The 3rd Floor

Welcome to the 3rd Floor, the Katzen’s exclusive “members only” area. Up here you will find many rooms and activities catering to every need and desire. I am Vaska, the onsite physician and overseer of the floor. How about a tour?

Let us start where most men who come up here do, the locker room. In here you will find beautiful dark wood lockers with built in locks, spacious showers and a heavenly steam room infused with eucalyptus. Through the door in the back we see our gigantic hot tub, perfect for relaxing and easing sore muscles after a workout, and you’ll definitely get one while up here! Although some tend to get their workout while in it *wink wink*

After you get into “more comfortable clothes” we walk down the main hall where as you see has many rooms. Each room has a different theme and are filled with fun furnishing and equipment. Just enquire and we can direct you to which one that best suits your current needs. If you ever need anything, each room has a “call button” which will bring the floor matron to your service. We offer a full food and drink menu and will do our best to accommodate any special items or requests you shall have. Lastly every room has a complimentary condom and lube dispenser for your convenience.

As we reach the end of the hallway we see our two biggest rooms. On the left we have “the theater.” In here as you can see is a big center stage for those who like to show off for all to see. The two tiered seating surrounding the stage offers perfect viewing for all who wish to watch and or participate. As we back out of this room we see the ‘Glory Hole” venue. This is the spot to go, no pun intended, if you are looking for some anonymous, no strings pleasure.

Now let us go back to the reception area  and the members services desk. This is where you will check in to the floor and inquire about anything you need. Here you can reserve a room and plan meal or drink delivery. If you are in need of anything special or have a request, this is the place to inquire. You can always just push the “call button” in a room if you think of a need while in them. The floor matron will be with you shortly.

Through the opposite hall from the rooms we come to the gym. It is equipped with all the latest workout equipment. If free weights are your thing, there is a separate section just for that and a dedicated stretching and cardio area. As we walk our way past all the equipment we come to my office and clinical services section. I provide many free medical services to members, such as full physicals, Erectile dysfunction therapy, STI testing and treatment. The owners have filled my exame room with glorious state of the art equipment as you can see. If anything should happen to a member while up here, I am fully equipped to handle most medical emergencies.

I hope you enjoy your membership here. The Katzen Klavier is dedicated to your wellbeing and happiness. If you need anything do not hesitate to ask myself or the matron on duty. I am sure we will be seeing a lot of each other! *wink wink*

Vaska