Suit Cleaning

Matteo is the man you want when you want to have your bodysuit cleaned. Working from 9-5 at his store at 380 Marlborough Road, he’ll fetch you up real good when you enter his humble abode.

Matteo doesn’t judge how you look when you enter the door with the bell on it. Whether it was a simple clean and rub or a thorough scrub after getting caked with cum, he’ll just look at you with a smile and ask – “What is it that I can help you with?”

People say Matteo connects with the suit more than their wearers. He knows where to clean and how to do it thoroughly and fast. Matteo treats everybody's bodysuit that enters that door like the finest porcelain. He does his job with proper care and respect. Matteo is careful not to damage or bend something as small as a finger bone.

Matteo cleans the outside as well as the inside – something suit cleaners don’t usually do. Although, he cleans the outside only if you prefer your suit cleaned while you are still inside. It’s not something a person usually does because suit cleaning can get rough, but Matteo made it comfortably possible. Half of Matteo’s customers do that. They sit on the chair before him and disconnect their motor control of the suit. They’d lay limp on the chair and feel the comfort of Matteo’s hands as their bodysuit gets cleaned.

For those that don’t want to be inside the suit while it gets cleaned, Matteo has reserved bodysuits where customers can stay while they wait. Like the magazines you’d find in a doctor’s waiting room, the bodysuits were enjoyable at first. After five or six visits, you’d get tired of them and hope he has the latest models from the market. His business is booming, after all. When this idea was laid before him, he just laughed. They aren’t broken, so why bother replacing them? They work fine.

Matteo often joked that one of the suits in his shop’s waiting room looked like him when he was in his prime. While there are bodysuit stores where you can send your DNA sample, and they’ll create a suit of you when you were young, the customers often scoff at his tall tales. It’s not real, or is it?

Even though ‘suit cleaning’ was a new craft, Matteo is still proud of his craftwork. He hoped to pass his techniques to his 24-year-old son, Aurelio. Only if Aurelio stopped sneaking inside his customer’s suit and wank in the back. Matteo expressed his disappointment several times because Aurelio doesn’t learn despite getting reprimanded several times.

If you want a skilled bodysuit cleaner, visit Matteo’s at 380 Marlborough road. Every little penny is worth the quality of care he’ll put into your suit. Just don’t bring your bodysuit to Aurelio.