Nora's Advice
Added 2019-08-30 16:01:01 +0000 UTCNora tries to give advice on human dating, suggested by Fence Equalizer
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Well as Scarlet he'll be permanently friend zoned with Raine and never win her over either
JIngle
2025-05-05 22:16:18 +0000 UTCfooking roasted
Your name
2024-11-23 05:02:08 +0000 UTCYou're dead , Red
Panther
2019-09-06 20:29:28 +0000 UTCThat, would actually be extremely hilarious… Wait! When asked about the canonicity of some sketches, Tom has said “Everything is Canon.” What is literally every sketch on here, including the more questionable ones, canonically speaking, are canon for the reason you point out here?! Because they are all Nora’s dreams?! Mind 🤯😵
DarthKeidran
2019-09-02 12:22:21 +0000 UTCFan theory! What if all these Nora sketches are Nora's dreams during her long sleep?
Wild Space Saga
2019-09-02 07:10:58 +0000 UTCKing Adelaide happened.
DarthKeidran
2019-09-02 03:28:58 +0000 UTCAnticipation of punishment can be worse than the punishment itself. I would have to say this is how it should roll. Also, don’t you mean “Red’s not the sharpest sword in the armory” since he’s, according to a sweater he wore in a Christmas sketch from forever ago, “always thinking’ with my sword”, that would be more fitting.
DarthKeidran
2019-09-02 03:03:34 +0000 UTCI have the, one hair color different, perfect image for this. Thank you for the good laugh. <img src="https://i.imgflip.com/281zdj.jpg">
DarthKeidran
2019-09-02 02:01:24 +0000 UTCLook at these ted talk hastlers these people gotta get there head around that the speaker is always right
LadyDragoness Serpant
2019-09-02 00:22:39 +0000 UTC...Dead Red Redemption?
The Sexy Beast
2019-09-01 16:37:15 +0000 UTC*NOM "Lesson One..." *GULP "Eliminate all distractions. You'll need to focus your..." *BURP "...full attention on the human you wish to seduce." R.I.P. Red
Argonwolf
2019-09-01 00:25:37 +0000 UTCI mean, Red's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he's got to know who he just sassed there. Would be funny if instead of immediately hitting him with some sort of TF, if Nora just graciously conceded the point - leaving Red to worry about what possible punishment she could be working on for him.
Vicroc4
2019-08-31 19:37:43 +0000 UTCHere lies Red... Red is Dead... He never understood the finer points of never smartassing a dragon.
Sons of Lorgar
2019-08-31 16:10:44 +0000 UTCSo this is where Red regretted the day he interrupted Nora Talks
LupusK
2019-08-31 07:11:34 +0000 UTCAfter twokinds is done
Quite Possibly a Sombrero
2019-08-31 04:45:55 +0000 UTCoof
Meowium99
2019-08-31 03:24:52 +0000 UTCSounds like Red has just volunteered to be Nora's example subject for her students to practice her teachings on.
steelabjur
2019-08-31 00:16:32 +0000 UTCOOF! Fucking got her
Christian
2019-08-30 23:50:16 +0000 UTC*The second after* Database Erro: WHY AM I BECOME A FURRBALL?!
Kaija
2019-08-30 23:34:19 +0000 UTCAnd this is when NoraTalk became a Hunt
TheEnderRebel
2019-08-30 23:01:56 +0000 UTCPffft X3
Darkwolf
2019-08-30 22:15:57 +0000 UTC#DumbWaysToDie
DarthKeidran
2019-08-30 21:54:34 +0000 UTCEnter Fem-Fox-Red
DarthKeidran
2019-08-30 21:53:14 +0000 UTCSo now we know how red ended up as a keidran for a time. Think first then speak.
Greywolf
2019-08-30 20:51:01 +0000 UTCOH BURN BY THE HOT HEAD! Though it is funny how Nora is after Trace, but we don't know of her history with other humans. I wonder when we'll see her past?
Shadow
2019-08-30 20:40:18 +0000 UTCIt's a good thing she is very forgiving.
InTheLionsDen
2019-08-30 20:35:07 +0000 UTChe dead
Diego P
2019-08-30 20:26:23 +0000 UTCtop 10 last words
JAB the Tab
2019-08-30 20:21:44 +0000 UTCNora should transform red into a dragon hatchling, and be like "since you want to want to act like baby, maybe you would rather be one."
Kasey Sandman
2019-08-30 20:17:53 +0000 UTCNora: As I was saying.... https://youtu.be/mLU2DcE6A_A?t=23
[NoMiddleInitial]
2019-08-30 19:53:24 +0000 UTCyees
Caleb H.
2019-08-30 19:49:51 +0000 UTCIsn't Nora regarded as the progenitor for most of the dragons that are currently alive? If so what on earth happened to the dragons that came before Nora?
