Terrible Maids
Added 2023-07-05 16:00:05 +0000 UTCSequel to Pick Your Maid but instead these ones aren't any good at all! Suggested by Aethersprite224!
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Brutus isn't a "bad" maid, its just some people pay extra for that kind of service and she can't reign it in for low payers.
IvyReed
2023-07-10 02:53:23 +0000 UTCThat’s not a bad idea
Onyx Dragon 388
2023-07-10 01:40:40 +0000 UTCThe manager was afraid of paperwork and we were already low on staff
Onyx Dragon 388
2023-07-10 01:38:53 +0000 UTCI’d definitely prefer to be waited on by Brutina. Any adverse outcomes would be minor, and totally unintentional. Plus, a 50% chance that everything worked right. For any unruly customers who might wander in, I’d employ Clovinia as a bouncer, disguised as a waitress. She could threaten customers for tips as part of her schtick, but not hint that food safety depended on their decision. Anybody coming in looking for trouble would find out that she’s the specialty of the house.
Rick K
2023-07-09 02:23:04 +0000 UTCUgh I'm surprised she lasted that long.
Adamas
2023-07-07 21:49:14 +0000 UTCAs I said, I never stated that it was absolutely correct. I can't swear how long ago it was supposed to have started but, I want to say that the show said it was in the middle to late 18th Century.
Glenn Sellers
2023-07-07 21:38:08 +0000 UTCTrue. And, now that you mention it, you're right. Like I said, it was what I saw on a TV show.
Glenn Sellers
2023-07-07 21:32:41 +0000 UTCI would have thought that should be “To *Ensure* Promptness”… (at least over here in England), but then “TEP” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well as “TIP” does…
SophieTRat-Skunk
2023-07-07 14:03:52 +0000 UTCwhat you saw was wrong, "to tip" meant "to give a small present of money" as far back as the early 17th century, which itself came from thieves' cant for "to give" or "to hand over"; it evolved into "to give a gratuity for service" in the early 18th century when tips shifted from something you gave your personal servants to something you gave service workers just as a rule of thumb, if someone tells you a word that was around before the 1930s came from an initialism or acronym, that's almost definitely wrong because that wasn't really a common thing that long ago; pretty much the only real exception to that is "OK"
Idran
2023-07-07 13:06:15 +0000 UTCNora, or Templar Technologies.
Thisguy
2023-07-07 00:26:19 +0000 UTCSounds like some of the Entitled People stories on the subReddits.
KaiserDunk
2023-07-07 00:04:38 +0000 UTCSame
Onyx Dragon 388
2023-07-06 23:26:11 +0000 UTCNo he’s going to poison you if you don’t tip
Onyx Dragon 388
2023-07-06 23:25:51 +0000 UTCI bet Nora made the machine.
Onyx Dragon 388
2023-07-06 23:17:17 +0000 UTCToxic waste water is still pretty. All colorful
Onyx Dragon 388
2023-07-06 23:15:40 +0000 UTCI used to work with someone like Clovis that would ignore a table if they wanted anything unless tip was promised. She worked there for 6 months because of a hiring problem. And from what I was told she was a spoiled brat with a rich dad. But I never confirmed.
Onyx Dragon 388
2023-07-06 23:14:34 +0000 UTCStill evil vs still lovable.
eddi_TBH
2023-07-06 03:09:46 +0000 UTCWith all the gender shenanigans here, it amuses me to think that the cafe has a gender switch machine, and the guys go into work, switch to female to work, then switch back to male afterwards to go home. Thereby allowing the maid cafe to maintain a female only server staff, while also being equal opportunity. And one of the employment benefits is occasional off work usage of the machine.
Thisguy
2023-07-06 01:40:32 +0000 UTCThe order! Is Brutus the kind of... gal to appreciate the help, or slap you ded for touchy? Clovis has an appeal, femme fatale Fun sketch, they are so different
Ordithus
2023-07-06 00:05:29 +0000 UTCI hope we get to see more femBrutus soon. 😍
Raventail
2023-07-05 23:30:05 +0000 UTCWell, if what I saw on a TV show is correct, TIP is the abbreviation for "To Insure Promptness". Perhaps that's what Clovis is referring to.
Glenn Sellers
2023-07-05 22:29:26 +0000 UTCI do adore your idea as well! I do wonder why Kathrin would hire someone like Clovis, but then I thought that some patrons would love a bad girl. But I got Brutus’ appeal immediately!
Rex the Raccoon
2023-07-05 21:02:46 +0000 UTCAdore this!
coredumperror
2023-07-05 19:36:41 +0000 UTCYEEEEEEES this was absolute perfection!
AetherSprite224
2023-07-05 19:12:20 +0000 UTC
