Let Me Brush You!

Oh this should go in-comic lol

Darkwolf

Keep her at least 30 feet away from me and we'll get along fine.

Natani Magi

If anything she'll probably want him to, when he doesn't wanna do it.

Shadow_Wolfen

But ... brushy-brush = love! 0_o;;

Wild Space Saga

think he should run like hell dude.

TaiRaidriar

Come on Sythe, let Maren do her work, and maybe you can return the favor with her cat form

She’ll brush him every night before bed

Mediawatcher

I’m sure it will eventually patience is a virtue

Mediawatcher

Maren seems to have reached the ultra-instinct, you better run Sythe...

The Furry Centinel

Ultimately the Squirel Waifu would groom you with their tongue~

Kirien Fost

Maren: [growls] Y-y-y... YOU!!!! YOU'RE the culprit! Just look at this place! Hairy furniture! Hairy food! Your smelly old hair is EVERYWHERE!!!! It was you.... all along.

SCD

I imagine this being a regular thing once they get married.

Kubulai

I'd be frightened as well. If anyone touched my hair, I'd kill them.

Deratizator

Maren is ready for WAR! The war of love~

Ordithus

Do as the human wife says, Scythe! Otherwise, she will have the squirrel wife chase and pin you so they can groom you!

Xian

Sometimes loving someone means caring for them even when they may not want you to. Maren got that tough love vibe.

Roughlandin

Better hope he doesn't want to do the same when Maren's a cat! XD

Thestooge

And Buff the Keidran Members of the party too xD

Ardenx Delvou

No

Yesss, let the Sythe x Maren happen.

Aadarm

If TwoKinds had its own game, I can just see Maren using her grooming tools as makeshift combat weapons which can debuff enemies. =P

Jordan Dean Ezekude

RUN FLUFF! RUUUUUUUN!!!

FurrySunny

My older cat would relate.

Estragon

She going to cut my hair! AHHHHH!

Oh God it a crazy Barber!

Given that Dog Keidran exist, I feel like what Sythe said could be (and probably is) racist. Also, you are a canine. You ain't that much different. Getting brush should be a deserving punishment.

noxamillion

You know she is just using that as an excuse to cuddle him right ? Lol

DNMZ

A chihuahua and a medium-sized dog... the result of that cross would be comically small beside a wolf. A medium-sized dog at the largest would be ~60 lbs (and a cross with a chihuahua would be considerably smaller). A small timber wolf weighs in at 120 lbs, and a large one could weigh nearly 200 lbs. (I'm a vet tech and former dog breeder's assistant. This kind of thing catches my interest and I could talk about this for hours.)

InkFire

[Off topic] Genetically the dog and the wolf is the same species, too short time for speciation. Though you may need to breed, say a chihuahua, with a medium size dog before crossing with wild type [sic!] wolf.

Torbjörn Larsson

The Groom and The Brush. The brushing bride and her mate. "Congratulations on your shedding day!"

Torbjörn Larsson

And Sythe will become Mr. Fancy Sythe!

Leonard Browntail

"It HuRtS!" - Sythe 2019

Leonard Browntail

I myself have a lot of idea, but I can't give it to him cuz imma not a patron... I need munz D:

Leonard Browntail

They already did...

Leonard Browntail

How can't she not?

Leonard Browntail

X3

Leonard Browntail

U deserves a "OwO"ward...

Leonard Browntail

Un-Limited Fluffer!

DarthKeidran

"What if I told you... You can't" *Maren stares into Sythe's soul*

Leonard Browntail

I want a sketch next week showing the end result after she caught him. Sythe. Running is a lost cause. If you’re gonna get your game on with Maren, and maybe even start a third hybrid family, eventually you’re gonna have to either groom yourself to her liking, or let her do it herself. The plus for the latter is she actually wants to. You’ll be hanging out with her without having to ask her out.

DarthKeidran

Wait... Wouldn't him be naked? I mean like literally naked uncovered?

Leonard Browntail

Floof the fur Maren! Floof his fur for POWER

CrimsonQuill086

👌Agree👌

Leonard Browntail

She is a good groomer before so...

Leonard Browntail

But a brush is good

AngelandNoireDiaries

Young indeed 😅

Leonard Browntail

He’s like no you can’t you can suffer

Luckysniper2424

Forget World War Tree... This is World War Fur...

Leonard Browntail

Awwww, she cares!

WereKeidran

Same here

Leonard Browntail

This is hilarious 🤣

Mippy

It's probably enough to make me go to the ICU for my nonstop sneezing.

Leonard Browntail

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me brush you now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will brush you."

Ebin Shumate

Hey, how's life behind the green screen, Mike?

Leonard Browntail

Oh... And one more thing... The title is supposed to be "Let Me Ship These Two!"

Leonard Browntail

Oh god, RUN SYTHE RUUUUUUN. Also looks like running that much away from maren would be like running a marenthon..............I’m not sorry

metalman20

Canine... You're a canine... From the family of canidae... You're the ancestor of Evals... And yes... This data is valid based on my unnecessary research... May this info be helpful later on, Sythe... Oh, and for u Maren, u do your thing... Go sleep with him again like what you did before...

Leonard Browntail

Let there be an aftermath pic where Sythe is so fluffed up he looks like a cotton ball XD

DarkWolfElite

There is No escape sythe. She Will find you.

Mike

Maren hates shedding as much as I do! I’m also under the impression she’s trying to come up with any excuse to get close to him

Mediawatcher

She just wants an excuse to get all up in that wild boy bod.

Westlac

There's no running from her. She's gonna find out where he is by the amount of fur that is shedding from his body. Leaving a trace behind.

DiDiDi-X

Young love. 😻

Wolf guy

We've gone from a casual brushing to arming up with brushes, what's the sequel going to be? Maren is going to brush the entire cast! Then after that, the entire world!

Floof Ball

the exact same relations with my cat

Snowdayzz

I just got an account and I have several ideas if you wanna hear them.

Josh Erickson

I wonder how much fur she's gonna groom out of him?

DiDiDi-X

...Please hook up.

Runeru