Hatsune MD

Added 2025-01-17 19:50:15 +0000 UTC

Dr. Miku Hatsune, a renowned doctor with a bust that rivaled the greatest of anime fantasies, walked into the hospital room with an air of confidence that bordered on madness. Her high-pitched, monotone voice sent shivers down my spine as she declared, without so much as glancing at my chart,

"Youuu must have LUPUS."

Her words dripped with the vernacular of a god, laced with a hint of psychopathic glee and the inflection of a synthesizer on a cocktail of illicit substances.

FWupp... FWupp...

The sound of her breasts bouncing beneath her lab coat echoed through the room as she approached me, her eyes fixed on mine with an unnerving intensity.

"Ah, yes," she continued, "I can see it in your eyes. The classic symptoms: fatigue, joint pain... and an inexplicable attraction to renowned doctors."

Wub wub wub...

Her breasts seemed to bounce in sync with her words, hypnotizing me as she began to circle around my bed.

"Don't worry; I'll take good care of you," she cooed, her voice dripping with sarcasm and deduction.

Creeaaakkk...

The sound of her latex gloves stretching over her hands sent shivers down my spine as she reached for me.

"Now, let's get started on those tests... or rather, skip them altogether."

She winked at me with an air of maniacal glee.

"I have all the diagnosis I need right here," she said tapping her head.