Leah: There ain't enough room in this town for the two of us.
You: We are the only ones here.
Leah: I challenge you to a duel!
Leah: Winner gets to ride the loser.
You: I accept!
You: One, two-
Leah: Pew pew pew!
Leah: Holy shit, you're still alive. Are you really a robot?
You: No more HBO for you.
Leah: Hold on, costume change. Hey, is that a barn over there?
Captain Alpo
2020-06-28 10:36:50 +0000 UTC