Suit Vlogger: Comeback

Channel Name: Swapsider99
Subscriber Count: 60,999 (+1498 within the last hour)

Aiden: Hello, guys! Welcome back to my channel, where I will showcase the freshest and coolest bodysuits in the market. I’m Swapsider99, and I am here with a new vlog after buying my latest bodysuit.

Aiden: If you are wondering why my last video disappeared, it’s because it got taken down. I may have overlooked a visible pack of meat during the editing process. I guess it was so huge that it set off NewTube’s alarms. Don’t worry. I will upload it back with a copious amount of blurring. There is also my ‘OnlyBods’ link below, where you can watch the unedited footage, as well as, the behind-the-scenes footage and a few NSFW shots.

Aiden: It’s fun wearing this suit while it lasts. As I said in the last video, this suit is on the cheaper end of the spectrum. While it looks heavenly, it did come with its array of problems. One, I don’t look the same way as before. They warned me about how rapidly my suit would age after use. It’s something about the faulty enzymes that preserve the bodysuit from decomposition. I still look like one hell of a stud, though.

Aiden: Too bad, cumming on this suit takes a lot of me compared to before. I’ll terribly miss this suit.

[Aiden opens the seam on his back and removes the bodysuit. He is naked, but his crotch is out of the video’s frame. Sweat covers his body entirely.]

Aiden: After the first one, I reminded myself not to wear the suit with clothes on. This may look like sweat, but it’s not. It’s the enzymes that connect you better with your bodysuit. It evaporates when exposed to light, but it does leave a stink on your body. If anyone’s wondering, it smells like my old college shower rooms. That place brings horrible yet arousing memories.

Aiden: Lucky for me, my subscriber count exploded after the first video. I can’t believe it myself. Just a few days ago, I only had my best friend as my subscriber. And now? There are sixty thousand of you watching, and it’s just getting higher. With that many subscribers, I got enough funds to buy another bodysuit before the first video got taken down. I’m excited to show you the MARTIN-20X model.

[Aiden pulls the bodysuit from the bag.]

Aiden:  Ooh! This one is hairier than the last one. The MARTIN-20X model is still a bit low-end for the latest bodysuits in the market, but the salesman assured me that it’s better than this old skin.

[Aiden raises the old bodysuit to the camera]

Aiden: It has twice as many neuropathic junctions, and that means I get to feel the outside world twice as much. I thought the old bodysuit’s tactile sensations were already enough. I didn’t know it could get better. I also window-shopped in the better bodysuits, and those have more junctions than this one. Still, I got to be happy with this one.

Aiden: To describe the bodysuit, it’s as real as human skin. The hairs are soft to the touch, and it kind of tickles. Unlike the prior suit, I feel something warm from the skin's surface. They said it’s another function to preserve the suit from decomposition. There’s no power connected to the suit, though. I wonder where it’s getting the energy for the warmth. Hell! I could even use this suit as a blanket during the winter if it’s going to be this comfortable and warm.

Aiden: But I’m not reviewing a blanket, are we? [Aiden Laughs]. We’re reviewing a bodysuit, and they are supposed to be worn. I’m so excited to wear this skin.

[While Aiden is wearing the suit, his eyes dart to the camera as he talks.]

Aiden: According to the bodysuit’s manual, this bodysuit was based on several phenotypes of famous men. They didn’t say where, but I supposed some came from the porn industry. [Aiden’s eyes dart towards his blurred crotch]. If you know what I mean.

Aiden: For me, it reminds me of my neighbor when I was a horny college student. He stood as tall as his apartment door frame and built like a bull underneath the baggy sweat jacket he tends to wear. I could always recognize his distinct heavy footsteps whenever he came either from work or from the club with accompanying men and women wrapped in his arms. To my next-door neighbor, Mr. Derek, please know that the walls of our apartment are thin. To hear your moans and grunts every night was both heaven and hell. I spent so many sleepless nights wondering how pleased you are with the men and women you bring every night. Even now, I wish to hear those again. I guess I can when I moan with this bodysuit on.

[Aiden wore the bodysuit. He would occasionally stop and moan seductively as he touched his body.]

