Adelaide's Improptu First Date

First he climbed the tower, then he climbed Adelaide.

J. Martin Laursen

…in the other’s bedchambers intra-coitus.

DarthKeidran

The tale of Adelaide and her paramour would be later be transcribed by the famous Basitin playwright, Wilhelm Shiversword, becoming one of his most famous works. For dramatic purposes, Shiversword ended the play with both lovers tragically poisoning themselves rather than living without their love. This differs from the true tale, where only one of them died horribly.

Roughlandin

First: what makes you think she’s King at this point? And second: where the hell did the name “Jade” come from???

Shadowkey392

Turns out mr "hello there" picked this line up from her, as well as how to use the high ground as an advantage point. It did say "A long time ago", What's to say that they didn't somehow encounter Mekkan during the war.

DarthKeidran

oof! I must ask, why all the debbie downers on all the sappy posts btw?

DarthKeidran

He's wiry.

Adelaide: Do you drink Wilkins? Madelyn’s Dad: No! She pushes him off the balcony. Adelaide: You should, it will soften your fall.

SCD

Never underestimate the abilities of us scrawny people!

Shadowkey392

You and me both!

Shadowkey392

*shrug* I see her as more of a flannel girl myself

Mippy

If this gets colored, I suggest a slightly more sheer nightgown...

Alex Carpentier

its technically not canon

Caleb H.

The thing I think is funny, is this implies that she’s King at this time. If so, she could have requested his presence, and then dismissed the guards on pain of impact of Horse and Carriage. …Then again, this could have been a test. Most Basitin would likely take the room temperature challenge intra-coitus with Jade, provided that they lack sufficient stamina at that moment. So perhaps Adelaide is conscious of how lethal she is and the following occurred: <b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> Maddie’s dad: [“When can I see you again Jade?”] Jade: [“As you know, being King makes me quite busy. We could meet more easily if we have an official reason to meet.”] Maddie’s dad: [“So we probably won’t see each other much anymore.”] Jade: [“I’m sure with you’re creative mind you can figure it out.”] <b><i><u>Two Nights Later</u></i></b> <i>Outside the front gate</i> Maddie’s dad: [“I need an audience with the King! It’s an emergency!”] Guard A: [“It’s already dusk.”] Guard B: [“State your emergency or arrange for a messenger to deliver your message.”] Maddie’s Dad: [“It’s regarding, Um, a security concern… because of everybody’s preoccupation during the upcoming, Uh, ‘season’…”] 😐 Guard A: [“Precautions are taken to ensure sufficient security…”] Maddie’s dad: [“But…”] Guard B: [“Get out of here before this turns into a medical emergency.”] Maddie’s dad: *Retreats* Guard A: [“Can you believe the excuses some of these jokers have because they think that they’re gonna become the King’s mate?”] Guard B: [“Yeah, I remember our last King’s first year. So many females came with this same excuse…”] <b><i>Meanwhile, around the corner of the castle walls</i></b> Maddie’s dad: (thinking ) “Why can’t I think of any better way to do this?” *sigh* “This will probably be the death of me.” Cue “Mission Impossible theme” <b><i><u>One And A Half Hours Later</u></i></b> Jade: thoughts “That one I fought in the boxing ring was a little cute. Too bad we’ll probably never see each other agai…” *hears a noise outside her window and goes to investigate* [“Well hello there.”] Maddie’s dad: [“Uh…”] Jade: [“I wasn’t expecting company…”]

DarthKeidran

guess this blows holes in the idea that maddie's father was keith.. ah well.

Mark Temple

If he needs help up that last meter to get through the window it would appear his stamina is currently expended. I guess the question now is… is this the night? If so… I guess that means he can regain stamina fairly quickly.

DarthKeidran

Quite likely

564ugtg54645

I am curious, but is the last speech bubble an innuendo? it seems worded a little weird

Raiyuki

Damn,wish I was him.

Beastking1945

GENERAL KENOBI. SHE HAS THE HIGH GROUND.

Tnpcook

Something tells me they would get along smashingly. Which should be scary for everyone...

AstroChaos

Love makes ya do crazy things ;P

Remmus

I wonder how Adelaide and Nora would interact...

Can you feeel the love tonigt!

Can You

One sneaky motherfucker

Quite Possibly a Sombrero

🎵 Sex climb, sex climb, you're my sex climb And baby you can turn me on 🎶

Torbjörn Larsson

With what energy he had left

Timmainsson

This backstory is really awesome XD

Kaija

I was not prepared for this

deffinitelynobody

I think that it's quite romantic

ThirdKind

Gotta love a big strong girl

ThirdKind

I’m pretty sure that it was after, basiton royal titles don’t work like ours, the crown isn’t decided by line of succession, it’s decided by a test of strength...

Ebin Shumate

Urrrr... Adelaide, I try to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass-cheeks is alerting the guards

MiDoFox

And that was the last time anyone saw Madelines father alive :)

564ugtg54645

Whenever I do this no one sees it as romantic, I just can't understand why.

MoppyPuppy

Is this before jade became king? was jade some kind of noble? She gets to be up in that castle.

Quite Possibly a Sombrero

He certainly has determination, and if Maddie is any indication he clearly came in(side). ;P

csstats

If he is making anything clear here is he got stamina lol

DNMZ

Backstory! It totally fits too 🤣

hamstap85

Idk why but, I guess that Maddie's father was really good at sneaking through anything and she must've inherited her abilities in sneaking from her father.

DiDiDi-X

You made it this far. What's one more pull up gonna do?<br><br>Though, it would be nice of Addy to help him.

noxamillion

Misc Characters? Dang, was hoping we'd finally get the name of whomever was strong enough, bold enough, and brave enough to have romanced Adelaide and fathered Madness

AstroChaos

Can't blame the guy. I'd do that to be with a someone like adelaide.

deffinitelynobody

He isn't quite on top yet.<br>Jade looks real cute in that nightgown

Ordithus