eh?" Lili sounded confused and he looked up over the small but shapely thighs wrapped around his head to see her staring down at him, puzzled.

"How about we go get rid of that useless Soma Familia mark on your back, I kick them around a bit for how they treated you, maybe maim a few of them, that kind of thing," Caelan offered, "Then we can be at the store before lunch and make you officially part of the Odhar Harem Familia."

"Such an absurd thing to say, speaking of attacking an entire familia so casually," Lili shook her head, "So crazy, as if such a thing is easy."

"Because it is, I'm pretty sure I could have beaten them before I levelled up," Caelan snorted, the Soma Familia were just that pathetically weak, "Now that I'm level two, it'll be a cakewalk."

Hell, it wasn't like he'd been idle even just as they were walking around and doing business this morning. He might not have been doing much, but he was bit by bit acclimating to the surge in power his body had went through since levelling up thanks to his skill Typhon.

Just moving around normally thanks to it, was enough for him to instinctually understand the growth he'd went through and feel how he needed to limit himself when doing normal day to day activities.

By his estimate, through levelling him, his physical abilities and more had increased a bit over three times in total.

Three times stronger than the him who had eaten the magic stone of the Goliath and was already stronger at that point than the him who had fought and killed said Goliath.

"…Why are you calling it your harem familia instead of Hestia Familia?" Lili settled on asking, instead of agreeing or saying anything else.

She didn't want to ask him to, thought it was too much too ask. Yet, she may as well already have asked anyway.

it was a good enough go ahead for him at least.

"Because I plan on dressing you up in a belly dancer outfit, you know with the face veil and swishy see through skirt thing," Caelan happily informed her, even as he turned on his heel and changed direction, heading not towards the Tower of Babylon, but the home of a bunch of junky trash, "And a maid outfit, and a bikini, and cheerleader outfit, and a bunny outfit and a sundress, and lingerie and-"

"You truly are the biggest enemy to women that exists in this world Mr. Caelan." Lili cut him off with a sigh.

Yet there was a smile on her face.

"I told you, just call me Caelan."

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"Lady Hestia…isn't this a bit much?"

Hestia looked away from the mirror she was admiring herself in, to look over at the other occupant of the room she was in, the back room of the store. The speaker was Naaza, Miach's cute little chienthrope familia member.

Clad in a maid outfit.

Light blue in colour, it had poofy shoulders and disconnected sleeves that left parts of her upper arms bare, before coming down to to the wrist in poofy blue sleeves, one of them covering her hand entirely, covering her prosthetic. A sad thing really, Hestia thought she was very pretty even with it and shouldn't hide it, though even if she had big boobs that were currently being shown off a lot by the low cut maid outfit neckline, they didn't compare to her own!

Naaza was at the moment toying with the hem of the very short flowy pleated skirt of the maid outfit with an awkward look on her face.

Well, it was probably a bit weird for her. She'd known the girl for near six months now since she came down from Tenkai and met up with Miach, and she'd always been fully covered beyond her head.

"Nah don't mind it!" Hestia merely laughed waving off her concerns, "You look great, you might even knock Miach's lights out if he gets a look at you in this!"

Caelan had really outdone himself with these maid outfits. They were super sexy! Granted, he just gave some designs he wanted to the people who made them and they did the rest, but still, he had good taste and blue looked real good on Naaza.

Though not as good as her own looked. Caelan had definitely paid special attention to picking out what he wanted his goddess slash girlfriend slash future wife slash something else she was forgetting at the moment, but Hestia didn't really care about that.

Her own maid outfit, maid especially by her loving Caelan was black in colour with white trim. The top of it had thin straps and had a deep cut that showed off a massive amount of her cleavage, while the skirt was short, flowy lacey. It didn't have any sleeves, but it did come to cute fingerless black gloves with white trim on each side that went up to her biceps, and sexy black thigh highs with a garter included.

Heck, there was even some sexy panties to go with that she was wearing underneath.

"Hehe!" Hestia turned back to the mirror and stuck a provocative pose. She couldn't wait until Caelan got here and saw her in this! Maybe they could even get some privacy and have Miach take Naaza and Lili to get some food?

And then….and then!

Sexy times!

Uwa, she couldn't wait to see how wild this sexy maid outfit drove Caelan. She could just imagine it now, him bending her over, his hands grabbing her long twin tails as he fucked her from behind, her skirt up over her butt and showing it jiggling and bouncing each time his hips smacked into her….and she could even look into the mirror and see the mess he was making of her, and admire the do doubt ferociously and sexy face he'd be making while rutting her like a beast!

Her cheeks blazed with heat and she couldn't help but cup them and giggle, 'I'm such a lewd goddess now.' she thought, thighs rubbing against each other as heat pooled in her core.

A knock on the door drew her from her thoughts, "Are you girls decent?"  Miach called through.

"Yup!" Hestia happily called back, turning away from the mirror and the reflection of her super sexy self that Loki no boobs could never hope to compare with, "Come on in Miach." she said, bouncing over to wrap her arm arm Naaza's shoulder and beam at him as he entered.

They'd dressed first, so he was still in his usual, "They look quite good on you girls," he noted, chewing on a bread crust, "A bit revealing though, hopefully you don't catch a cold dressed like that Naaza."

"…That's about as expected." Naaza gave a sigh of defeat.

And Hestia winced.

Poor girl. He didn't even blink! She couldn't imagine what it would be like to have a first child she loved so much like Caelan, who wasn't interested in her at all!

That would be torture!

Shaking her head, Hestia let go of the dog girl and flounced her way over to the door to peer into the shop and whistled, "You work fast Miach!" Hestia laughed, patting him on the shoulder. While they'd been busy getting ready, he had already set up the shop for the most part.

Caelan had dropped off various sets of armour and weapons made from his monster abilities this morning before heading out with Lili to the Dian Cecht Familia.

The various full armour sets were already standing tall on armour stands, while separate pieces and weapons of all sizes and make from short swords, to broad swords to spears and even shields lined the shelves.

Caelan had been correct on his hunch when he was picking the Metal Working development ability. It had massively increased the control he had over shaping the crystal and such he produced.

He'd been busy playing around with it all night after levelling up.

The only thing really left empty in the shop, were the trays set up for potions. Everything needed to make them, including the massive barrels filled with the various powders Caelan had filled them with, was sitting in the back just waiting for Naaza and Miach to turn them into potions.

But they would soon fill up as well.

Hehe, things were looking good!

She and Caelan should totally celebrate by having wild dirty sex all night long!