Aiden: It’s true. You don’t notice the difference in the tactile feedback unless you wore a better suit. I was numb and cold compared to before. But this? I’m on fire, baby! Fuck! I could feel the gasp of my breath. And look at these goosebumps! [Aiden lifts his arm to the camera] See? It’s as if I’m not wearing a bodysuit at all! And these muscles, jeez. They may not look defined, but the strength, it’s something you feel rather than see. Is this how you feel every day, Mr. Derek? I used to question where you’re getting the confidence to find someone to fuck with every day. I could see it clearly now.

[Aiden pulls the bodysuit’s mask over his head. He made sure to fit his ears in their proper holes and to align his eyes over the sockets. It was loose at the start, but it soon tightened around his head. He would have felt groggy but has already gotten used to it.]

Aiden: Test. Test one two. Since the last bodysuit was modeled after me, the voice wasn’t changed. It is different for this one. It’s a whole lot deeper – maybe, in the mid-baritone range. I’m not consciously doing it, but there’s a bit of a Southern drawl in my accent. It’s a surprise because the salesperson who sold me this suit didn’t say anything about an accent. Hell! I’m not complaining. My voice feels and sounds like dark butter running down my throat. I might have seduced a couple of watchers already.

[The scene cuts to Aiden walking around the house naked. This time, he made sure to blur every time his crotch got into the camera. Although, it was different for his OnlyBods webpage where his subscribers could see the full glory of his cock.]

Aiden: Not only am I strong, but I’m also quite tall too! Getting used to this height would take a while. As you can see, I’m bumping into stuff. I got the hang of walking after getting a close-up meeting with the floor several times. My hairy buttcheeks are still cherry red. Anyway, getting used to this body will take a few more hours. That is it for today’s vlog. If you reached the end of this video and still haven’t subscribed, please click the subscribe button, if you want to see more bodysuits. It’s me, Swapsider99! Signing out.

[The video cuts off for the Newtube’s version of the video. However, the video continues for the Onlybods version]

Aiden: For my faithful subscribers who have bestowed me with monetary blessings, I did not forget to leave you the reason why I specifically chose this bodysuit.

Aiden: It’s because of this beautiful cock. It hasn’t turned flaccid since I wore this suit, and I am dying to jack off to you guys. It’s what we deserve, to be blessed by this amazing cock. For the first time in my life, I could grasp the shaft of my cock with my entire palm. I mean – I could have done that with the previous bodysuit, but the additional $200 could only surmount too much. This, however. This girthy cock with the perfect definition of veins was more than I wished for. It’s money well spent. The only thing left to do other than marvel at its beauty was to please me with it.

[Aiden grasps his cock, and he feels a rapid tingling sensation spread throughout his body. His entire body shakes, and he falls over to the sofa. The camera follows him. Aiden tried to make it so he could video himself masturbating while showing his face, but it’s impossible without a floating tripod. He settled for a view of his cock instead.]

Aiden: If only there was a way for me to share what I’m feeling in addition to seeing me please myself, I would do it in a heartbeat. This is amazing! More amazing than the last. I could feel every throb of my– ah! My cock! Fuh- fuck! Ahhh!

Aiden: Aaaaahhhhh!!! Hnng!

Aiden: Ahhhh!

Aiden: Mmmm… Ho- holy shit! When is this going to st- stop!? Ahhhh! It’s like a garden hose.

[Aiden bent over so he could see his cock spilling its warm seed on the sofa. The cock was throbbing pink as it continued to empty its contents for the next minute.]

[Aiden collapsed on the floor. A loud thud could be heard. The video cuts off to Aiden still naked, but he moved to his bed.]

Aiden: So, that is it to my watchers. I was still so fucking horny after the first jack-off. And by first, it meant that three more followed. I was so stupid because I left the camera in the living room while I jacked off in my bedroom. I was so lost in the pleasure that I forgot the camera. There’s not much use with a video of the sofa with my grunts as background sound. Anyway, I’m utterly squeezed after cumming so many times. The mind is willing for another go, but the bodysuit is already complaining. I don’t want to break this new toy after getting it recently. So, thank you for watching. See you in my future bodysuit review!