Flora vs Basitins
Added 2019-10-16 16:00:03 +0000 UTCAlternate reality where Flora actually beats up the Basitins guards (somehow) suggested by Saberbeam!
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Just use nudity as a distraction and voilà!
Katsndik Drákoun
2019-12-15 03:29:41 +0000 UTCIn this battle, it isn't "Who's more skilled?", it's "Who's the least incompetent?"
Meowium99
2019-10-17 15:03:56 +0000 UTCyou mean the timeline that Ephemeral envisioned
durandle
2019-10-17 13:04:45 +0000 UTCThanks Tom! :D And now I'm just picturing Flora and Kat skipping hand in hand to the fortress, singing a lovely chorus of "We're off to save a wizard, a wonderful wizard called Trace!"
Saberbeam
2019-10-17 07:33:03 +0000 UTCIf I was a Basitin guard and I hear Flora coming. I would say "Well that's my cue later!!! But it was to late to run away Flora Caught me right before I made it out of the castle. And that is why I have a chip tooth on the top and bottom of my mouth. From: Mattgames
Matthew Morgan
2019-10-17 05:03:52 +0000 UTCFlora just hit them during their designated <i>definitely not tea</i><b>TM</b> tea time
Supreme Leader Porg
2019-10-17 03:30:07 +0000 UTCyes sometimes RP(or side-stories) is the best way to get to know a franchise better.
Foxy Ze Animator
2019-10-17 03:28:22 +0000 UTCFlorambo: *Charges through the Basitin ranks, launching many into the air and flat out knocking out pretty much the remainder of them*
DarthKeidran
2019-10-17 03:27:58 +0000 UTC<b><i><u>A few moments later</u></i></b> The Keiths: [Floras! Floras Everywhere!]
DarthKeidran
2019-10-17 03:19:33 +0000 UTCFlorambo: “My Name is Flora of the Rainforest Tiger Tribe. You insulted my figure. Prepare to die.”
DarthKeidran
2019-10-17 03:17:29 +0000 UTC<b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> Florambo: "CHARGE!!!" *Runs into Trace, who was just walking around the corner* Trace: "Ooof!" Kathrin: "Are you two okay?" Florambo: "What just happened?" Trace: "Ow. What's with the pounce Flora?" Florambo: "Trace! We were just about to rescue you! Where's Keith?" Trace: "Something happened when the tower blew up. I think you'll want to sit down." <b><i><u>20 minutes later.</u></i></b> Flora, Trace, Kathrin, Eric, and Natani: Approach Keith, standing lonely by Laura's Funeral Pyre* Natani: <“Keith. I'm…”> Keith: <“Why did you shoot? She was…”> *Sheds some tears* Natani: <“I didn't mean to hurt her. I know how much she meant to you.”> *Tries to give Keith a comforting hug but is pushed away* Trace: “It's not Natani's fault. Laura did what she could to help your people. She gave her life so your people could live.” Keith: “Why did I ever care about 'my people'? I should have never brought us all here. My people have brought me nothing but grief and pain.” Flora: <“Keith. We are your people. We may not all share the same features or fur color…”> Keith: *Gazes across those gathered for him, from Eric, to Kat, to Flora, to Trace, and finally to Natani.* Flora: <“…but we have traveled together. We hated each other, all of us at some point or another. Even you and Natani started out wanting to kill each other, and now you two are best friends.”> Flora: *Approaches Keith and hugs him* Keith: *Remains tense and apparently upset* Natani: *Steps close to Keith and again extends the offer of a comforting hug* Keith: *Begins to relax* Trace, Kathrin, and Eric: *Joins the group hug, one by one, in this order.* Keith: *Begins to sob* <“Thank you. All of you.”> Laura's ghost from a distance: *Becomes visible briefly to Natani and mouths the following* <“I love you Keith.”> *looks towards Natani* <“Please, take care of him.”> *Fades away peacefully*
DarthKeidran
2019-10-17 03:06:29 +0000 UTCFlora once jump-kicked a guy in the face and kept a famous assassin at bay with nothing but her claws. Flora is legendary - the Basitin King is next.
Ordithus
2019-10-17 00:16:30 +0000 UTCThey saw Kat's ankles.
Adamas
2019-10-16 22:50:19 +0000 UTCI’m gonna guess that either Flora and Kat got the drop on them and took them by surprise, or the Bastins took pity on them and let them win.
Shadowkey392
2019-10-16 22:11:40 +0000 UTCLol,they'd be like, oh,look at the pretty stars,oh wait,that's cause I'm knocked out.
Beastking1945
2019-10-16 21:02:12 +0000 UTCShe flashed em with her paw pads, didn't she?
Customaera
2019-10-16 20:15:14 +0000 UTCFlora being the Hero of Destiny is concerning. Does that mean that Trace is Princess Zelda here?