Golden Gears
2019-08-30 19:39:35 +0000 UTCR.I.P Red haired guy
Natani Magi
2019-08-30 19:22:16 +0000 UTC...and so, Red ended up being Nora's plaything for the next few centuries.
The Sexy Beast
2019-08-30 19:18:27 +0000 UTCThe fastest way to lose favor, brought to you by the imminently deceased. We forgot his name, may his soul rest in Nora's stomach.
Axel
2019-08-30 18:43:52 +0000 UTCOof.
Reian
2019-08-30 18:38:46 +0000 UTCWell I know someone who's getting turned into a woman for the next few years XD
Darkwolf
2019-08-30 18:01:28 +0000 UTCYou beet me to it LOL
Timmainsson
2019-08-30 18:00:29 +0000 UTCShe's been around longer than the life of just one(very special) human. So be careful pipsqueak XD XD XD
Timmainsson
2019-08-30 17:59:21 +0000 UTCI wouldn't be so quick to offend a Dragon...
Estragon
2019-08-30 17:58:32 +0000 UTCOh...dear...
Runeru
2019-08-30 17:57:29 +0000 UTCBeen nice knowing you Red lol
Burgafrickle
2019-08-30 17:51:01 +0000 UTCDragonslayed Red. Starts w/ -9 lives and no survival skills.
Torbjörn Larsson
2019-08-30 17:49:58 +0000 UTCNora: dO YuO WaNt A FuCkiNg SlaP?
MiDoFox
2019-08-30 17:33:11 +0000 UTCRed after Nora sets him on fire: IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!! BURNS DA BAAAAAHH!! (Blood reference)
SCD
2019-08-30 16:59:46 +0000 UTCRed gets into the penalty box as a female l Kendren Fox for that.
Akashimo Hakubi
2019-08-30 16:58:07 +0000 UTCApologies for the green text wall, btw! XD
Roughlandin
2019-08-30 16:54:08 +0000 UTCRed walks away, noticeably unharmed. Nora: "..." Reni: "Um... Lady Nora?" Nora: "...Now begins today's second lesson. The art of Draconian revenge. Now, the easy route would be to transform the object of your vexation into another species, gender, or combination thereof. This grants immediate satisfaction, even if it is a bit heavy-clawed. If one is willing to delay the need for gratification, however, there are other ways to achieve similar results. Say for example, subtly altering the target's scent so that it resembles that of a female keidran in season. For an added layer of spice, one might also alter the subject's own sense of smell so that they find the scents of male friends and acquaintances to be equally appealing. Of course, this is all strictly theoretical..." Meanwhile elsewhere... Red: "Hey, Sythe. Are you using a new shampoo or something? You smell kinda... nice." Sythe: "I don't usually use shampoo, but now that you mention it, you smell different too. Kinda... good." Red: "Maybe we should... go check the oasis room together. See if we can... find that shampoo?" Sythe: "Yeah. Gotta... find that shampoo bottle. Hide it somewhere. So people don't get... distracted. Grrrrrrr." Red: "Mmmm-Sythe? Sythe! SYTHE?!? The oasis room! WAIT TILL WE GET IN THE ROOMMMPH!"
Roughlandin
2019-08-30 16:53:49 +0000 UTCNora courting Trace arc when?
Desmond Fallout
2019-08-30 16:52:25 +0000 UTCLater that day a memorial was made for red.
metalman20
2019-08-30 16:47:22 +0000 UTCGet rekt nora
deffinitelynobody
2019-08-30 16:44:54 +0000 UTCHe can run, but he'll only be transformed tired.
Markius Fox
2019-08-30 16:44:36 +0000 UTCRed has always been a classic case of “speaking before thinking” syndrome. Much to the delight and entertainment of all observers. 😂😂😂
Travis9x
2019-08-30 16:26:47 +0000 UTCWell, fem wolf Red here we come. XD
Vatruvius
2019-08-30 16:21:09 +0000 UTCTrace is a special case ;3
Arukino
2019-08-30 16:13:20 +0000 UTCShe either is gonna turn him to a girl or a chicken. Or both.
DiDiDi-X
2019-08-30 16:11:56 +0000 UTCLol
Wolf guy
2019-08-30 16:07:50 +0000 UTCHere lies the grave of Red.<br>Cause of death: He pressed the "Trace" button.
noxamillion
2019-08-30 16:05:22 +0000 UTCAnd Red was never seen or heard from again
WereKeidran
2019-08-30 16:03:21 +0000 UTCThat burn is hotter than the colour of his hair.
Wind Walker
2019-08-30 16:02:57 +0000 UTCRed, you better start running, right now
Mediawatcher
2019-08-30 16:02:47 +0000 UTCRid will become a white wolfess very soon.
Dimensional
2019-08-30 16:02:15 +0000 UTCred's toast
Terra The Wizard
2019-08-30 16:01:16 +0000 UTC
