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Nora's Advice

Nora tries to give advice on human dating, suggested by Fence Equalizer

Nora's Advice

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Well as Scarlet he'll be permanently friend zoned with Raine and never win her over either

JIngle

fooking roasted

Your name

You're dead , Red

Panther

That, would actually be extremely hilarious… Wait! When asked about the canonicity of some sketches, Tom has said “Everything is Canon.” What is literally every sketch on here, including the more questionable ones, canonically speaking, are canon for the reason you point out here?! Because they are all Nora’s dreams?! Mind 🤯😵

DarthKeidran

Fan theory! What if all these Nora sketches are Nora's dreams during her long sleep?

Wild Space Saga

King Adelaide happened.

DarthKeidran

Anticipation of punishment can be worse than the punishment itself. I would have to say this is how it should roll. Also, don’t you mean “Red’s not the sharpest sword in the armory” since he’s, according to a sweater he wore in a Christmas sketch from forever ago, “always thinking’ with my sword”, that would be more fitting.

DarthKeidran

I have the, one hair color different, perfect image for this. Thank you for the good laugh. <img src="https://i.imgflip.com/281zdj.jpg">

DarthKeidran

Look at these ted talk hastlers these people gotta get there head around that the speaker is always right

LadyDragoness Serpant

...Dead Red Redemption?

The Sexy Beast

*NOM "Lesson One..." *GULP "Eliminate all distractions. You'll need to focus your..." *BURP "...full attention on the human you wish to seduce." R.I.P. Red

Argonwolf

I mean, Red's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he's got to know who he just sassed there. Would be funny if instead of immediately hitting him with some sort of TF, if Nora just graciously conceded the point - leaving Red to worry about what possible punishment she could be working on for him.

Vicroc4

Here lies Red... Red is Dead... He never understood the finer points of never smartassing a dragon.

Sons of Lorgar

So this is where Red regretted the day he interrupted Nora Talks

LupusK

After twokinds is done

Quite Possibly a Sombrero

oof

Meowium99

Sounds like Red has just volunteered to be Nora's example subject for her students to practice her teachings on.

steelabjur

OOF! Fucking got her

Christian

*The second after* Database Erro: WHY AM I BECOME A FURRBALL?!

Kaija

And this is when NoraTalk became a Hunt

TheEnderRebel

Pffft X3

Darkwolf

#DumbWaysToDie

DarthKeidran

Enter Fem-Fox-Red

DarthKeidran

So now we know how red ended up as a keidran for a time. Think first then speak.

Greywolf

OH BURN BY THE HOT HEAD! Though it is funny how Nora is after Trace, but we don't know of her history with other humans. I wonder when we'll see her past?

Shadow

It's a good thing she is very forgiving.

InTheLionsDen

he dead

Diego P

top 10 last words

JAB the Tab

Nora should transform red into a dragon hatchling, and be like "since you want to want to act like baby, maybe you would rather be one."

Kasey Sandman

Nora: As I was saying.... https://youtu.be/mLU2DcE6A_A?t=23

[NoMiddleInitial]

yees

Caleb H.

Isn't Nora regarded as the progenitor for most of the dragons that are currently alive? If so what on earth happened to the dragons that came before Nora?

Golden Gears

R.I.P Red haired guy

Natani Magi

...and so, Red ended up being Nora's plaything for the next few centuries.

The Sexy Beast

The fastest way to lose favor, brought to you by the imminently deceased. We forgot his name, may his soul rest in Nora's stomach.

Axel

Oof.

Reian

Well I know someone who's getting turned into a woman for the next few years XD

Darkwolf

You beet me to it LOL

Timmainsson

She's been around longer than the life of just one(very special) human. So be careful pipsqueak XD XD XD

Timmainsson

I wouldn't be so quick to offend a Dragon...

Estragon

Oh...dear...

Runeru

Been nice knowing you Red lol

Burgafrickle

Dragonslayed Red. Starts w/ -9 lives and no survival skills.

Torbjörn Larsson

Nora: dO YuO WaNt A FuCkiNg SlaP?

MiDoFox

Red after Nora sets him on fire: IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!! BURNS DA BAAAAAHH!! (Blood reference)

SCD

Red gets into the penalty box as a female l Kendren Fox for that.

Akashimo Hakubi

Apologies for the green text wall, btw! XD

Roughlandin

Red walks away, noticeably unharmed. Nora: "..." Reni: "Um... Lady Nora?" Nora: "...Now begins today's second lesson. The art of Draconian revenge. Now, the easy route would be to transform the object of your vexation into another species, gender, or combination thereof. This grants immediate satisfaction, even if it is a bit heavy-clawed. If one is willing to delay the need for gratification, however, there are other ways to achieve similar results. Say for example, subtly altering the target's scent so that it resembles that of a female keidran in season. For an added layer of spice, one might also alter the subject's own sense of smell so that they find the scents of male friends and acquaintances to be equally appealing. Of course, this is all strictly theoretical..." Meanwhile elsewhere... Red: "Hey, Sythe. Are you using a new shampoo or something? You smell kinda... nice." Sythe: "I don't usually use shampoo, but now that you mention it, you smell different too. Kinda... good." Red: "Maybe we should... go check the oasis room together. See if we can... find that shampoo?" Sythe: "Yeah. Gotta... find that shampoo bottle. Hide it somewhere. So people don't get... distracted. Grrrrrrr." Red: "Mmmm-Sythe? Sythe! SYTHE?!? The oasis room! WAIT TILL WE GET IN THE ROOMMMPH!"

Roughlandin

Nora courting Trace arc when?

Desmond Fallout

Later that day a memorial was made for red.

metalman20

Get rekt nora

deffinitelynobody

He can run, but he'll only be transformed tired.

Markius Fox

Red has always been a classic case of “speaking before thinking” syndrome. Much to the delight and entertainment of all observers. 😂😂😂

Travis9x

Well, fem wolf Red here we come. XD

Vatruvius

Trace is a special case ;3

Arukino

She either is gonna turn him to a girl or a chicken. Or both.

DiDiDi-X

Lol

Wolf guy

Here lies the grave of Red.<br>Cause of death: He pressed the "Trace" button.

noxamillion

And Red was never seen or heard from again

WereKeidran

That burn is hotter than the colour of his hair.

Wind Walker

Red, you better start running, right now

Mediawatcher

Rid will become a white wolfess very soon.

Dimensional

red's toast

Terra The Wizard


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