Kieroni
2019-10-16 19:39:02 +0000 UTCCould be. Sensitive senses always have their advantages and drawbacks, like that
Silent Thunder
2019-10-16 19:11:17 +0000 UTCNow this reminds me of one of the old, more prose pieces, depicting an AU where Trace and Flora drift apart instead of getting close. Trace resumes his duties as grand templar, and Flora becomes a resistance/revolution warlord, rising against the templar regime. She’s a battle-hardened and battle-scarred badass, but she still is haunted by the what-if of what could’ve happened (the real canon)
Silent Thunder
2019-10-16 19:08:37 +0000 UTCKat: "Wow, Flora! You beat off all of those Basitin guards!" Flora: "...Wh-! Why are you saying it like that?" Kat: "Like what? I'm impressed! It's not easy for us girls to beat off so many men at once! It's tiring!" Flora: "You have a lot of experience with that sort of thing, I take it?" Kat: "Oh, you'd be surprised. A good-looking keidran girl like me, growing up all alone in the human world... I had to beat off so many boys I practically lost count! But you? I've never seen ANYONE, male or female, beat off that many men that quick and efficiently! You were like a machine! Trace will be so proud when I tell him how many men you beat off just to get back to him!" Flora: "...You will never speak of this day, or this conversation. To anyone. EVER. Understood?" Kat: "O-okay?" (I don't know why I keep upsetting her! I was only trying to be friendly...)
Roughlandin
2019-10-16 19:07:47 +0000 UTCThey might be vulnerable to infrasound or something similar though! What do you think?
Golden Gears
2019-10-16 18:57:09 +0000 UTCRambo is way bloodier than that!
Golden Gears
2019-10-16 18:55:57 +0000 UTCI am pretty sure that the basitins ,while maybe being vulnerable to ear grabbing, are also vulnerable to infrasound. What do you think?
Golden Gears
2019-10-16 18:55:25 +0000 UTCThis make me wonder if the basitins are vulnerable to infrasound. Darth or Jordan if you're out there what do you think?
Golden Gears
2019-10-16 18:53:54 +0000 UTC(Basitins) "Ha! You think you can wield such a large sword with such a small chest?" (*Flora pwns Basitins*)
Torbjörn Larsson
2019-10-16 17:40:28 +0000 UTCI have been playing Brutal Doom. This really made me grin!
donutguy
2019-10-16 16:55:49 +0000 UTC(Flora) "Look at all the Keiths running at me."
Alto135
2019-10-16 16:52:55 +0000 UTCFlora channeled her inner Sir Lancelot. Now she's ready to storm the island and stab every Basitin that stands between her and Trace.
noxamillion
2019-10-16 16:46:23 +0000 UTCThat is just cute.
Went Brown
2019-10-16 16:43:34 +0000 UTCIt's super effective!
SCD
2019-10-16 16:29:33 +0000 UTCFlora: Rip and tear! RIP AND TEAR!!!! Kathrin: Since when you became the Doom Slayer? Flora: JUST NOW!!!! Kathrin: 0_0
SCD
2019-10-16 16:28:56 +0000 UTCFlora used pounce
Erisnoir1
2019-10-16 16:26:43 +0000 UTCThey're distracted by the bare ankles. If Flora had gone furclad, she wouldn't have even needed a weapon.
KiTA
2019-10-16 16:21:03 +0000 UTCNo, no, don't believe what you see, Basitin are tough
Keith Keiser
2019-10-16 16:17:53 +0000 UTCBasitins are made of papier mâché...who knew?
The Sexy Beast
2019-10-16 16:13:01 +0000 UTCHer feet weren't covered were they.
SavageJenner
2019-10-16 16:10:21 +0000 UTCKinda looks like Flora is using magic
Night_Meaty22
2019-10-16 16:07:52 +0000 UTCGood ol' Rambo Flora
Terra The Wizard
2019-10-16 16:06:27 +0000 UTC*Never* underestimate, or get in the way of a pregnant tigress and her mate! Don't even dare! ^^
ElderScrollsMekkan
2019-10-16 16:05:25 +0000 UTCFlora the barbarian
MiDoFox
2019-10-16 16:04:46 +0000 UTCI can already imagine the moment they open the door, an entire Basitin regiment is waiting for them, spears forward
Shockblaster
2019-10-16 16:03:12 +0000 UTCFrom the title had me thinking/hoping it was an image of Flora utterly dominating Keith and his svelte body in a wrestling match, I don't know maybe she grabbed his ears or something.
MoppyPuppy
2019-10-16 16:02:59 +0000 UTCAgreed.
Vatruvius
2019-10-16 16:02:56 +0000 UTC#FloraTheWarior
Wolf guy
2019-10-16 16:01:28 +0000 UTC
